Gwyneth Paltrow is a Terrible Role Model

October 8th, 2010 // 27 Comments
Gwyneth Paltrow in Elle

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the November issue of Elle where she opens up about her experiences as just another struggling actress, blissfully unaware of the intrinsic beauty of a freshly frocked cornish hen on the veranda:

Q. Have you ever had a casting-couch experience?
A. Yup. When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we finish a meeting in the bedroom. I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see how someone who didn’t know better might worry, “My career will be ruined if I don’t give this guy a blow job!”

Goddammit, shouldn’t she be braising scones or something? Way to tell young actresses without famous moms and dads that they can get by on sheer talent and moxie. No, really, that’s great advice. Gwyneth Paltrow, everybody. Activist!

Photo: Elle


  1. Id love to shut her mouth with my dick

  2. noone

    So she’s a jewish cowgirl now, right?

  3. GravyLeg

    I hate this vapid self absorbed snob…

  4. carissa

    she looks like she gives terrible head.

  5. On Drugs Today

    Although in her own right she has proven she is a good actress…Listen, I rather read about her and her ridiculous kids names then Paris ‘STD Ridden’ Hilton and Lindsay ‘Firecrotch’ Lohan..

  6. rough OR die

    Casting couch to Disney alumni = Holy grail

  7. keijo

    i love her

  8. burton

    hot and classy, love it…more of a challenge.

  9. BigDickJones

    She’s a skinny bitch. Fuck her.

  10. Doodlebug

    I guess when Mamma and Daddy are in the bidness, it helps to prevent you from having to BJ your way in like the regular people…

    “Gwyneth Paltrow is the daughter of producer Bruce Paltrow and actress Blythe Danner.”

    It really *is* a case of “It’s who you know or who you blow”.

  11. Shape Shifter

    I’d do that babe in so many ways you’d think you were watching a Cirque du Soleil performance in Vegas….

  12. Sheena

    {YAWN} Could this snotty bitch be any less relevant? I’d love to slap her but that would involve giving enough of a shit. Oh yeah, and a trip to London or the Hamptons.

  13. Sugar

    The most overrated actress in terms of looks and talent of that generation.

  14. Isabel

    Another one of those people who feel so very entitled. And she really is a terrible role model, if only for her me me me-mentality. Few things:

    * When her assistent put out her need for some Birkenstocks (not kidding here), the poor guy who came forward as owning some was told that “Miss Paltrow doesn’t pay”.
    * She lifted the name “Apple” for her kid off of a friend, who was also pregnant and stupid enough to let the name of her as of yet unborn child slip. Paltrow delivered earlier and beat her to the punch.
    * She was housesitting for Winona Ryder when the script for Shakespeare in Love was delivered, for Winona. We all know how that turned out.
    * That Goop-newsletter/website she runs? (I admit, I read it for a while). She stole that idea too, from an acquaintance of hers who was already doing exactly the same.

    I hope Karma rips her a new one.

  15. Crabby Old Guy

    Well, considering that just seeing that vapid look on her face sucks the life out of me, I bet she is great at sucking cock.

    Seriously, she is the poster child of the self-absorbed, entitled, clueless asshats that comprise today’s “celebrity”.

    That said, I wouldn’t say no to a “mother-daughter combo” platter.

  16. Hahahahahaha, casting couch.
    She’d have done it if she’d went to ASU…

  17. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    I thought BJ’s were the new handshake and this biotch is holding out? Screw her !!! She doesn’t deserve my 10cc protein shake.

  18. I think what really happened was the director told her to go fuck herself.

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