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That goddamn well better be fine Corinthian leather.
The leather in this dress came from only the finest cows who were massaged daily and hand-fed cavier and Perrier.
It’s a steal in this economy for only $10,000.
Several cows died so that this pretentious twit could cover up her flapjacks.
The leather was actually conditioned by feeding non-allergenic moisturizer to 30 high-grade cattle for two years. The three best cows were then slaughtered by tickling them to death at an altitude of 25,000 ft. in the Andes. The best of the resulting leather was then hand-sewn by Inca natives into a dress.
Sure, you could buy cheaper. But quality costs.
THAT is an ugly dress.
I thought that was the chick from Modern Family.
Wow, you use same lame GOOP joke every time, stfu and get some wit. Did someone piss in your rice porridge this morning? Or is your village flooded, what is it Fish? Why you have to hate on people for no reason.
Jesus Christ, rice porridge? Where the hell are you from, the 1950′s? No wonder you’re so fucking pissy. According to Gwyneth, everyone today is eating quinoa oatmeal with coconut milk. So grab your spoon and toddle along to your no-doubt flooded little village and let Fish rock on. Maybe at some point they’ll make a wit supplement just for you, but until that happy day occurs, get some fucking anti-depressants.
That’s a really awesome dress. Whore.
Say what you want about her: But I’d fuck the shit out ofher if given the opportunity.
It’s Dixie,…. Dixie Normous.
Enough with the raccoon eyes already.
Wow, Julie Bowen looks great in leather!
she looks good to be a old hag