The Exact Moment Gwyneth Paltrow Killed Whatever Street Cred Jay-Z Had Left And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 3, 2013

- Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t have her head up her ass about acting, is truly the Anti-KStew. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Holmes, always the beard, never the bride. Except that one time with the alien beams and psychic clone-baby. [Dlisted]

- In defense of one-piece bathing suits. [theCHIVE]

- Britney Spears is getting a $150,000 makeover which I’ll just assume is shock treatment to make her stop loving McDonald’s. [Gossip Cop]

- Cindy Crawford still looks fucking amazing. [BuzzFeed]

- Hell-to-the-fuck-lo, Genesis Rodriguez… [Popoholic]

- Ke$ha’s bisexual now. STICK TO YOUR OWN KIND! AND BY OWN KIND I MEAN FROG-PEOPLE! JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR! [TooFab]

- Helen Flanagan is your new British Kate Upton. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katt Williams wants to know who gave Quentin Tarantino a n-gger pass because no one in N-ggadom will tell him. These are actual words he spoke. [FilmDrunk]

- Hepatitis: It does an ass good. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Theoretically, Kris Humphries is the father of Kim Kardashian’s baby right now. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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