Gwyneth & Beyonce Are Going On A Yoga Retreat

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2014

One of them got made fun of on the Internet, and one of them witnessed the whole world seeing her sister go bananaballs on her husband who may or may not have bean cheating with a hostess, so clearly Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are going through the exact same level of shit. Their fates are entwined. Fortunately, one of them is way more super generous than the other and booked them both on a rejuvenating voyage of the soul. It’s just how she is. The Daily Mail reports:

They are both seemingly in need of some R&R after their recent personal dramas, so it’s no surprise that Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are reportedly going on a four-day retreat together.
The actress will help her A-list pal, 32, unwind with yoga classes and hikes before the Drunk in Love hitmaker begins her gruelling On the Run tour with husband Jay Z later this month.
The 41-year-old is believed to have checked the pair into an exclusive complex in California’s central coast, where they are expected to meditate, go on long walks and sample local wine.

During the all-exclusive weekend, Beyonce will get to experience such spirit-awakening exercises as “Take my bags upstairs,”; “Bring the car around front,”; “No, no, your kind eats in the cellar.”; and “This froth isn’t almond milk. I’ll sell you for a half-pence to the nearest pauper!” She’ll be a whole new woman.

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