Gwyneth Paltrow Does Something That’s Not Perfect

January 24th, 2011 // 41 Comments

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow exiting her vehicle and proving she may have gotten a tad to into her role as Country Britney Spears. Because unless I missed an issue of GOOP, I’m pretty sure this is how you’re not supposed to exit a vehicle unless you’ve properly prepped the scene with a delicate saffron nage. Martha Stewart would’ve at least sprung for some boysenberry tinsel, and she’s been sullied by penitentiary life. For shame, Gwyneth. The Queen Mother shan’t be pleased.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Admittedly, this does make her seem a little more human. Mind you, it’s a strange friggin’ world that we live in where having one’s hoo-hah photographed makes you more human.

  2. GravyLeg

    “Be sure to get my ‘moley’ side. It is distinguished”.

  3. See Alice

    She knew exactly what she was doing .

  4. George

    Lay off of her. She’s yummy!

    I’d be ear deep in that, and every one of you dorks know that you would be too if you had the chance – and if you wouldn’t then you’re just plain gay.

    ’nuff said.

    • GravyLeg

      All that pantie shot makes me think of is that fact that sex with Gwyneth Paltrow has to be the only thing worse than sex with a British woman.

      That an I wonder how I can get this site to show “Cunt Squared” in math script.

  5. She is a fucking attention seeking whore showing off her panties? Shit even Brit brit gave us the full mangled vagina.

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    Cock Dr
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    There’s your glamorous & hot movie star.
    Her tits look decent in that dress. Maybe nobody looked at her face.
    Maybe they just took a quick peek & decided to concentrate their attentions lower down.

  7. James

    Gwyneth not perfect? Are you kidding me, I’m still fuming over her ANTI-American interviews. She consistantly puts down Americans when doing interviews overseas. She states we have not class, no morals, Ingnorant, and only care about the mighty dollar ! She even went on to say we have nothing intelligent to talk about around the dinner table, yet she certainlt keeps cashing the AMERICAN checks, hmmm? Such a hypocyt, now we are to beleive she is a country singer!!!

  8. James

    Gwyneth not perfect? Are you kidding me, I’m still fuming over her ANTI-American interviews. She consistantly puts down Americans when doing interviews overseas. She states we have not class, no morals, Ignorant, and only care about the mighty dollar ! She even went on to say we have nothing intelligent to talk about around the dinner table, yet she certainlt keeps cashing the AMERICAN checks, hmmm? Such a hypocryt , now we are to beleive she is a country singer!!!

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    frcrkr
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    The woman needs to learn how to get out of the car like a proper starlet: NO UNDERWEAR.

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    shankyouverymuch
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    oh yeah i’d eat that shit right up & then barf it straight back into her mouth & then…

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    Bob
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    Gimme gimme gimme, I need, I need, I need!

  12. Lovemypussyhairthick

    Miss the days of hairy pussies, damn!!!!

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    meesh
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    i feel 13 again.

  14. wim

    seen that Belly?
    …….IS SHE AN ALCOHOLIC, folks?

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    ravn
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    If they decide to make a live-action movie of South Park, I think she can play Towelie.

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    Darren Leite
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    I want to munch….

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    Ricky
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    I love that little peterbelly!

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    Commented on this photo:

    I love that little peterbelly!!

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    richii
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    …………..

  20. svengali-ananconda

    translation she is oh so lick-able!!!!!!

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    I'm on my Period.
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    I seriously thought that was her cunt for a good 9 seconds.

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    BEST. COOCH.EVER.

  23. Kisses4Katie

    And I thought the headline referred to her scraggly ponytail.

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    LArry
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    I could eat a peach

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    j
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    good no poop stains!

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    Albert
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    No, she did nothing wrong. She got out of a car. A photographer who has no respect for another person’s privacy took pictures for which he should have been punished.

  27. dead peter

    If Aniston’s box is the North Pole, I’d like to think of Gwyneth’s as maybe a ’99 Kenmore Stainless Steel Refrigerator. Maybe a floor model with a little extra wear and tear. If you look inside, you can see a tub of organic Greek yogurt, whale placenta-based anti-aging facial cleanser, and a couple of English cucumbers (diced).

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    meediamugul
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    I would just say, if I see such sc NEWS, that those photomakers who try to catch another person’s panties etc, are just PERVS. it is quite sick to imagine a photographer going nuts while discovering that he caught a small view of underview. U – who made that picture- u are PERVERT :). I live in estonia and whoever wants to argue with me, please feel free to visit. I will kick faces of perverts with glad

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    meediamugul
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    just fuck off pervs. total loser site.

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    HELLCAT
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    she knows what she’s doing in the pic.you can get out of a car without showing your cunt. that’s why she not looking at the camera.she want everyone to see she can act trashy too

  31. Paltrow is one of those chicks that people say is hot because Hollywood told you she was. Take the celebrity away and there are hundreds of chicks you see every day that are hotter than her. I never understood it.

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    So you see her panties, what’s the big deal. Aren’t bikinis made of the same material? If she got out of her car wearing only a bikini would you be equally shocked? Dang here in America people are so uptight about the human body and sex. Over in Europe they have a healthier view of the nude body and sex. Lighten up peoples.

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    Chuck Norris
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    This is as good as the plastic surgeons could get her to look. Sad.

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    Me
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    I love that she doesn’t have an iPhone. Love it.

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    Of course this is not a big deal, in more ways than because “IT’S JUST GWYNETH F**KING PALTROW!” (btw reckon she’s got her peeps on the interwebs on-side on this one? beggars belief why ANYONE – particularly on THIS SITE – would be defending her… ffs)

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