- Ryan Seacrest makes Julianne Hough wear tuxedos now. [TooFab]
- Taylor Lautner is only interested in llama vagina. [Dlisted]
- Gwyneth Paltrow realizing her coffee wasn’t made from beans hand-delivered from Colombia this very morn. [Lainey Gossip]
- Aly Michalka tanned her cleavage. Give her her cookie. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Johnny Depp’s Lone Ranger movie is back on but sans werewolves. IS THERE NO GOD?!? [FilmDrunk]
- Adrianne Curry is still being Adrianne Curry. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Deena Cortese sings now. Oh, good. [BuzzFeed]
- Justin Timberlake prefers this over any other vagina at the drop of a hat. [Popoholic]
- Kourtney Kardashian bought her 21-month-old son a snake. Why not? [The Fab Life]
- Braless Celebrities: A retrospective in empowering women and looking at their nips. [theCHIVE]
- Hilary Swank is sorry she made a bunch of money wishing a crazy Czechnyan president Happy Birthday. [Starpulse]
- Christopher Columbus vs. Captain Kirk. [Heavy]
- January Jones continues to barely look like she had a baby out of spite just last month. [PopSugar]
- The 35 Hottest Ring Girls Ever [Bleacher Report]
Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Mobile
Photos: Splash News
The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.
Ew… I can smell the poor.
Seriously Fish, Do you have a secret love-hate crush on Gwyneth? Every week you have a post of her? “I’d buy that for a dollar!”
I think he does actually. So do I, I love to hate this pretentious bitch.
It’s a good thing those pants have spandex in them. Her ass is heading south.
No kidding. For all the time and money she spends on celebrity trainers and eatng the best organic food, her ass looks like a dirty diaper.
Ew, it does! A baggy thing containing a mound of something. heheh
my sheer contempt for the woman could probably work up a boner with the fortitude to hate fuck her for half an hour or so.
Look a cunt spreading her cunt.
i’d give her the high hard one.
My fondest hope is that she’s actually doing a parkour over that railing. My next fondest hope is that there’s a thousand foot drop below it.
heheheheh
It’s a shame the dude on the bike didn’t just ram into the back of her and knock her over the edge.
Fucking cyclists, you can’t trust a damn one of them.
Is that goop I see coming out?
I don’t really care for her myself but I’d still hide my purple warhead in her missile silo. She was better as a red head in the Iron Man movies.
great body
have to give her credit
I checked, we don’t.
I’d do her doggy style.
And right before climax, shove the tip of a Cheese-In-A-Can in her mouth and depress the nozzle.
+1 tho for some reason i have this urge to wollop her butt really hard first
I hate myself for wanting to fuck this idiot bitch.
+1 Sometimes self hate is good, it brings about internal change now and then.
I can’t imagine for one second that the sex would be good.
I’d like to imagine the sex would be good, but I know better. Same goes for any of the Kardashians.
When I see pics of her I’m always reminded of that cat in the old tuna fish commercials.
Honk if you’re pretty sure she has a dick
After a busy night with the entire soccer team, Gwynneth airs out her pussy so she doesn’t have to bother with a shower before showing up at home.
“Would you be an absolute lamb and bring this back and tell them I wanted SOY milk? Humans really aren’t supposed to be consuming dairy—tell them that, too.”
Any chance she had a moment of self-reelection, and decided to jump off the bridge?
uhm, that was supposed to be “self-reflection” – just got pwned by spell check.
I don’t know what it is about Paltrow, but looking at her is like looking into a mirror that reflects only my feelings of White Guilt.
Stretch all you want, the guillotine awaits.
Today is my “Tell a lie day” and I want to say that I love this woman, and that she does not deserve all those sick sexual thoughts, I do not want to hate fuck her like everybody else.
Damn! Those where many lies.
being fat like any other american has the same result…………………..JOBLESS!!
I’d give me left nut to get my hands on whatever she’s wearing under the workout tights.
you’d go all Lance for that?
Your body so fit and hit and you are rock star .
LorDaVie
I bet her asshole is as pink as they can be. All pale girls have very pink assholes. Not that I mind. It’s just a fact.
“Hmmm, I wonder how many of the peasants are staring, admiring me right now? I’m so happy I can bring a little joy to their dreary lives.”
I’d like to rummage through her back passage after I dine on her remains.
God, I love her.
Apparently the location scout for this movie thought we’d think these were pics of Kristen Bell in her hot-ass yoga pants, filming for “When In Rome” a few years back.
Dammit…it worked.
Would love to sqeeze the cheeks of her ass. while sticking my tonge in her mouth
I’m more baffled by everyones loser “hate” comments? You ladies wish you can look like her at her age, and you guys wish your lady can look like her at her age. People have no lives, I swear.
She looks awesome, good for her.
You’ve obviously never seen or read any interview she gave. That’s why people hate her. She has an insufferable, pompous personality. If someone is a total asshole their looks get cancelled out.
You have to be limber to keep your head up your own ass so much.
Dear Gwyneth
Thanks for sharing.
Such common way to ready-up for vigorous physical activity.