Gwyneth Paltrow Tattooed A ‘C’ On Her Pubic Bone

January 6th, 2014 // 31 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow might be the Lordess Demure de Quintessential European Flatulence Quaffing of Her Majesty’s Secret Service, but at the end of the day, she’s a straight up chola who’ll tattoo her man’s initials above her dick garage, bitch person. So here she is in Hawaii over New Year’s where she let the indigenous island tribes know that Chris Martin is the Lord and Master of her Vaginatown and all the Dickensian children that at one time dwelled within. Some might even say he’s the mayor, but Gwyneth has always been more partial to Brigadier General or Executive Chef of La Pussynella Delicatessen and Assorted Ginoche.

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    idk looks more like a G.
    as in…
    George clooney!

  2. Bene

    the pics aren’t perfectly clear, so i guess it’s not a C but a €
    so instead of “chris’ bitch” it would stand for “european money bitch” and that perfectly fits

  3. alex

    LOL, “dick garage.” Heh. thanks for the monday morning chuckle.

  4. I think it just stands for “cunt”.

  5. And we all know when someone gets a tattoo of their significant others name on them, it’s becomes a demise of the relationship. As DkNY stated, she can always say it stands for “cunt,” or “cold.”

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    Cock Dr
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    She may have a murky C tattooed on the front side but that back end is looking tired; it doesn’t even deserve a D.

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    Ken
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    It’s left over from the assembly instructions

  8. It looks like she bought that bikini in the girls’ department. Yuck.

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini C Tattoo Pubic Bone
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    ‘Mommy… will Daddy’s band ever start making decent music?”

  10. ‘C’? Okay, sure, from this angle. But during 69 wouldn’t it look kind of like a ‘J’? As in ‘Jeff’?

  11. Listen Fish, i know you aren’t that familiar with lady parts and all, but I think that id the Pelvic bone, not Pubic bone.
    Might explain your fruitless search for the elusive G Spot

  12. cc

    I hear it was a prank. She was getting a nice, relaxing Perrier-Jouët enema and was in such a state of smug torpor she didn’t notice them doing this. Just goes to show…tip your staff.

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    Looks more like the Symbol for the Euro to me

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    Suz
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    Ugh, you must be 4 stone, back on the cleanse.

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    Robb7
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    Flat no-tits, bony, wrinkly ass covered in Casper pale skin — and she’s a bitch. Who wouldn’t want hit that!

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    Oh
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    oh, come on! she’s 41, and still bangin’, A+

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    Thom
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    I’d rather fuck a loaf of wonder bread. Less white. More exciting.

  18. it’s clearly a “c” that’s engineered to be turned into something else when that cold cunt’s connection to Coldplay’s Chris crumbles.

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    It’s obviously a crescent moon because she’s an Islamic terrorist. Death to America!

  20. A C tattooed a C on her C. Way too easy.

  21. hahaha the c is for cu…wait, too easy

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    cori
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    thats her hip bone not her pubic bone, idiots!

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    Sprmcandy
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    I am in Love !

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    whatever
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    you know that c is just the beginning of another four-letter-word,
    followed by a u and a n and a t if it flew over your head

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    you stupid, that’s just a cancerous mole.

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