Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini

February 21st, 2011 // 101 Comments

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in Barbados over the weekend where she showed off her “perfect in every way,” GOOP-honed body. And for someone who survives solely on a sprig of asparagus in a white pheasant reduction sauce daintily served by Dickensian children (I’m just saying words now.) she actually has an ass on her. Which is also amazing considering her rib cage is trying to eat her torso to survive. Then again, that’s what happens when you spend years standing too close to Madonna, but at least now we know they never ran around playing grab-ass or else this photo would’ve been nothing but a gray pancake with a talon sticking out of it. Or basically Samantha Ronson‘s face.

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Photos: Splash News

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  1. electricgirl

    what ass?

  2. Virgodoll

    exactly

  3. flo's flow

    “a gray pancake with a talon sticking out of it” lol!

  4. Ze German

    I’d smack it up, flip it, and rub it down.

  5. Kayle

    not bad at all, i like em skinny and tall…i like seeing my dick move in thier bellies when i hump em…

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    Kayle
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    i like.

  7. Clarence Beeks

    I think she looks great. I like skinny – she still has some shape, it’s not like she is a total stick.

  8. Practice Girlfriend

    She’s annoying, but WOW + GOD DAMN!!!

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    Opps
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    She’s naturally thin. Not many people have that body type or genetic background. Still pretty after all these years…

  10. j-sin

    I never thought the day would come where i would want to fuck the shit out of Gwyneth Paltrow…but i wanna fuck the shit out of Gwyneth Paltrow. What the fuck is wrong with me??!

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    Hugh Gentry
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    damn, that’s a tight body!

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    Hugh Gentry
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    thin with a meaty ass?? Holy shit that’s sexy!!!

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    Hugh Gentry
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    I think I just came a little

  14. Danielle

    I thought it was Taylor Swift lol

    Anyway, she looks good!

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    Double D
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    I’d hit it. Cause I’m a necrophiliac.

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    Normally I’d quote the great American poet, Sir Mixalot here… But seeing as how it is G-Pal, I just don’t think it would be appropriate. Not when faced with an ass that has receive Coldplay loving… No sir… No sir…

  17. She definitly has more ass and hips than I anticipated.

    As annoying-as-fuck as she is, I’ve had a thing for her since Royal Tanenbaums.

  18. tom

    *Heidi Montag before the surgery(s).

  19. The Pope of Cleveland

    Fishstick returns!

  20. Sugar

    She looks much better than I thought she would. She looked terrible in a bikini in The Talented Mr. Ripley–and that was before kids. Just goes to show being a millionaire and paying for the best trainer and cook can really pay off. Of course she is very dedicated, unlike Shitney Spears who looks awful with even more money.

  21. jojo

    I hear she chews her consommé to work off all those “broth” calories.

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    Me
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    I prefer Kim Kardashian.

  23. She’s never been my cup of tea, but kudos for maintaining superb fitness, and apparently staying “natural”.

  24. Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal…. Hot on the inside, horrid on the outside.
    Gwyneth Paltrow in real life… Hot on the outside, horrid on the inside…
    Oh, the irony….

  25. Deacon Jones

    She’s OK (glances to right of page at Brooklyn Decker)

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    DogBoy
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    Dibs!

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    E
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    Her torso doesn’t need exercise, it needs exorcism. What the fuck?

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    moo
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    Where did her ass go?

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    rien
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    there’s an ass on what?

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    Hugh Jass
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    She must have been wearing a tight thong right before getting into that swimsuit look at the lines on her ass lol

  31. babooda

    I am confused…”The Superficial” used to have pictures and posts of hot celebrities, now we get John Baldpate and Skinny “McFatbutt” Paltrow plus some post about the fact that one of the sleezes from “Jersey Shore”, faked something…how is this actually newsworthy?

  32. cupcake

    For as tall as she is, she has stubby legs. I just hate this chick. I really, really hate her.

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    Nasty
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    No ass at all but I’d still lick her turd cutter.

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    The tattoo is an arrow that points to her lady parts and says “GOOP in here!”

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    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    She needs an entirely different kind of “GOOP” lookin like that. …aaaand she just got it. brbkthxbye

  36. I don’t like this woman. I’d still put my tongue in her butt, but I don’t like her.

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    Melchor
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    This woman is perfect.

  38. Prick McGill

    She’s beat. Do you buy blackening bananas? Wilted lettuce? Rubbery carrots? Face the harsh reality: Women have a window of hotness that begins sometime after the first period and ends by age 30, after which only the desperate and highly imaginative will continue to perceive hotness (like someone bringing home rotting produce and insisting that it’s really at its peak; I dunno, maybe some people need glasses?).

    • suck it

      Um some girls get their periods as early as 8 or 9. So you mean to say that children are hot? Last time I looked at middle school or high schoolers, I wasn’t thinking hot. You fail.

      • domino

        Give it up, she is hot. She looks tight and her skin looks good. She looks WAY better than the average 25 yr. old. HAve you looked around you lately at how many young people are out of shape?

      • Prick McGill

        Uh, suck it, me saying “sometime after the first period” leaves the matter of when pretty open, so no reason to assume anyone is referring to children. YOU fail in reading comprehension.

    • browny

      yes, unfortunately what you say is true… and it’s the same for men .Boys, you get from 18-28 and then it’s all over, man boobs, those bits of flab on the side, square butts. Shame, but there it is. Life aint fair, is it?

      • Prick McGill

        You’re catching on, browny. Life ain’t fair for anyone. Too bad that our junk celebrity culture tries to deny this by promoting unattainable ideals of eternal youth and perpetual beauty.

    • Charlotte Corday

      The cry of the fly over fatso…

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    Marco
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    Different time that the pic was taken. Not the same vacation b/c her ass and legs are much less defined.

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    Jawesome
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    Take note, you fat pigs, this is what women who don’t consume massive amounts of carbohydrates look like.

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    domino
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    If you think those legs are stubby, WTF?

  42. Eric

    She looks good, but she still smells like Coldplay.

  43. Charlotte Corday

    She’s evolved from a troll to a buttaface.

  44. Me

    She’s got a hot body!

  45. testington

    haters gunna hate, but sorry she is a good lookin woman and any red-blooded man would be checking her out if you saw her on the beach

  46. I wanna’ say something mean about her, but it seems duplicitous to criticize her WHILE I’m touching my wiener.

  47. Twinkle

    I don’t find her attractive or sexy in ANY way. I’ll now have to disinfect my eyes!

  48. R.

    Ms. Paltrow is clearly suffering from Noassitis.

  49. Keyser Soze

    She’s a stuck up skank and I wouldn’t bang her with John Holme’s prick

  50. Tony Stark

    getting an erection in my Iron Man suit is very painful.
    thankfully, I now have these pics to help keep me flaccid

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