Gwyneth Paltrow Drops ‘N’ Bombs Now

June 4th, 2012 // 59 Comments
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While Gwyneth Paltrow might be the walking organic embodiment of privileged whiteness, at the end of the day she does have a very special friendship with Beyonce where she always tries to make her wear a maid’s outfit and let the children call her “Mammy” while she watches them for a few hours. They’re practically sisters! Which is why there really shouldn’t have been such a huge kerfluffle today when the Internet found out Gwyneth tweeted a photo of herself onstage with The Dream with the following caption (asterisks hers):

Ni**as in paris for real

After the Internet freaked out, Gwyneth Paltrow tried to pretend she was just quoting the Watch The Throne song “Niggas in Paris” not realizing song titles like that are for them and not some hand-painted wallpaper she can just put in Apple’s bedroom so she’ll be a lipstick lesbian instead of one of those Rosie O’Donnell ones that she should legally be allowed to put a plow on to till her macrobiotic garden. How dare you, Parliament?

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. EricLr

    Black people should be honored just to be acknowledged by Her Ladyship’s publicist’s tweet team.

  2. Jake

    She’ll just have her publicist explain that it was the mix of botox and xanax talking.

  3. I bet her vagina is all scratchy inside.

    • EricLr

      We will never know, as it is locked behind a magic wall that only opens up during solar eclipses, twice a decade. And even then you’re not getting in without virgin fairy dust.

      • Schmidtler

        eh, too much hassle – I’ll just come a knockin at her back door instead!
        Q: How do you make GP scream twice?
        A: first you fuck her in the ass, then you wipe your dick on her curtains.

  4. SeeAlice

    I thought she was a redneck now ?

  5. Dan Quayle

    If he were brite they would just sit down and enjoy the potatoe salad

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow Side Boob MET Gala
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    Nice boobies.

    • Melanie

      It’s not luck, it’s not fairy dust, it’s not good genes. It’s killing mylesf for an hour and a half five days a week, Mm hm. All that and PHOTOSHOP. Come on, you guys: Pho. To. Shop. EVERY photo in magazines like that is heavily, heavily retouched.

  7. DeucePickle

    Hey, if she has Paula Dean cracking the whip over Rosie O’Donnell’s hairy back as it pulls the plow, I’ll be totally fine to look the other way as she half ass spells words on Twitter. Because that’s some shit I want to see !

  8. rantatonne

    I buy her excuse. Since the alternative that the Gooperness of Prepvillia would stoop to using the slang ‘as’ version instead of the grammatically correct ‘ers’ is unthinkable.

  9. Sounds like a real beach “as in paris for real”.

  10. kimmykimkim

    Stupid bitch. Can we send her to somewhere like Detroit or, I dunno, Forth Worth, so she can say this shit out loud and get shot in the head. Please?

    • West Fort Worth please. Although she might not make it that long in the Grove either.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      you are just jealous she’s shacked up with your pussy boyfriend, kimmy.

      • kimmykimkim

        My pussy boyfriend? Hey, fuck you, Beef! I don’t bang Englishmen!

      • Actually you haven’t banged any men since your drunken uncle all those years ago. Remember?

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Oh boohoo, how scary. Tony is stalking people from thread to thread so he can keep yelling about sex crimes. The topic is completely different now, but he doesn’t notice. The dementia is so clear it glows in the dark.

  11. Dude of Dudes

    When Im listening to a Lil Jon song I sing the racial parts extra loud. Dont put the fucking shit in a song (or anything else) and then pretend its protected or racist when I say it.

  12. “When I tweeted, ‘Ni**as in paris for real’, I was speaking of Ninjas. I would never say Niggas!”

  13. Pat C.

    Is it OK for mixed race people to mention that song title? What proportion? 1/4 black, 3/4 white is it OK? How about 1/8, 7/8? Where do you draw the line?

    • dooood

      i believe it is also acceptable for latin people to drop N bombs.
      probably has something to do with solidarity among minorities.

      this all reminds me of that wheel of fortune clip xD

    • It’s not like there are rules that state only certain people can use certain words. You can say whatever the fuck you want. However, you have to understand that people are also free to judge you based on what you say. I’ve seen black people criticized (by other black people) for using the term, and I’ve seen lily-white people drop N-bombs with absolutely no negative reaction.

      The only “rule” to keep in mind about potentially racist speech is that you (the speaker) do not get to decide whether or not something you say is racist. The people who have to listen to you do. And if someone calls you on your shit, don’t get defensive (it just makes you look like a racist asshole). Just apologize and say you’ll be more considerate in the future and whatnot.

      • Pat C.

        That’s a good answer, mostly. I’m not sure if anyone ever called Jay-Z and Kanye on it, and, if so, whether either one of them apologized for using it. I think not, and I still think that’s because they’re implicitly “allowed” to use it because they’re black enough.
        In my own life, I never felt like seeing what my black friends would think about my using it. No real reason for me to use the word.

  14. tits look great!

  15. Bonky

    FACT: Gwyneth wants to be a black voluptuous souful singing diva and Beyonce wants to be white, blue-blooded bony aristocrat. That is all there is to their friendship. Both of these confused bitches want to be each other.

    I pity their husbands that have to deal with their shit on a daily basis.

    • Schmidtler

      maybe the two of them should 69 on the hood of my trans am to see if that transmogrifies them into some kind of hood rat / cracker lady hybrid? I think they should at least give it a shot, in the interests of science.

  16. El Jefe

    It is the name of the song and she is best friends with them. If they don’t give a fuck no one should else either. This is the most retarded non-story ever.

  17. Monty83

    I think political correctness is a bullshit disguise for speech censorship.

    Besides, she censored the word that shant be uttered. is it considered offensive to post a nude photo with censoring stars now?

  18. DonnieDingDong

    I’d suck her tits off her chest.

  19. anonymous

    she should have blamed autocorrect on her iphone. i purposely type bad sh*t all the time then blame autocorrect and people accept it.

  20. Devilish Diva

    Ohhhhh, Gwyneth thinks she’s ‘street’ now. Bitch, please.

    • Mama Pinkus

      that is the real issue here – Ms. Paltrow’s desperate attempts to show she’s not just an entitled, snobby rich white bitch

  21. I’m still waiting for her to tweet that I’m Gonna Git You, Sucka is her favorite movie ever.

  22. Shena

    He’s got 99 problems and this is one….

  23. The Royal Penis

    I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke ni**as.

  24. Gwyneth Paltrow Side Boob MET Gala
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    G – Pal is so street y’all!

  25. Hugh Johnson

    She would look better with my penis in her face. Just sayin’.

  26. LOL! An app for the culturally sensitive

  27. Gwyneth Paltrow Side Boob MET Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    “Children can live on a diet of pomposity and the beautiful pure omniscient inner light of their mother, if that mother is me, right? Oh, and if you refer to me as ‘American’ again I’ll slit your throat. Did I mention Beyonce is my black friend?”

  28. Gwyneth Paltrow Side Boob MET Gala
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    I am not a Fan; But I am so fricken Hot for her Body

  29. Gwyneth Paltrow Side Boob MET Gala
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    you can see her ribs…

  30. :O

    I wonder who that chick behind her is hiding from.

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