Why is everyone pregnant?
YAY!! And second!!
Damn! Holly beat me! Sucks..
Ohhhh… I would have been first, but I had to sign in!!!
Why does she have Karl Malden’s nose?
I thought this was the homeless chick whos always bugging me for change or offering blowjobs for cheeseburgers.
Damn those bag-lady blows.
She wears the stupidest things and looks adorable!!! Ugh!
gross…pregnant women really should not be allowed to go out in public during the third trimester. yuck
Becos she’s pregnant I’ll do her doggystyle….which sort of reminds me that Tom Cruise loves da dick.
She has been wearing that same shade of lipstick since 1995. Maybe it’s time for a change, especially since red is so passe. What does Gavin SEE in her, he can do so much better, especially now since she’s become a wigger with those long fake talons, tons of gold jewelry, and that terrible crap music. Go away new, unimproved Gwen, bring back the punk/pop/ska rocker chick! I can only imagine the horrendous name she’s got all picked out for this kid…Boomqueshia, Questacia, J’Qon, Fonte, LaFawnduh…
how come celebrities think that being pregant is a license to dress like a bag lady?
Wow, she has really undergone a metamorphosis just like the rest of us do !!!
She’s not pregnant. She just swallowed on of my Land-Shots.
Aww…I used to love Gwen…I still kinda do but wtf happened? Not diggin the whole wannabe gangsta thing…and annoying banana songs.
I hope she gets back in shape after she has the baby…. she had awesome abs…
When a man and a woman love one another, sometimes they lie very close to one another and kiss. Then the man gently removes the womans shirt, and looks longingly into her eyes. Then they kiss some more, and then the man tells lies to the woman until she takes off all of her clothes. Then he gently, lovingly licks the woman between her legs. At that point the woman moans softly. This is a sign for the man to finish unbuttoning his pants , and without removing his tongue from said vagina, turn upside down and drop his balls in her mouth. this is sometimes called tea-bagging. When the man has had enough tea bagging , he bend the woman over the bed, and slowly enters her anus…shit, I meant vagina. He then thrusts repeatedly in rhythm with the woman. Sometimes he ejaculates (this is when semen spurts from the penis) in the vagina, and this causes babies. That is why a man should always jam it up her anus or in her mouth right before ejaculating.
Seriously folks, use condoms, the diseases you kids have today will KILL you!
Oh, sometimes men do the same thing, substitute “hairy rectum” where the word “vagina” is and you will see what I mean.
No really, why is everyone pregnant? Are the spawns of celebrities going to take over the universe? There’ll be Suri, from planet whatever, Brangies kid from Namimimimbia, Brooke shields’ kid from, oh wait, no one cares about that one. Theyre gonna try and convert us into African Scientologist aliens.
I read that –
If it’s a girl, they’re going with Starla or Darla.
If it’s a boy, Farmer.
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