It’s Gwyneth Paltrow Acting In Lingerie

June 27th, 2013 // 19 Comments
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“Would you fuck me? I’d fuc- Wait, I already used that joke.

Here’s the trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a romantic comedy starring Mark Ruffalo as a recovering sex addict who’s trying not to plow a yoga instructor played by Gwyneth Paltrow. Or something. Which makes absolutely zero sense because the last person a sex addict should date is a limber, flexible woman. However, it would make sense if he was dating the actual Gwyneth Paltrow which would cure anybody of sex addiction.

“Okay, I laid out the Mesopotamian sheets and instructed the French children to play their lyres. If you’re done reading the rhythmic breathing instructions from last week’s GOOPletter, we can begin the lovemaking.”
“…” *saws off penis*

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  1. oh_dear

    Filmdrunk made that sex-addcition-cure joke yesterday.

  2. Ah, I see what you did there. Almost had me believing there was an actual video in that frame

  3. I don’t give a turd what anyone says, Tracy Anderson turned Gwyneth from a butter looking gummy worm into a titless cube.
    This is not an upgrade or a downgrade. It’s called The Endless Cycle of Unattractiveness.
    It’s like the friend zone. You live and perish there, there is no way out.
    Ross Gellar is a lie.

  4. Gwyneth is pretty, but not at all sexy.

  5. Bruce Banner is fucking Pepper Potts? Now we know the plot of “Avengers 2″. Hulk vs Iron Man.

  6. Gross. She looks fat.

  7. Drew

    I have pretty low standards, and when it comes to personality when I eye fuck women, I generally don’t give a shit what they’re like.

    But there’s something about her that I just can’t get past, and anytime I see her “being sexy” I want to vomit. She’s disgusting. Even if I was in a position where I had a chance to fuck her, I’d refuse just to knock her pretentious ass down a peg.

    • cc

      Right on the money Drew. I went to a tough (academically) university, and there were a few women there that were very smart and also good looking; so much as bumping into them in the hallway garnered a furious ‘do you know who I am’ look..

    • Little Jimmy

      I don’t think I’d refuse to bang her, I’m betting she a pretty angry fuck. But I don’t get how she was voted most beautiful woman on the planet, she ain’t that hot.

    • Banastre Tarleton

      She’d probably be grateful for a hard , dirty fuck.I’m betting Chris Martin prefers to do other chicks , or other boys first

  8. foreverfugly

    I will watch this if her head ends up in a box in the end.

  9. NotEvenASemiChub

    Looks like a typically crappy Paltrow movie. Sorry, but she’s not hot… she looks pretty thick. Can’t stand her acting either.

  10. Yep, still want to fuck her. Sue me.

  11. Sure … ‘acting’.

  12. she had an ass double

  13. chikaty

    it’s as if they are trying to redo 40 days and 40 nights but with hulk instead of josh hartnett and paltrow instead of shannyn sossamon… if hulk makes pepper potts orgasm from a feather tickle too i will be super happy.

  14. D-chi

    I can’t even, this is literally an AU fanfic where Pepper gets with Bruce.

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