“Jetsons, meet the Jetsons…………..”
Is THAT the black hole?
Does she have her resumes in that bag?
That could be a handy dildo holder!
i would fuck her husband’s brain loose from his spinal cord. he’s one sexy muthafucka
I heart Gwen Stefani. She has sweet style and she don’t give a fuck.
My god, doesn’t it look like something from Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Mmmmm…. looks like a cinnamon roll, or a swirly ice cream cone, or maybe taffy.
Her hair is a brilliant, deviously devised time-sucking vortex made for the sole purpose of making me stare at it instead of doing my work. It’s just lucky I’m not on ketamine right now, otherwise I’d just go to a place that I’d NEVER fucking return from…
Oh, and I’d also be fired for being on ketamine while staring at some chick’s gnarly head instead of doing my work.
P.S. Winners don’t use drugs.
It’s a form of hypnosis so we all think she can actually sing & not sound like a dying cat.
#5, I wouldn’t even mind sloppy seconds on that!
I love her style!
She is soooo sexy :))
he may be dead but i’ll give him viagra before hand to maintain that “english stiffy” we so desire.
You could hang ten on that thing.
i’m suddenly craving a cream horn
She obviously went for more cowbell here and missed.
That hair is so when she’s giving oral, it doesn’t get in the way & the camera ends up missing her putting the meatballs into her mouth!!
More porn chicks should take on this look!!
totally agree with #7, she has the confidence to make anything work for her. She has the guts to wear whatever she wants. She’s a good role-model
Gwen Stefani sexy? You people must be on some good drugs. She makes my vomit want to throw up.
She looks like a Dr. Seuss character.
It’s a human anime character. Or a Snork.
Fire and/or kill the stylist. Or send them to Britney.
Wasn’t she in The Fifth Element?
It doesn’t look that bad since it suits her.
When I just came on about 2mins ago and only saw the top half of her hair until I scrolled down, I thought her hair was a parrot.
A finger? I could think of something else I’d rather stick in there…..and there, and there and there.
She looks like a Oompah Loompah Whore
It is an optical illusion. Turn the picture upside down and you’ll see a bearded old man.
Pretty sure that’s a tranny.
Did a chef or a hairdresser do her hair? It looks like a giant croissant.
#27, techclerk: you, my friend, are a genius.
Hahah I think I want one of those too #16
Laughing my fcking ass off. Unicorn lmao.
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, her look is tired out. She’s in her middle-30s and she dresses like a 15 year old. A 15-year-old Dr. Seuss character. That whirly-gig do is strictly from the Whoville Salon.
jeez. thesuperfish is getting lazy. Not only are you getting ideas for your posts from .com but you’re also stealing the jokes? Unicorns? baby pandas? come one now, those are sooo .com jokes. i know you’re funnier than this!
Gwen can pull anything off. She looks beautiful like always.
All that comes to mind while observing this spectacle is “all holes filled with hard cock”.. woohoo.. bring it on..
now i know the answer to the old Star Wars question, “What would Carrie Fisher look like if you gave her a swirlie?”
mrs.t thank you, but I’m just trying to keep up with some of the others here. I discovered this site 2 days ago and I have not laughed so hard in years. Nothing else in the world is as funny ast this website.
#38 – Yes, I too must give props to your comment. All mad stylee props, even. Yes, I was that impressed.
Yeah… I nailed Gwen Stefani.
And she didn’t even know it!
#1 – i hate to be a nitpicker… you’ve misused the tune of the jetsons theme ? i believe the song you’re thinking of is “meet the flintstones”
…meet george jetson…** jane his wife..
Egon from the Real Ghostbusters wants his royalty check.
Glad to see she gave her Oriental Concubines the day off and subbed in her one-hit wonder hubby off the bench. The gravy train is still in full effect.
Dude, it takes guts to wear your hair like this. And it’s kind of funny. I think it says “F-you” to all the unoriginal bimbos like Britany, Paris, and all the dumb sluts who mimic their style.
She needs to tone down the Cinnabon hair and get that chest mole removed.
And what in the world could she be carrying in that hideodorous TrapperKeeper Bag? It’s an awards show not a board meeting.
Get over yourself, sister.
that’s a cocoon growing in her head, she gonna morph into one giant moth.
she still looks like some low class chola
“Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the delegate from the Planet Triskellion.”
Eh. Sorry, I think she looks great.
Now – Denise Richards. If you’d like to post a pic of HER hair at the music awards – THAT is something to bash.
techclerk: glad to hear you’ve enjoyed your first 2 days on the Fish.
I’m just returning from a 2-week vacation from this joint.
You know, infatuation comes and goes. Such is mango.
Oh, and just wait for the bickering that will ensue on a the next slow news day-often funnier than actual attempts at humor.
not the best site for this look
but loved the sound of music : )))
#47…*wipes tear* you just brought a smile to this geek’s face. I think I’m gonna dust off my Star Trek box set and have a nice all night marathon.
Indeed, mrs.t. – there’s a whole lot of vitriol being sloshed around over at the Andy Dick story. Huzzah!
hair styles courtesy of my man-creme. 1001 uses. always fresh.
Note to self:
Consider a pubic hair trim – look doesn’t seem popular.
a have a sudden craving for cinnamon buns.
you people are on fire today at making me LOL, only gwen could rock the “cream horn” (good one nipsy, i laughed for about 10 minutes over that!)
At Least shes not wearing her typical CUMFUCKME Hooker red lipstick
She’s an entertainer and a fucken great one at that – did you really expect anything different from her – it’s Gwen Stefani! Obviously not many fans of hers are on this site.
The thing i love about this chick is she has so much style and originality and who wouldn’t be seen dead following in the footsteps of the likes of Britany and Paris.
Gotta love the hairdo – she’s the only person who could have pulled it off!
#52-yes, it seems the shortest paths to a superfish smackdown session are:
1) any discussion regarding the word ‘nigger’
2) anything unamerican
3) questioning another poster’s sexual orientation
4) calling someone a bad parent for posting during day when they have young kids at home.
I’m going to help with homework and put babies to bed-and I’m a GOOD mom! I am! Fuck you faggot, I AM!!! What are you, some fat, stupid American?
#55 – oddly enough, “cinnamon buns” was my nickname in high school.
Oh No that is one hella-bad hair don’t.
I’m sorry Gwen, love you, but you look
Please put the mutant uni-pin curl look away…far…far..away.
She’s starting to get a definite turkey-neck – she had better get it taken care of pronto if she wants to remain serious jerk-off material…
It sure is fun baiting the “women’s libbers” who will scream bloody murder over a comment like that…anyway, this “look doesn’t work for her – it just screams “I am a stuck-up cunt whom you can’t have. Nyah nyah.”
#62 – So was Veronica from the Archie comics, but you’d still wanna stick it to her just to show her how it is. Plus you know Betty’s always so up for it she wouldn’t care that you went there.
Shit, I can’t even tell if I’m on topic anymore or not.
Even though she was more likely going for ‘rockabilly pin-up’, she has to know on some level that it looks like a DQ cone. And also a cinnamon bun. And cupcake icing! Maybe she has to dress up like desserts for Gavin, so he’ll want to eat her?
If that’s what it takes, I’m down.
I don’t recall ever jerking off to Veronica Lodge, but I once knew someone who was obsessed with Betty Crocker but couldn’t ever seem to get to talk to her when he called the number on the cake mix box…
#60 if you’re a chick, post a picture so we may judge the cinamonness of your buns.
Yes, we would like to “butter your muffin.”
NOTE: Not a chick. No matter how many of my girlfriend’s dresses I try on while she’s out shopping for groceries.
How is it “confident” and “sexy” to go out in public knowing that you look like a shitty reject from a low-budget sci-fi movie? I’m all confused….
#68 then I find the fact that you were refered to as “cinammon buns” during high school more than a little disturbing. I’m also to understand that you must have been quite popular in the locker room and showers?
Oh and excellent Weird Science reference #67 high fives and kudos all around.
How about frosting my bundt cake?
Is that Britney Spreading Again On Gwens Head?
#70 – Shit, did I say my nickname was “cinnamon buns”? Sorry, that’s a typo. I meant to say my nickname was “cinnamon buttocks”.
Crunchy, brown and sweet smelling?
I completely agree with #58.
Gwen looks classy in this picture. I love the purse though, it has a rustic feel to it to add to the simplicity of the white dress and the natural makeup. I think if the twist was more towards the back of her head it would look even better. If a hairstyle is the only reason why shes getting talked about, then props to her.
#76 – two outta three ain’t bad.
Shit, I meant #75 there.
Fuck, I really do hate me sometimes. Ugh.
It’s that dress you have on – temporary confusion.
I swear that before I scrolled down to see that it was actually a hairdo (or hairdon’t in this case), I wondered to myself why on earth you were posting pictures of owls.
so if you stick a key in her hair and turn it, will this “wind her up”?
I kind of don’t like Gwen Stefani now. It’s been said before, but I think she’s sold out. She is pretty and has style, but at the same time I think that the level of sophistication in her current solo music is at about an eighth or ninth grade level and she’s got to be pushing 40.
She’s prettier than Fergie and has more style than Fergie and will always be better than Fergie, but right now I ‘ve got to compare Gwen with Fergie in that they both have nasal, annoying brat voices, can’t dance, and sing stupid songs.
I’m angry at Gwen (and to a lesser extent, Nelly Furtado) because Gwen actually used to be cool when she was with No Doubt and writing more meaningful (if still mainstream) music, and now she’s straight up bust wack. Fergie always sucked so at least expectations for that trainwreck are low.
Cool hair though.
I don’t know, I kinda like it. God knows we’ve seen worse!
And isn’t it sad that she goes out of her way to dress in couture and her husband just shows up in jeans and a T-shirt?!
Wherever you go, you can hear the ocean. That’s tops.
I’m… like… trying to watch this VS show to learn more about modern culture – and then there’s this gay guy jumping up and down, ‘Payola singing’ and getting in their way. Like -pass the popcorn.
Fortunately Naomi Campbell shows up and Justin clears out. Nightmare over.
( As some comedian has pointed out – when JT was ‘punked’ he phoned his mom. Fine. But …what would Jimi Hendrix do ?)
(Oh – I may be off topic)
#84 – Loves it.
And Jimi don’t dance
Not that there’s…
She looks like an Oompa Loompa. To “pull off” a hairstyle and to be the only one w/poor enough judgement to wear it are two different things; the latter applies to her. In addition, her “music” (and I use the term loosely) sucks, much like the tornado atop her head. If only that tornado would carry her far away from the recording studio as well as any stage with a microphone. If only.
I’m a bit sorry I missed the VS show after-party, although my sources tell me it did take place in Hell – at the ‘Lead Us Not Into Temptation Bar’
But the drinks were free.
i think it’s pretty hot. can’t agree w/ you on this one, superfish.
If you hold her up to your ear, you can hear the ocean.
#9 tee turd ?
Public at LARGE : Yeah Bink-Wad. Even though you were a legit # 90 – you’re off topic, and I don’t think it’s the first time.
Binky : Sorry – I’m blaming my comments on today’s society and culture,in relation to myth,RELIGION, Masonic folly, political fascism, colonialism, imperialism (and my state of intoxication and desire to talk to myself)
(#93-missed it by THAT much)
woah! everybody thinks that shes pretty. but i just dont see the beauty in her.. (:?
Remember: WIND IT UP!
Back in the ’60’s there used to be a charming hairstyle called the “beehive” that John Waters loved to have fun with. (My music teacher Mrs. Myerson singlehandedly helped to keep the style alive, but I digress.) Thing is, because it was constructed at the beauty parlor, you had to wrap your head in toilet tissue and sleep that way in order to maintain the style for a week. If you were cheap and had a lot of backcombing, you could keep it going for a month if you ignored the warning that spiders might nest there and bite you to death.
So, all of you have nice dreams thinking of Gwen with a head encased in Charmin.
You’ll (probably) get laid, but guess who won’t?
Thanks for clearing that up.
I was wondering why you were here.
#27 brilliant! xDD
She looks “ABSOLUTLY BEAUTIFUL”
Everybody’s pie, but she’s cake,
Everybody wiggles, but she shake’s
Everybody cry’s, but she pout’s,
Everybody worry’s, but she has NO DOUBT !!!
At least she’s wearing clothes and getting attention unlike Britney who has to show her poonanny to get any. (And this publicity won’t leave a disgusting image burned into your brain.)
I’m glad to see someone’s bringing back the Ace Ventura.
I kind of want to lick it, like an ice cream cone.
Not her vagina though, as that shit is bananas.
TEACHER!!!!!! # 59 said Nigger!!!!!
I thought “nigger” was a different word for a “bundle of sticks”.
something tells me that gwen’s going to go to the salon to have her hair taken down and a homeless man is going to roll out.
I don’t know…it’s kinda cool…but, she does have an uneven skin tone…despite the fact she’s wearing foundation and that doesn’t seem to match either….
She looks like the alien chick from the poster for Mars Attacks.
Except without the tits.
WOOHOO!! my first post! I love you superfish!
I just had to say that she is not the first to try this look. She is clearly ripping of Egon from Ghost Busters. And for the record Egon wore it way better than Gwen.
check out the link for a comparison: http://members.aol.com/DoReEgon/egon.jpg
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t require “guts” to wear what she does. It’s shitty clothing and hair. That doesn’t make you brave.
I’m really curious as to why she hasn’t gone completely bald yet. Bleaching the crap out of you hair for how many years Gwen? Oh & your solo career was the worst idea ever (besides that hair-do!). The music makes me have seizures.
She’s the hottest flat-chested girl in ugly clothes EVER.
Isn’t it funny how she has to have a team of people in order to look good? *sigh* Hollywood…
ok, as bad as it is, i still think its better than the f/u betty page/dutch boy thing she has been seen wearing lately.
#112 – Agreed. Now if only she could buy back the talent she had in the 90s when she altered her style to become a female Timberlake… someone may have said it all ready, but she look like a fucking Star Trek: The Next Generation vulcan… the talentless one who couldn’t sing or dance and carried around pairs of Japanese school girls like a Tokyo brothel.
Okay, so we might not all agree on Gwen’s hairdo, but shouldn’t we be spending our time forming an allegiance to try and prevent Paris Hilton from procreating? I just read that she wants kids…
#116, that is a future to horrible to even consider. If my tax money is being put to good use, I’m sure the office of Homeland Security will have an elite Strike/hazMat team ready to “put down” any biological spawn and to quickly, and thoroughly cleanse the area with flamethrowers to avoid any contamination within a 100 mile radius.
#5 I couldn’t agree more.
Also, I love her hair.
Shit, wait’ll she finds out they tend to outgrow the dog clothes and won’t fit in the handbag.
She jacked me off with her hair one time. It was actually pretty hot…but really, really weird.
Sleek, aerodynamic with no discernable air bags, high mounted air intake … why Gwen Stefani looks like a Formula One race car!
Fuck I could go for a nice hot lemon danish right about now.
i can make turds that look better than that.
Did Egon Spangler become a stylist?
Ugh, I know, what look IS she going for??
What up CYBORG KLINGON!????
Remember when she used to sing, “i’m walkin g into spider webs, so leave a message and i’ll call you back…” and she said she would never sell out and never sing pop songs? Remember? REMEMBER? Sellout BITCH
#84 & #107 Oh christ…that was good! Thanks :)
#76 WTF are you talking about?? That’s not “natural makeup”. That’s fucking gobs of mascara and eyeliner. She’s even got that ‘frosty’ eyeshadow thing going on. AS if she’s not pale enough. Natural? My fucking eye that’s NaTuRaL. Looks more tranny to me.
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Awww I love Gwen. Sure, she may get mistaken for a Kewpie doll with this hair-do, but otherwise I think she’s gorgeous. And her husband is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This pic makes me hungry for a Dairy Queen soft serve vanilla ice cream cone. Mmmm…
The creepy snail hair aside (and I say this with no ill will), she’s definitely looking 37 in this shot, right? Just slightly saggy…
it’s gavin’s hair that’s a bit dodgy.
think she’s cute, hair’s fine. looking good these days as compared to earlier shit like this.
yeah, she’s a little off the hook
looks like a dairy queen ice cream cone
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gwen you are doing make up that is reserved for light-eyed ppl. TRY CONTACTS (see paris for reference) kthxbai mwah
sorry to post again, but i just wonder if those japanese girls gwen pays to hang out with her do that common, cowardly thing where they talk disrespectfully about ppl in front of them cuz they speak a foreign language..
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