Gwen Stefani is knocked up

December 20th, 2005 // 32 Comments

gwenstefani-pregnant.jpgGwen Stefani’s family has confirmed rumors that she’s expecting a baby, after fans noticed she changed her performance clothes to conceal a slight bulge.

The 36-year-old pop star and Gavin Rossdale, 38, were married three years ago. The baby is due in June, the magazine reported Tuesday. “We are delighted,” Us Weekly quotes Rossdale’s father, Douglas, as saying. Stefani’s mother, Patti, also reportedly confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine.

Considering her husband, Gavin Rossdale, has a knack for getting people unexpectedly pregnant, I can only assume that this pregnancy was unplanned. Plus, it’s not often a pop-star decides to have a baby while they’re in the middle of a tour. But that’s just me. Maybe Gwen did plan the whole thing, and timed it perfectly so that she would weigh 300 lbs for the last show of her tour. If you look up the definition of “awesome” I’m pretty sure it comes up with a picture of a super fat pregnant lady performing a stunning rendition of “Hollaback Girl.”

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  1. suzy

    i wonder if being pregnant is going to fix her fashion choices, because some of the things she wears is ugly… she should dress her age and not a 12 year old trying to find themself

  2. sedation

    just curious, who else did gavin knock up?

  3. pinkreflected

    yah who DID he knock up? *embarassed that i donno this*

  4. krts

    From IMDB…

    “Has a daughter named Daisy Lowe (b. 1989) from a brief fling with fashion designer Pearl Lowe. Gavin remained good friends with Daisy’s mom and is even the girl’s godfather, but did not know he was her biological father until recently, when the girl’s mother told him he might be. He took a DNA test in October 2004 which revealed he was in fact her father.”

  5. hafaball

    she’s 36? Holy crap. She must sleep in a cryogenic freezer, then taken out on occasion to write songs…and apparently get pregnant. Guess that means she’s gonna age a lot over the next months since she can’t freeze her baby…or can she?

  6. Kii

    She sure as hell doesn’t look 36!

  7. Leslie

    Yea, she has an amazing body for a 36 year old. That’s awesome though, good for her. The baby will be gorgeous.

  8. tori

    i, for one, am really excited about this. i think she’s gonna be an awesome mom.

  9. HollyJ

    HOLY CRAP SHE’S 36!?!? She isn’t aging!

  10. HOMELESS(TM)

    yep well she can sure hump like a 36 year old.

    im 18.
    i love it.

  11. Zanathon

    Post #1:
    “I wonder if being pregnant is going to fix her fashion choices, because some of the things she wears is ugly… she should dress her age and not a 12 year old trying to find themself.”

    Suzy, what do you honestly expect from someone who has the chest of a 12 year old?

    Gwen is already in the process of interviewing wet nurses.

  12. burpinyourface

    Who in their right mind would enable her to spawn? This shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

  13. Not me this time….I swear!

  14. Lola

    How old are the ppl who comment on here??!! 15???

    Since when is 36 old??? 95 is old!!

  15. Popz9

    well there goes her career…

    ‘gavin honey… hold the baby while the harajuko girls and i rehearse a dance for the baby gap commercial..’

  16. whatanicegirly

    I am very happy for her. Can we start placing bets on what the name is going to be? I’m thinking Gwendilion or Gavwyn. I am sure it will be an “inventive” name.

  17. republicansbite

    “Has a daughter named Daisy Lowe (b. 1989) from a brief fling with fashion designer Pearl Lowe. Gavin remained good friends with Daisy’s mom and is even the girl’s godfather, but did not know he was her biological father until recently, when the girl’s mother told him he might be. He took a DNA test in October 2004 which revealed he was in fact her father.”

    What kind of idiot humps a woman who soon after becomes preg and doesn’t think that it could be his. Instead he graciously becomes the Godfather and never asks who the father is for 15 years. And what kind of manipulative whore keeps a guy around as a friend and never tells the kid it could be her Dad. I bet this kid is balanced.
    Has Gavin taken on the daddy role to his 16 year old new daughter?

  18. SpiderMomma

    Does Gavin have super sperm or something? By the way, the comments are hilarious guys. I about choked on my coffee.

  19. Ryan Smith

    Hey maybe now she’ll get a nice rack, not saying she needs one, but pregnancy do make’em big.

  20. ~S.Starr~

    10 bucks says the baby comes out as a little asian girl…

  21. MortyFishbein

    Considering what Gavin Rossdale was fucking in the 80′s, it’s amazing he got a woman pregnant at all. He doesn’t want everyone to know his door swings both ways. Check out his deliciously homoerotic Balthazar in “Constantine.” It was a known fact he was seeing the famous drag queen “Marilyn” and she chronicles it in her book. He wasn’t happy about that. But he knocked up Gwen Stefani so celebrity baby battles continues.

    Who’s getting pregnant next?

  22. chibanii

    She always said what a hard time she has getting her abs so flat.

    HA!

    now she’s going to be all bloated and fat and’ll fart all the time. $20 says she’s going to be spending QUITE a few days in her local gym after the baby pops.

  23. chibanii

    Oh yeah, now that Britney Spears’s water broke, there’ll be another knocked up blond singer walking around Hollywood.

    Not that Britney is even remotely considered a singer in my book, but nonetheless…

  24. Captain Awesome

    Great, maybe she’ll grow some tits now.

  25. s u g a r b a y b e e

    Theyre definitely going to make one hot child.

  26. cap077

    I think she’s gonna remain rather thin during her pregnancy. but to backtrack, i kinda thought she would never get pregnant…maybe she couldn’t get pregnant. but apparently she can.

  27. rathernot666

    She actually looks really old, she’s gotta thank the heavens for pancake makeup and airbrushing. By the way, has anyone noticed the size of Gavin Rossdale’s head? Cripes! I don’t envy that poor woman. Nope.

  28. emazing

    I agree with the above (kinda way above) Poster “Lola”. 36 isn’t um……..OLD. Good GOD, I DO wonder who is posting on this! My Mom was 36 when she had ME and that was a while ago, and people EVEN THEN didn’t think she was OLD, and she didn’t LOOK old!
    I think Gwen Stafani has:
    A gummy smile with teeth that look like whitened corn niblets;
    Too white skin that’s kinda creepy in a Michael Jackson sort of way…….
    Is a ….um……can’t post that one……
    And HOW THE HELL WOULD ANYONE KNOW SHE WOULD BE AN “AMAZING” Mom? Just that WORD is like nails on a chalkboard. Is Drew BARRYMORE posting under a SUPER ALIAS on this thing? Because AMAZING and MAGICAL are her favorite words, and all the little teeny boppers who post here NEED TO KNOW THAT 36 is NOT old. And I’m not even thirty six!

  29. chibi-sensei

    agreed, with parents who look like gwen and gavin, the kid’s gonna be gorgeous. i think it’s cool, since gwen has been talking for years (both in interviews and in song lyrics) about wanting to have kids. she’s gotta be thrilled.

  30. chibi-sensei

    btw, i’m 27 and can’t imagine having kids (if at all) before age 35.

  31. Shellie

    Comment to republicansbite:
    Gavin was the only one willing to take any sort of responsibility. Pearl was sleeping with everyone in Bush and had no idea which one was the father.
    Personally, I’m happy for Gwen, yay for her being pregnant.
    All hell broke loose when Gavin was found to be Daisy’s father because Gwen was told she wasn’t able to conceive.

  32. Briana

    I am super happy for her. All of you can take your stupid “she needs to dress her age” and “the baby wasn’t planned” and “Gavin has knocked up every girl” and shove it up your asses!!!!! Gavin only got one other person PREGNANT! NOT KNOCKED UP!! and I am pretty sure the baby WAS planned she just didn’t relize that it was going to happen before her tour was over! And about the dressing her own age, you all are just jealous that she could pull off a half-top at the age of 36 when you couldn’t pull it off at 15!!! Jealous People!!! I look up to her as my role model. Don’t see it as how she dresses and looks see it as what are her accomplishments? A hell of alot more than any NORMAL person in the city.

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