Gwyneth Paltrow’s Marilyn Monroe Now

Posing as Marilyn Monroe is some Lindsay Lohan shit, so imagine my surprise to see Gwyneth Paltrow posing as her for Max Factor. This is literally the most pedestrian thing I’ve seen her do in my life. It’ll be a miracle if they let her back into Britain. Or the ivory bazaar. Then where will she purchase the finest in feminine inserts? The local apothecary? Ha! Menstruating into cotton like a cobbler’s wife. Surely you jest. (h/t Lainey)