Gwen Stefani’s hair boggles the mind

December 5th, 2006 // 138 Comments
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Comments (138)

  1. Italian Stallion | December 5, 2006 at 2:02 pm

    “Jetsons, meet the Jetsons…………..”

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  2. There's a Surprise Inside | December 5, 2006 at 2:02 pm

    Is THAT the black hole?

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  3. There's a Surprise Inside | December 5, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    Does she have her resumes in that bag?

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  4. HolisticWisdomcom | December 5, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    That could be a handy dildo holder!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  5. NipsyHustle | December 5, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    i would fuck her husband’s brain loose from his spinal cord. he’s one sexy muthafucka

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  6. VeryLiberating.com | December 5, 2006 at 2:06 pm
  7. Tits_McGhee | December 5, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    I heart Gwen Stefani. She has sweet style and she don’t give a fuck.

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  8. EJ | December 5, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    My god, doesn’t it look like something from Rocky Horror Picture Show?

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  9. tinyTy | December 5, 2006 at 2:08 pm

    Mmmmm…. looks like a cinnamon roll, or a swirly ice cream cone, or maybe taffy.

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  10. buzz_clik | December 5, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    Her hair is a brilliant, deviously devised time-sucking vortex made for the sole purpose of making me stare at it instead of doing my work. It’s just lucky I’m not on ketamine right now, otherwise I’d just go to a place that I’d NEVER fucking return from…

    Oh, and I’d also be fired for being on ketamine while staring at some chick’s gnarly head instead of doing my work.

    P.S. Winners don’t use drugs.

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  11. biatcho | December 5, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    It’s a form of hypnosis so we all think she can actually sing & not sound like a dying cat.

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  12. There's a Surprise Inside | December 5, 2006 at 2:16 pm

    #5, I wouldn’t even mind sloppy seconds on that!

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  13. BiGiTiGi | December 5, 2006 at 2:17 pm
  14. NipsyHustle | December 5, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    #12

    he may be dead but i’ll give him viagra before hand to maintain that “english stiffy” we so desire.

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  15. enfilade | December 5, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    You could hang ten on that thing.

    http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

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  16. NipsyHustle | December 5, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    i’m suddenly craving a cream horn

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  17. missykissy | December 5, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    She obviously went for more cowbell here and missed.

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  18. wedgeone | December 5, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    That hair is so when she’s giving oral, it doesn’t get in the way & the camera ends up missing her putting the meatballs into her mouth!!
    More porn chicks should take on this look!!

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  19. Denimpetal | December 5, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    totally agree with #7, she has the confidence to make anything work for her. She has the guts to wear whatever she wants. She’s a good role-model

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  20. Lukielongsocks | December 5, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    Gwen Stefani sexy? You people must be on some good drugs. She makes my vomit want to throw up.

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  21. boobiezmagee | December 5, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    She looks like a Dr. Seuss character.

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  22. eXtasyStef | December 5, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    It’s a human anime character. Or a Snork.
    Fire and/or kill the stylist. Or send them to Britney.

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  23. CelebSlam.com | December 5, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    Wasn’t she in The Fifth Element?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  24. superstar | December 5, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    It doesn’t look that bad since it suits her.
    When I just came on about 2mins ago and only saw the top half of her hair until I scrolled down, I thought her hair was a parrot.

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  25. OhAySis | December 5, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    A finger? I could think of something else I’d rather stick in there…..and there, and there and there.

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  26. ImaCracka | December 5, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    She looks like a Oompah Loompah Whore

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  27. techclerk | December 5, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    It is an optical illusion. Turn the picture upside down and you’ll see a bearded old man.

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  28. artmonkey3000 | December 5, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    Pretty sure that’s a tranny.

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  29. lisad71 | December 5, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Did a chef or a hairdresser do her hair? It looks like a giant croissant.

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  30. mrs.t | December 5, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    #27, techclerk: you, my friend, are a genius.

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  31. GuitarGirl | December 5, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    Hahah I think I want one of those too #16

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  32. Kristin | December 5, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Laughing my fcking ass off. Unicorn lmao.

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  33. frenchtoaststix | December 5, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, her look is tired out. She’s in her middle-30s and she dresses like a 15 year old. A 15-year-old Dr. Seuss character. That whirly-gig do is strictly from the Whoville Salon.

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  34. gossipWhor3 | December 5, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    jeez. thesuperfish is getting lazy. Not only are you getting ideas for your posts from .com but you’re also stealing the jokes? Unicorns? baby pandas? come one now, those are sooo .com jokes. i know you’re funnier than this!

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  35. stfu | December 5, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    Gwen can pull anything off. She looks beautiful like always.

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  36. helistar | December 5, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    All that comes to mind while observing this spectacle is “all holes filled with hard cock”.. woohoo.. bring it on..

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  37. ponk | December 5, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    now i know the answer to the old Star Wars question, “What would Carrie Fisher look like if you gave her a swirlie?”

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  38. techclerk | December 5, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    mrs.t thank you, but I’m just trying to keep up with some of the others here. I discovered this site 2 days ago and I have not laughed so hard in years. Nothing else in the world is as funny ast this website.

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  39. buzz_clik | December 5, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    #38 – Yes, I too must give props to your comment. All mad stylee props, even. Yes, I was that impressed.

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  40. techclerk | December 5, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    #39
    Yeah… I nailed Gwen Stefani.

    And she didn’t even know it!

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  41. gossipgirl010 | December 5, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    #1 – i hate to be a nitpicker… you’ve misused the tune of the jetsons theme ? i believe the song you’re thinking of is “meet the flintstones”

    …meet george jetson…** jane his wife..

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  42. juggaHNIC | December 5, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    Egon from the Real Ghostbusters wants his royalty check.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Egon_Spengler.jpg

    Glad to see she gave her Oriental Concubines the day off and subbed in her one-hit wonder hubby off the bench. The gravy train is still in full effect.

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  43. Sandybebe24 | December 5, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    Dude, it takes guts to wear your hair like this. And it’s kind of funny. I think it says “F-you” to all the unoriginal bimbos like Britany, Paris, and all the dumb sluts who mimic their style.

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  44. NipseyRussell | December 5, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    She needs to tone down the Cinnabon hair and get that chest mole removed.
    And what in the world could she be carrying in that hideodorous TrapperKeeper Bag? It’s an awards show not a board meeting.
    Get over yourself, sister.

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  45. bigponie | December 5, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    that’s a cocoon growing in her head, she gonna morph into one giant moth.

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  46. BarbadoSlim | December 5, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    she still looks like some low class chola

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  47. ToiletDuck | December 5, 2006 at 4:37 pm

    “Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the delegate from the Planet Triskellion.”

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  48. Tracy | December 5, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Eh. Sorry, I think she looks great.

    Now – Denise Richards. If you’d like to post a pic of HER hair at the music awards – THAT is something to bash.

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  49. mrs.t | December 5, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    techclerk: glad to hear you’ve enjoyed your first 2 days on the Fish.

    I’m just returning from a 2-week vacation from this joint.

    You know, infatuation comes and goes. Such is mango.

    Oh, and just wait for the bickering that will ensue on a the next slow news day-often funnier than actual attempts at humor.

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  50. herbiefrog | December 5, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    hello gwen
    not the best site for this look
    thecynical.com?

    but loved the sound of music : )))

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