Gwen Stefani posted the first “official” photo of her new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale on her website. The maneuver is presumably in retaliation to being caught by the paparazzi at the Beverly Hills library yesterday. Cute baby though. Kind of reminds me of myself at that age. Shit, it reminds me of myself at this age. Mostly because I stayed up all night again playing Halo in a diaper so I wouldn’t have to use the bathroom. PEW PEW PEW!
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mike | October 30, 2008 at 9:42 am
Me and my goat are first BITCHES!!!!
supersex | October 30, 2008 at 9:43 am
first bitches
mike | October 30, 2008 at 9:44 am
Me and my goat are first BITCHES!!!!
Nor Cal | October 30, 2008 at 9:45 am
they both look like they need sleep. yay kids! cute tho.
supersex | October 30, 2008 at 9:49 am
she ready for another sperm deposit
Randy | October 30, 2008 at 9:54 am
OMG the eyes OO
don’t look it in the eyes!!!!!
they steal your soul,…
I’m so startled,…
weetee | October 30, 2008 at 9:55 am
sexy mother :-)
Many young wealthy men on
__MatchWealthy.C O M__ wanna marry a woman like her. I did see some billionaires there. Maybe U guys can have a try.
friendlyfires | October 30, 2008 at 9:55 am
How’d she get McCain to pose with her
OK, that was horrid and low, I’m filth and need to be beaten, severely, please someone punish me, Iinsulted an innocent baby, please punish me!
lisa | October 30, 2008 at 9:55 am
gwen is crazy hot. and cute baby too. congrats!
null | October 30, 2008 at 10:11 am
Beautiful baby, horrible name
britney's weave | October 30, 2008 at 10:11 am
gwen looks beautiful in that shot.
mimi | October 30, 2008 at 10:25 am
Stealing his headlines from X17 again!
Get a job FISH-PUKE!
Jimbo | October 30, 2008 at 10:35 am
@12 Why are you here mimi? enjoy the web site for what it is or shut the fuck up!! Maybe if you got laid once in a while you would be happier..
flabergast | October 30, 2008 at 10:37 am
cute baby… but that name is just cruel…
will | October 30, 2008 at 10:49 am
Praying for mimi and corpse amy.
Bickus Dickus | October 30, 2008 at 10:57 am
It’s official……Celebrities are no longer allowed to name their own children…..
If this kid ever had to go to a Public school, it would be ridiculed into suicide by the 3rd grade.
Seriously, what the fuck is with that name….
Massa' | October 30, 2008 at 11:02 am
It’s just as bad in the black communities. I swear black people just take a bunch of scrabble letters and throw them on a table and that’s gonna be their kids name. Either that or just throw a couple random consenants in front of a normal name….JaMarcus, DeShawn, LaRon…etc…or just throw a bunch of Q’s, U’s, I’s and S’s together in any random order, that’s another good tar-baby name.
The best is when they actually name their kid with the ebonyx spelling, like the one monkey momma who named her kid Anfernee and thought she was naming him Anthony…..classic…..
bob | October 30, 2008 at 11:05 am
She has a happy family now. It is said she met her husband first on a sports community ==mysportsdate.com==. it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
dragon43078 | October 30, 2008 at 11:11 am
Dont forget how the Chinese name their kids. They toss up 3 spoons and name the kid the sounds they make falling. Tin Tang Toon
dragon43078 | October 30, 2008 at 11:16 am
And the classic American Indian joke. Son goes to chief and ask: father, how we get names?
Chief say: we name children after first momentus event after conception.
See sister- Rainy dawn ? Rained after sex. See big brother- wild Wolf? wolf ran through camp after sex. Why do you ask, hole in Rubber?
ToTellTheTruth | October 30, 2008 at 11:17 am
These are some REALLY nice pics!!!!!
Vince Lombardi | October 30, 2008 at 11:44 am
Zuma.
Nesta.
Rock.
Rossdale.
Ten years from now, this child will suffer the horrible indignation of peer bullying and turn to cigarettes, drugs and/or alcohol to mute the pain.
Fifteen years from now, this child will start mutilating neighbor’s pets.
Twenty years from now, the first of his victims will disappear.
Twenty-five years from now, when the FBI finally capture him after his profile is determined and his identity is released, society will look back and wonder how all this happened to a kid who “had it all” with two highly successful, highly talented parents.
At which time, from my rocking chair on my porch in the waning years of my retirement, I will say: “You cannot name your child after a video game, an Italian soccer star, a bad Nicholas Cage movie and a river valley neighbourhood in the city of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and NOT expect him to turn out to be anything OTHER than a serial killer.”
For God’s sake —- ROSSDALE????
jenn | October 30, 2008 at 11:52 am
Rossdale is his father, Gavin Rossdale’s, last name. Just fyi.
Anexio | October 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Whover this is is just a brit wannabee and every ones knos it. she is just having the babys to be like brit and that reelly sad. she totly sad and all pathatic. she a copyist and thats a fact that can t be denyed.
Plobes | October 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm
gorgeous pictures
what a sweet CHUBBARIFIC baby!!!
and Gwen looks so beautiful
Vince Lombardi | October 30, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Jenn, Jenn, Jenn…..
Y’see, the sardonic part here is that with a handles like Zuma, Nesta, and Rock, I chose to question the surname Rossdale, which is indeed, as you uselessly pointed out with your need to feel self-important by stating something so obvious, the child’s father.
Humor just isn’t as funny if it has to be explained to the dullards. *sigh*
Vince Lombardi | October 30, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Anexio, are you typing with your penis again? What did Fish tell you about that last time, hmmm?
mamadough | October 30, 2008 at 12:19 pm
zuma sounds like a search engine or a pussified low-% alcoholic beverage that young presumptuous white men drink. it’s a girl, right?
@8, that is unfair to the baby. the baby drools less and has more bowel control.
mytwocents | October 30, 2008 at 12:36 pm
DOES no one else feel like it’s horrible they ALTERED the eye color of the BABY????????????? wtf photoshopping the baby already??? by his own parents !!!
The regular pictures the eyes are NO WHERE near that color
This is sad and disturbing!normally i like gwen but to do that to ur kid sad and pathetic
Alicat2013 | October 30, 2008 at 12:42 pm
#24- FAIL.
#26- No, it just wasn’t that funny…
Cute kid. But would we really expect anything less from Gwen and Gavin?
B | October 30, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Where’s the other one?
michelle | October 30, 2008 at 2:53 pm
terrible name. the first name is cute but the double middle names are STUPID.
timmy | October 30, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Gwen’s a mudshark…
timmy | October 30, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Gwen’s a mudshark…ugh!
Mr. Jones | October 30, 2008 at 3:22 pm
The crotchsnotling is right at home at the public library. Moans and gurgles uncontrollably. Drools. Piss running down it’s leg. Smells like poop. Just like the people you find at libraries.
pen15 | October 30, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Did the geekologie writer write this?…
funny | October 30, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Hey new superficial writer, you could learn a thing or two from Vince Lombardi…..seriously. Hire this dude.
Malffy Hernandes | October 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm
cute baby!
Aldo Nova | October 30, 2008 at 4:40 pm
She named her kid after a gay drink??
Broke | October 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Do we owe her 10 million dollars for her first baby pictures now?
Bob | October 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
How about “Mug”? Mug Costanza.
SaucyTango | October 30, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Why does this woman go around with makeup spackled all over her face. Same garish red lipstick, same heavily lined eyes, same damaged bleach blond hair. Get a new look!
p.s. If you think her kid’s name is bad, one of my husband’s friends just gave 10K to another one of their friends and in return he has to name his unborn son Fungus. Absolutely true story.
BM | October 30, 2008 at 6:49 pm
#42- why do you care so much? she looks good like that.. that is “her look”. probably way better than yours. get out of the trailer park!
Becca | October 30, 2008 at 9:37 pm
So cute!
She has always wanted children, and it’s cute to see her as a hot momma!
gerard Vandenberg | October 31, 2008 at 12:40 am
IS THIS LITTLE MONGOL SHITTING NOW, folks?
JessyAnonymous | October 31, 2008 at 4:04 am
Zuma? Like the frigg’n computer game?
SaucyTango | October 31, 2008 at 12:36 pm
at #43. I have a Master’s Degree in Journalism from U of Mich and am an Emmy Award Winning Producer for NBC. My husband has an MBA from the University of Chicago and his CFA. Too many letters for you to comprehend? Then comprehend this. We make more money togther then you’ll ever dream of, so crawl back into the primordial slime motherfucker.
Saucy Tangos full of shit | October 31, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Get over yourself SaucyTango. I know who you are and your ugly. No wonder your hubby is banging that hottie. Laughs on you fungal pussy.
SaucyTango | October 31, 2008 at 6:03 pm
At #48. There’s only one person who reads this site who could possibly know who I am and that’s the person who gave me my handle (which is an anagram of my maiden name). If you know who I am… say my name and admit that you once told me in Chicago that you’d totally fuck me. I am that hot. Way hotter than the skank whores you have to pay to fuck. Oh… and while I’m at it… your favorite song is”Kissing a Fool” by George Michael. Faggot.
bmose | November 1, 2008 at 9:57 pm
They could have named it Zima Nestle!!!!!!!!