The Exact Moment Gwyneth Paltrow Killed Whatever Street Cred Jay-Z Had Left And Other News

January 3rd, 2013 // 10 Comments
Gwyneth Paltrow Jay-Z Dancing
WATCH: Gwyneth Paltrow Dances On Stage With Jay-Z

- Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t have her head up her ass about acting, is truly the Anti-KStew. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Holmes, always the beard, never the bride. Except that one time with the alien beams and psychic clone-baby. [Dlisted]

- In defense of one-piece bathing suits. [theCHIVE]

- Britney Spears is getting a $150,000 makeover which I’ll just assume is shock treatment to make her stop loving McDonald’s. [Gossip Cop]

- Cindy Crawford still looks fucking amazing. [BuzzFeed]

- Hell-to-the-fuck-lo, Genesis Rodriguez… [Popoholic]

- Ke$ha‘s bisexual now. STICK TO YOUR OWN KIND! AND BY OWN KIND I MEAN FROG-PEOPLE! JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR! [TooFab]

- Helen Flanagan is your new British Kate Upton. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katt Williams wants to know who gave Quentin Tarantino a n-gger pass because no one in N-ggadom will tell him. These are actual words he spoke. [FilmDrunk]

- Hepatitis: It does an ass good. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Theoretically, Kris Humphries is the father of Kim Kardashian‘s baby right now. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Randal

    Happy New Year, everyone! High fives to the fella’s, hugs to the ladies!

    Jay-Z has dominated the African American airwaves for many years, but his street credentials was lost when he started to have children on stage dancing along to his songs. Unless they’re a prop for a stage-act shooting, they should be in bed.

    Randal

  2. JC

    Dear Ke$ha,

    2 times 0 still equals 0.

    Sincerely,
    People of the world who are blessed with sight, smell, and/or hearing

  3. Jay Z has not had any street cred in well over a decade. Living in Manhattan, hanging out with Goopy and vacationing on yachts in St. Tropez tends to kill that real fast.

    He does so well because the only competition for him out there is garbage like Lil Wayne and Drake.

  4. Frank Burns

    Except for the size of the stage, this could be karaoke night at a Holiday Inn after a PTA meeting.

  5. People PAY to see this sh*t???

  6. Schmidtler

    I loved Goopy in “Contagion” or whatever the hell it was called – when she got the virus, died a horrible painful death, and then they cut her scalp back during the autopsy. Such a heartwarming scene. Made an otherwise awful film worth watching.

  7. Jade

    Katt Williams is an embarrassment and an ignorant twat.

  8. Fappuccino

    Chris Martin jumps around like a mountain goat. Jay-Z couldn’t even be bothered to take his coat off.

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