Through some sort of holiday magic, somehow both Gwyneth Paltrow AND January Jones made GQ’s list of “The Least Influential People of 2011.” And I say somehow because there’s absolutely zero mention of the time Gwyneth made a pretentious list of pretentious shit she can’t live without or the bastard baby January carried to term so she can eventually wield it like a knife at the dude who wouldn’t leave his wife for her. You’d assume those would be the highlights. Via Starpulse:
Editors at GQ magazine have followed up Barbara Walters’ annual list of “The 10 Most Fascinating People” of the year by creating their own compilation of celebrities who’ve failed to contribute something of “value” to the world, and both blonde beauties were nominated for the shameful honor.
Jones was one of 25 selected because the latest season of her hit TV show “Mad Men” was delayed from airing until 2012 and Paltrow was named for “unleashing her awful cookbook on the world.”
So let me get this straight, had Mad Men aired on time, January Jones would’ve somehow provided “value” to the world by saying lines like a goddamn robot? I have no fucking clue how that makes any sense, so to salvage this post, I added photos below of January Jones and Eva Mendes out last night where Eva almost treated January exactly like she treats her own son as soon as the paparazzi showed up except she left out the part where you roll the other person into a sewer grate and go, “Baby? What baby?”