Okay, Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow Has The Ass Of A 22-Year-Old Stripper

Alright, folks, I’m Tom Hardy’s balls deep in my Deadpool review, so here are pics of Gwyneth Paltrow’s butt in a bikini, which from the distance it was taken, could feasibly pass for a 22-year-old stripper’s. Provided it’s properly steamed, of course, because it’s not truly a stripper’s ass until you can harvest a good mugwort-infused algae from it. That’s just good nutrition. And economics.

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