2012 Is The Year The World Ends

January 3rd, 2012 // 48 Comments

We’re all gonna die:

getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop xoxo

Die right in the face.

Photo: Twitter

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  1. stevebeagle

    whatever

  2. markzurich

    now, she even spells in faux british. ludicrous.

  3. Dinosaurland

    I thought we had until December. I THOUGHT WE HAD TIME!

  4. Krusty The Klown

    “Use a shotgun. It will leave such a mess that no one will be able to tell you did it.”

  5. Well, I know who’s getting hand-painted wallpaper! Really, though, “kicking your massive drug habit” might have been a good bit of advice, too.

  6. Was that advice, “Maybe your musician husband will die of an overdose and leave you famous in his dust.”

  7. Any Guy

    can you get AIDS from touching cheeks? let’s hope so.

  8. “Die right in the face.”

    Golden fucking LOLZ brah.

  9. The banger sisters.

  10. North

    Well, Courtney Love isn’t so bad looking, but the other one… the only thing I can say nice about her is that she has nice teeth.

  11. Jill

    Do you think that they both use the same shade of Miss. Clairol?

  12. And to think the microbiotic raw vegetarian diet to make her look younger was all for nothing. It must be the carrots making her looks orange. Old marmalade.

  13. Maybe the advice was, “Your husband has girlie hands—next time you need a jar of pickles opened, call me!”

  14. mike

    “Wow, Courtney, what was it like being married to a musician?”

  15. Urbanspaceman

    What’s the new official date, please? I lost track after the May and October events were cancelled.

  16. Felonious Monkey

    You know you look rough when Courtney Love looks younger and “fresher” than you do.
    I have a soft spot for Courtney Love. I liked her music and, when she’s sober and lucid (which is rare), she can actually be intelligent and—dare I say it—insightful.
    Gwyneth, um, not so much.

  17. forrest gump

    ……….just be thankful.

  18. Cock Dr

    Gwen looks awful…tired & leathery. How strange that Ms Love looks relatively good next to her. That makes for a damned fine laugh.

  19. ChinaSuperficial

    When Ms Love isn’t the worst looking thing in the photo, it is time to reitre from public life. Or life.

  20. ChinaSuperficial

    “retire”. Sorry.

  21. tlmck

    Where’s a good suicide bomber when you need ‘em?

  22. adolf hitler

    damn, love actually looks better than someone here

  23. OH like this is news. Everyone knows that Courtney actually runs a very lucrative side business of bleeding out albino newborns for her acai smoothies that people like Gwenyth drink in order to achieve celebrity-grade bowel movements (it makes them shiny, taut, and in the shape of an Oscar statue).

  24. Courtney Love Gwyneth Paltrow New Years Eve
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    They look like an Irish folk band, “Mummy and Orange”

  25. It's the kimkim, bitches

    I can’t decide who looks worse here. So, I’ll just go with Gwyneth, ’cause, well, she’s Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth, you look like dick. Put on some fuckin’ makeup, bitch. Oh, and happy new year.

  26. dontkillthemessenger

    These bitches have ruined more bands than coke, Jack, and heroin combined.

    • Richard McBeef

      Not pictured: Yoko Ono

      • Richard McBeef

        OK I just don’t feel right lumping Gwynie and her pussy husband’s band in that mix.

      • Felonious Monkey

        Coldplay is the alternative music version of the Dave Matthews Band and it’s the “safe” musical choice for people who think Radiohead is too edgy.

    • It's the kimkim, bitches

      I’m sorry, I don’t quite understand how you can ruin something that was never good in the first place (I’m talking about Coldplay, dicks!) I think it’s, like, physics, or something?

      • Coldplay Sucks

        sucks is relative. coldplay sucks, has always sucked, but they suck worse and worse with every passing day.

  27. boing

    my wiener just went inwards.

  28. Courtney Love Gwyneth Paltrow New Years Eve
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    I could not have put that better myself. “Die right in the face” is the perfect reaction.

  29. Courtney Love Gwyneth Paltrow New Years Eve
    pixigoil
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    ew, manhands.

  30. Courtney Love Gwyneth Paltrow New Years Eve
    whodathunkit
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    club dumb

  31. Courtney Love Gwyneth Paltrow New Years Eve
    elaine benes
    Commented on this photo:

    “ADVICE”, Gwyneth, not advise

  32. Courtney Love Gwyneth Paltrow New Years Eve
    mangezmangez
    Commented on this photo:

    The most shocking part of this photo is that Gweneth actually looks older than Courtney…. I guess a life of Organic kale and grain fed lobster is no match for Crack.

  33. I’m kinda depressed when i saw that the orange thing was Gwyneth Paltrow…for a hilarious minute i though Courtney Love and Lizzie Grubman decided to start drinking together

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