Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini

February 21st, 2011 // 101 Comments

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in Barbados over the weekend where she showed off her “perfect in every way,” GOOP-honed body. And for someone who survives solely on a sprig of asparagus in a white pheasant reduction sauce daintily served by Dickensian children (I’m just saying words now.) she actually has an ass on her. Which is also amazing considering her rib cage is trying to eat her torso to survive. Then again, that’s what happens when you spend years standing too close to Madonna, but at least now we know they never ran around playing grab-ass or else this photo would’ve been nothing but a gray pancake with a talon sticking out of it. Or basically Samantha Ronson‘s face.

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  1. Radlad

    This post is comic gold.

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    I say, dear lady, you have half a flap showing here. Might you put that thing away?

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    LEB
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    Why do photographers insist on trying to find flab on EVERY Hollywood actress? She doesn’t have any, people! Give it up already!

  4. ymo

    Do you know what an ass looks like? There’s nothing there!

  5. Ally

    You guys that insult female celebs are all losers. She’s good enough for a rock star who could have had almost whoever he wanted, so like it matters that you everyday Joes apparantly ‘wouldnt bang her’? Get over yourselves, you guys probably couldn’t even bang Snooki if you tried to get her into bed!

    • v

      I know, right? I would love to know what any of them are sleeping with, thats if they are sleeping with anyone at all.

  6. aretha

    well, ENOUGH FAT AMERICANS WHO WANT TO F*CK A DEAD BODY, folks!!

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    and now 100% lipton cup of soup free

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    kammler
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    Beavis and Butthead get jockstraps

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    BuseyPwns
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never admired skeletons, and I’m not going to start with this one.

    Chicks need to put on some weight…

    You fools with your WE DONT LIKE CELLULITE, BUT WE LOVE BONES! The more these chicks look like some starved ethopians, the hornier you are.

    I’d rather slap and ass and watch it jiggle-a-bit than hurt my hand on a tailbone that rattles…

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    BetterThanUs
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    She’s rich, successful, looks like this after a kid or two, triumphs the virtues of Brazilians and we hold it against her that she thinks she’s better than us? Well I guess she did marry Coldplay.

  11. bananz

    fish, brilliant .

  12. ginaraejones

    um, isn’t that nicole kidman in the pic?

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    f*ck2rock2
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    You get an ass like that from doing yoga. I don’t like GP, ever for any reason, but a body like that takes hard work and discipline.

  14. Kirkland

    Um… the writer of this article, who has praised Gwyn’s flat and bony ass, clearly needs to listen to some Sir Mix-A-Lot…

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    dw
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    how is it possible that this women has had children? were they pigmy babies?

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    paltrow sux
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    her back view is disgusting. she needs to lay off the burritos and ice cream. she is also the nastiest celeb = inside knowledge.

  17. paltrow sux

    her back view is disgusting. she needs to lay off the burritos and ice cream. she is also the nastiest celeb = inside knowledge.

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    rumspringer
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    Now THAT is country strong!

  19. She has the money to get those saggy titties lifted..oh wait, those are lifted.

    Gwyneth dear, you’re doing the butt Pilates incorrectly. You need to listen to me & set up 1.5 feet barricades to step over as you mill around your living quarters. Old milk crates work wonders.

  20. Chrissy

    Umm, she’s always been thin, -always-. She’s just a tall skinny girl, but before her kids she never had any muscle, just a stick. Now she does the Tracy Anderson Method up to 2 hours a day, and I’m sure she eats healthy. She doesn’t starve herself, you assholes are so mean. I’m sure half of you are fat and cellulite ridden. I know I wish I had the dedication she had to working out. You wouldn’t want people commenting on your nasty asses, so leave her alone. You say she’s too skinny, but you know if you saw her on the beach you’d be envious as hell. Haters gonna hate. But she still looks better than you.

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    Jo-Jo Moceri
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    Everyone is such a critic, I think she looks great! I would love to see a photo of you assholes!

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