Gwyneth Paltrow Just Defended Kim Kardashian. The Gwyneth Paltrow.

So Gwyneth Paltrow hates Beyonce now. That’s literally the only way to interpret what in the actual fuck just happened here. ET Online reports:

The event was the opening of lean green actress Gwyneth Paltrow and world renowned trainer to the fitness gods, Tracy Anderson’s, new workout studio in Brentwood on April 4, but with a very pregnant Kim K on the red carpet, it wasn’t long before talk surrounding the reality star’s highly publicized pregnancy and the controversy about her weight gain and belly hugging fashion choices became the topic of discussion.

“I think that women should support each other, especially through pregnancy,” Gwyneth says. “It’s a difficult time and I think Kim Kardashian looks absolutely beautiful. And we’re supposed to gain weight when pregnant — that’s how God intended it.”

Before you start hyperventilating like I did for surely the seal has been broken and the twilight of man is upon us, you should probably know that every single person posed with Kim Kardashian on the red carpet except Gwyneth Paltrow. For a second there, I thought she was genuinely concerned for a shaven yak beneath her station and will now remove my hand for this insolence.

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