Gwyneth Paltrow is Probably Cheating With Matthew Morrison

Gwyneth Paltrow has always fancied herself British royalty, so it only makes sense she’s taken up adultery in recent years. Here she is trying to hide her face in just-released photos from London last week where she was out with Glee star Matthew Morrison who apparently forgot windows are transparent while attempting to hide in the backseat. At that point, he might as well have just covered his eyes and said, “They can’t see me if I can’t see them,” or gave up altogether and pretended his jacket is an elven invisibility cloak.

GWYNETH: Matthew, why are you wearing your jacket like a cape?
MATTHEW: Tolkien, baby. Very British.

Photos: Pacific Coast News