Gwyneth Paltrow is Probably Cheating With Matthew Morrison

April 6th, 2011 // 38 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow has always fancied herself British royalty, so it only makes sense she’s taken up adultery in recent years. Here she is trying to hide her face in just-released photos from London last week where she was out with Glee star Matthew Morrison who apparently forgot windows are transparent while attempting to hide in the backseat. At that point, he might as well have just covered his eyes and said, “They can’t see me if I can’t see them,” or gave up altogether and pretended his jacket is an elven invisibility cloak.

GWYNETH: Matthew, why are you wearing your jacket like a cape?
MATTHEW: Tolkien, baby. Very British.
GWYNETH: Do me!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Proving yet again that British men have VERY low standards.

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    sasha
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    He could do so much better than her.

  3. Fubar

    I thought Morrison wuz ghey ? Isn’t that a requirement to act on Glee ?

  4. Muffy the Lesbian

    The two of them are so blah and nothing special (her after quite a few surgeries too) they deserve each other. They can thank the Hollywood hype machine for convincing the sheeple that they’re sex symbols.

  5. First off, can I just point out that this guy looks like a chimney sweep? When is she gonna get some nice highlights like Jennifer Aniston? That unitone blond ages her & that scarf! Oh the scarf…with so many beautiful hand painted scarves in this world, this one chooses one as bland as her character. Her other fashion flubs are all splashed across Facebook on club Paltrow hating pages. No matter what Gwyneth does, she never fails to fall short of the mark.

  6. In addition; my gay is better than her gay.

  7. Lita

    Can you blame her? Her husband admitted to putting his peter up some guy’s butt. Plus, Matthew Morrison’s freakin hot!

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    nhc45
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    anyone arrogant enough to name their child “Apple” has a big enough ego to consider adultery acceptable.

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    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s pretty much common knowledge glee dude packs fudge, and not in a Keebler way, if you know what I mean.

  10. Mel

    Of she is with another man because she and Martin are not together. She just will not be up front about the split.

  11. the captain

    contact lensess can damage your eye-balls.

  12. elizabeth

    good. her husband is fugly.

  13. flavorfest

    Hmm..not convinced. These do not actually show them once together in the same shot. I do not see how the vehicle interiors even match at all.

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    Muffy the Lesbian
    Commented on this photo:

    In the words of Arnold … “You one ugly mutha fucka”

  15. cupcake

    Who the fuck cares? Some closet queen and his professional beard? Fuck them both. Are either of these people relevant? She’s an old bag of bones, pretentious twat- married with two sperm donated children to a tuneless hack who makes me wanna stick forks in my fucking ears. And this POS in the car? Who the fuck IS he? Ugh.
    TL/DR

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    kodachrome
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    why would she cheat with him? they don’t seem like a pair. at all.

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    Kelly
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    Please, for the love of god, discover jquery and all the magic it can do for your image galleries. It’s painful having to reload the ENTIRE page just to see the next image. Fail.

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