Gwyneth Paltrow is Limber And Other News

- Ryan Seacrest makes Julianne Hough wear tuxedos now. [TooFab]

- Taylor Lautner is only interested in llama vagina. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow realizing her coffee wasn’t made from beans hand-delivered from Colombia this very morn. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aly Michalka tanned her cleavage. Give her her cookie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Johnny Depp’s Lone Ranger movie is back on but sans werewolves. IS THERE NO GOD?!? [FilmDrunk]

- Adrianne Curry is still being Adrianne Curry. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Deena Cortese sings now. Oh, good. [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Timberlake prefers this over any other vagina at the drop of a hat. [Popoholic]

- Kourtney Kardashian bought her 21-month-old son a snake. Why not? [The Fab Life]

- Braless Celebrities: A retrospective in empowering women and looking at their nips. [theCHIVE]

- Hilary Swank is sorry she made a bunch of money wishing a crazy Czechnyan president Happy Birthday. [Starpulse]

- Christopher Columbus vs. Captain Kirk. [Heavy]

- January Jones continues to barely look like she had a baby out of spite just last month. [PopSugar]

- The 35 Hottest Ring Girls Ever [Bleacher Report]

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