We’re all gonna die:
getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop xoxo
Die right in the face.
now, she even spells in faux british. ludicrous.
Advise and advice are two different words even in ‘British’. She just plain can’t write.
No, she’s just plain stupid.
I thought we had until December. I THOUGHT WE HAD TIME!
“Use a shotgun. It will leave such a mess that no one will be able to tell you did it.”
Well, I know who’s getting hand-painted wallpaper! Really, though, “kicking your massive drug habit” might have been a good bit of advice, too.
Was that advice, “Maybe your musician husband will die of an overdose and leave you famous in his dust.”
can you get AIDS from touching cheeks? let’s hope so.
“Die right in the face.”
Golden fucking LOLZ brah.
The banger sisters.
Well, Courtney Love isn’t so bad looking, but the other one… the only thing I can say nice about her is that she has nice teeth.
Do you think that they both use the same shade of Miss. Clairol?
And to think the microbiotic raw vegetarian diet to make her look younger was all for nothing. It must be the carrots making her looks orange. Old marmalade.
Maybe the advice was, “Your husband has girlie hands—next time you need a jar of pickles opened, call me!”
Sorry, I meant “hand-thrown clay pot of organic ocelot gravy.”
Now would that be gravy with which to smother my ocelot, or gravy made of ground-up ocelots?
“Wow, Courtney, what was it like being married to a musician?”
What’s the new official date, please? I lost track after the May and October events were cancelled.
official date is now December 21, 2012 so repent bitches!
You know you look rough when Courtney Love looks younger and “fresher” than you do.
I have a soft spot for Courtney Love. I liked her music and, when she’s sober and lucid (which is rare), she can actually be intelligent and—dare I say it—insightful.
Gwyneth, um, not so much.
I have a soft spot for CL too. Unfortunately that soft spot is my dick.
……….just be thankful.
Gwen looks awful…tired & leathery. How strange that Ms Love looks relatively good next to her. That makes for a damned fine laugh.
When Ms Love isn’t the worst looking thing in the photo, it is time to reitre from public life. Or life.
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