Gwen Stefani wishes she was tall

February 13th, 2007 // 81 Comments
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Y’know rich, successful, universally adored and fancied Gwen Stefani? She’s not happy with her life. See, despite the fact that, now she’s single, she could do as she damn well pleases with whoever she goddamn wants to, she’s not liking the fact ...

Comments (81)

  1. Foxbase Alpha | February 13, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    She ain’t no Ladderback Girl!

    First!

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  2. grape | February 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    HUMUNGO!!

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  3. grape | February 13, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    Another thing.. how come in one shot she suddenly has red lips? Did Homer Simpson jump out of the crowd shoot her with his makeup gun?

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  4. BuckTheInfernal | February 13, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    Holla back at that ass, girl

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  5. hunnybee459 | February 13, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    She can wear WHATEVER she wants!! Gwen is freaking awesome. Better than Brit wearing that awful red dress…

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  6. Kristin | February 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Lmfao. Those are some fugly ass shoes.

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  7. Binky | February 13, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    This is not surprising.
    It just looks like a Steve Nash – Allen Iverson type basketball shoe.
    (And judging from the third pic the Nicky O hotel should maybe hire this ‘Robert’. Class work)

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  8. MuchaCerveza | February 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    She needs to wear lipstick as much as possible.

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  9. Dean | February 13, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Think she ever gets tired of wearing red lipstick?

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  10. 4DPants | February 13, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    “You’re a hooker? I thought I was just doing great with you.”

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  11. LL | February 13, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Thank Jebus fashion icon Gwen Stefani is here so we all know what to wear to look freakin’ awesome. I was wondering what my wardrobe was missing and now I know – ugly-ass shoes that make me look like I have the feet of a Clydesdale. She is an improvement over Britney, but then, your average hobo is an improvement over that mess.

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  12. RichPort | February 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    RPLTC con mucho entusiasmo!

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  13. PunjabPete | February 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    Taller? She wishes she had talent… Taste… better teeth… DAMN… FUGLY….

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  14. karifarrell | February 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    Hey, I’ve got way bigger shoes than that, just ask my boyfriend Brad….yep that’s right, I have a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day this year!!! I won’t be sitting in the bathtub cold, naked, drinking vodka while cutting myself this year! Yayyyyyy!!!!!
    Oh…the shoes??? What’s the big deal?!? They’re shoes. Who cares???

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  15. karifarrell | February 13, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    Oh, and is that Lindsay Lohan standing next to her in that 3rd pic? Ish…

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  16. Mr. Goat | February 13, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    Seriously, Gwen is hot but her ass got nothing on my girl. Anyway, why is Nicky Hilton in line for the Jimmy Kimmel show? Did she design that dope shirt?

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  17. ponk | February 13, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    those shoes will give her something to hold on to when i hit that ass.

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  18. woodhorse | February 13, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    Day dreaming again Wally? Do you have a day job? Any job?

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  19. Italian Stallion | February 13, 2007 at 4:11 pm

    I’d like to skeet a “spiderweb” right on her face……….

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  20. Gem | February 13, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    She looks amazing, in my opinion. Really striking as usual. She manages to pull off a unique look without looking like either a slut or a hobo, which is quite an achievement by todays standards.

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  21. Whammer Jammer | February 13, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    She is SCARY ugly. I can barely look at her without my stomach turning.

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  22. omelette ze roar | February 13, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    She wishes she was tall, I wish she was talented.
    And not ugly.
    And not a freak.
    And not a ghetto-Japanese-Marilyn-Monroe-wannabe.

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  23. chippedbeef | February 13, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    My ophthalmologist totally gave me those same sunglasses. Dilation’s a bitch.

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  24. KoRneY | February 13, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    what’s up with that brown eyeliner girl in the third pic? she looks like she came out of the wrong hole.

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  25. Mr. Goat | February 13, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    Ballin!!! Seriously Morgan, Ballin!

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  26. LilRach | February 13, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    Damn, there’s some big shoes! but who cares, I love Gwen……………:)

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  27. diddleysquat | February 13, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    Nize Azz

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  28. freelief.com | February 13, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    I would totally wear those.

    I’d fall on my fat ass, but I would so totally wear those shoes.

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  29. JandalOfDoom | February 13, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    These shoes are enormous
    e-no-rm-ou-s

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  30. Mandy | February 13, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    They’re stripper heels. A lot of places require like at least 4 inch heels. I preferred 6 inch heels though. They make your ass look fantastic although Gwen doesn’t need much help with that.

    Gwen is amazing! She is super talented in my opinion. Now I can see why she always wears that red lipstick though.

    Like # 24 said, what is up with the girl in the pic with her? “came out of the wrong hole” . . . lmao; too funny.

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  31. Adriana Christensen | February 13, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    poor 3rd pic girl. she looks like a gorilla with makeup on.

    Post#3- I think that the first pictures are from before the show. Then she went in, had her makeup done, did the show, etc. and the last pic is her done with the show and going home.

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  32. clumpydumpy | February 13, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    The first pics of her with sunglasses are obviously of her entering the studio without makeup on and the last one is of her exiting the studio after the makeup artist was through with her.

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  33. Germany | February 13, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    pic #3 looks like a duel of gingival smiles… and damn what a fine ass in pic 2…

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  34. BarbadoSlim | February 13, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    nice ass, but unacceptable gum to teeth ratio, what a pity.

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  35. oh, you sly boots. | February 13, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    Gwen’s awesome, at least she’s not a slut bag like the other d-bags out there.

    God, I want that jacket!!!

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  36. Smackage | February 13, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    she looks adorable from the ankles up….i don’t think i’ve ever been able to say that about anyone

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  37. fame is funny | February 13, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    She’s got those grandpa-type sunglasses on.

    For people wondering about the magical makeup, as someone pointed out, one is before the show and one is after. The clues are that the first pics are showing her in the ‘day’ and the last one is at ‘night.’ But thats just an educated guess.

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  38. allykitten85 | February 13, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    I LOVE THOSE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!

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  39. caliente Laina | February 13, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    shes looks awkward at that height like if u push her she’ll stand straight and start creaking as she falls down

    No offense she still is a nice woman to look up to

    No pun intended

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  40. rrrrachem | February 13, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    “Were”, Fish! It’s called the subjunctive tense.

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  41. cate | February 13, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    whatev, i love gwen. but yeah, hate the shoes. but she’s one of those girls who are so cool, she can almost pull it off.

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  42. saraj | February 13, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    Thank you number 40. That was bothering me.

    She wishes she WERE taller.

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  43. Bandeezee | February 13, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    In Pic #3 who is mocking who’s smile?

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  44. crazyotto | February 13, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    no doubt i’d like to see her bush even with her new fake boobies

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  45. Erin | February 13, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    Hahaha!!!

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  46. Da Max | February 13, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    She is one of my favorites… She actualy stayed at my frinds house once, before being famous…

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  47. cayana | February 13, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    Whoa look at pic #2.. she and that paparazzi dude are about to collide.. they’re gonna have to extract a 6 inch stiletto heel from his rectum..

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  48. wowzers | February 13, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    gwen is soooo beautiful!!!!! she rocks, I would love to see her in concert someday!

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  49. Team OJ | February 13, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Too busy staring at her ass. Gotta wonder about ‘guys’ commenting on shoes :)

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  50. WiseMan | February 14, 2007 at 12:38 am

    Something about her looks disturbing. The fake hair, fake nose, she spewed out a sprog. Its all nasty.

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