Gwen Stefani likes small children to see her bra at the park and other news

- Jude Law’s dramatic reading of Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face.” [PopEater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow gives investment advice to the peasants. Splendid. [Lainey Gossip]

- La Toya Jackson looks like Michael Jackson with breast implants. Where was she during Jesus Juice time? That’s what I’m saying. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kristin Cavallari says Brody Jenner was “very vanilla” in bed. I would’ve assumed he was more Cookies n’ Douche. [Celebslam]

- Reese Witherspoon’s chin is getting out of hand. Look, she almost stabbed Paul Rudd! Then who’s going to star in every Judd Apatow movie? [PopSugar]

- Rachel Bilson wears jorts. [Just Jared]

- Rose McGowan has ditched Robert Rodriguez. Awesome, now somebody with breasts can play Barbarella as God intended it. [WonderWall]

- Leighton Meester, Blake Lively hasn’t made me forget about you. Completely. For the most part. [ICYDK]