We’re all gonna die:
getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop xoxo
Die right in the face.
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January 3rd, 2012 // 48 Comments
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now, she even spells in faux british. ludicrous.
Advise and advice are two different words even in ‘British’. She just plain can’t write.
No, she’s just plain stupid.
I thought we had until December. I THOUGHT WE HAD TIME!
“Use a shotgun. It will leave such a mess that no one will be able to tell you did it.”
Well, I know who’s getting hand-painted wallpaper! Really, though, “kicking your massive drug habit” might have been a good bit of advice, too.
Was that advice, “Maybe your musician husband will die of an overdose and leave you famous in his dust.”
can you get AIDS from touching cheeks? let’s hope so.
“Die right in the face.”
Golden fucking LOLZ brah.
The banger sisters.
Well, Courtney Love isn’t so bad looking, but the other one… the only thing I can say nice about her is that she has nice teeth.
BAM!
Do you think that they both use the same shade of Miss. Clairol?
And to think the microbiotic raw vegetarian diet to make her look younger was all for nothing. It must be the carrots making her looks orange. Old marmalade.
Maybe the advice was, “Your husband has girlie hands—next time you need a jar of pickles opened, call me!”
Sorry, I meant “hand-thrown clay pot of organic ocelot gravy.”
Now would that be gravy with which to smother my ocelot, or gravy made of ground-up ocelots?
“Wow, Courtney, what was it like being married to a musician?”
HA!
What’s the new official date, please? I lost track after the May and October events were cancelled.
official date is now December 21, 2012 so repent bitches!
You know you look rough when Courtney Love looks younger and “fresher” than you do.
I have a soft spot for Courtney Love. I liked her music and, when she’s sober and lucid (which is rare), she can actually be intelligent and—dare I say it—insightful.
Gwyneth, um, not so much.
I have a soft spot for CL too. Unfortunately that soft spot is my dick.
……….just be thankful.
Gwen looks awful…tired & leathery. How strange that Ms Love looks relatively good next to her. That makes for a damned fine laugh.
When Ms Love isn’t the worst looking thing in the photo, it is time to reitre from public life. Or life.
“retire”. Sorry.
Where’s a good suicide bomber when you need ‘em?
damn, love actually looks better than someone here
OH like this is news. Everyone knows that Courtney actually runs a very lucrative side business of bleeding out albino newborns for her acai smoothies that people like Gwenyth drink in order to achieve celebrity-grade bowel movements (it makes them shiny, taut, and in the shape of an Oscar statue).
I knew something didn’t look right. *Gwyneth
They look like an Irish folk band, “Mummy and Orange”
I can’t decide who looks worse here. So, I’ll just go with Gwyneth, ’cause, well, she’s Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth, you look like dick. Put on some fuckin’ makeup, bitch. Oh, and happy new year.
These bitches have ruined more bands than coke, Jack, and heroin combined.
Not pictured: Yoko Ono
OK I just don’t feel right lumping Gwynie and her pussy husband’s band in that mix.
Coldplay is the alternative music version of the Dave Matthews Band and it’s the “safe” musical choice for people who think Radiohead is too edgy.
I’m sorry, I don’t quite understand how you can ruin something that was never good in the first place (I’m talking about Coldplay, dicks!) I think it’s, like, physics, or something?
sucks is relative. coldplay sucks, has always sucked, but they suck worse and worse with every passing day.
my wiener just went inwards.
I could not have put that better myself. “Die right in the face” is the perfect reaction.
ew, manhands.
club dumb
“ADVICE”, Gwyneth, not advise
The most shocking part of this photo is that Gweneth actually looks older than Courtney…. I guess a life of Organic kale and grain fed lobster is no match for Crack.
I’m kinda depressed when i saw that the orange thing was Gwyneth Paltrow…for a hilarious minute i though Courtney Love and Lizzie Grubman decided to start drinking together