Gwyneth Paltrow Tattooed A ‘C’ On Her Pubic Bone

Gwyneth Paltrow might be the Lordess Demure de Quintessential European Flatulence Quaffing of Her Majesty’s Secret Service, but at the end of the day, she’s a straight up chola who’ll tattoo her man’s initials above her dick garage, bitch person. So here she is in Hawaii over New Year’s where she let the indigenous island tribes know that Chris Martin is the Lord and Master of her Vaginatown and all the Dickensian children that at one time dwelled within. Some might even say he’s the mayor, but Gwyneth has always been more partial to Brigadier General or Executive Chef of La Pussynella Delicatessen and Assorted Ginoche.

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