Gwen Stefani’s bra and other news

- Kelly Clarkson loves her giant ass. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan keeps mixing coke with Twitter. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leelee Sobieski is pregnant and exactly two people care about this. One of whom will be maneuvering through a birth canal. [Just Jared]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and the twins she didn’t have to birth ease her biological son into the fine art of purchasing children. [PopSugar]

- Drew Carey just wants to be remembered, dammit. He was on Cheers, right? [Celebslam]

- Viggo Mortenson sounds like a badass dad or a hippie if you enjoy bombing shit for Jebus. [Wonderwall]

- Kevin Federline couldn’t care less if you make fun of his weight. Unless of course your words close down KFC, then the shit is ON! [The Blemish]

- Michael Jackson appears in a new clip from This is It and, surprise, he looks exactly like the Joker from Batman. I know, what are the odds? [Celebitchy]