A Moment For Gwyneth Paltrow’s Freshly Steamed Camel Toe

First things first, if you don’t know that Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vagina, Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vagina. And now that you have that information, here’s her mugwort-infused labia majora giving her a prominent camel toe that’s mortifying everyone around her. Look at this woman’s face:

gwyneth paltrow camel toe

Not only is she visibly thinking “What in the fuck?” she literally starts trying to warn people without it bursting out like a lamprey, a freshly steamed lamprey:

gwyneth paltrow camel toe

“Psst, down here. My hand, look at my hand. Run.”

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