Okay, so one day she looks like a bikini goddess, and then the next she looks a mannequin that came to life – and possibly escaped prison. Oh, I get it. This is a decoy. So I don’t attack her again with my boner. I mean allegedly attack her. I think when I’m judged by a jury of my peers they’ll find that I had Gwen’s best interests in mind. Especially once they’re presented with Exhibit A, my book, “I Make Love 1,000 Times Better than Gavin Rossdale.” Yeah, it’s an illustrated autobiography I wrote over the summer. I don’t like to talk about it too much. I guess you could say I’m the modest type.
Photos: Splash
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 1:15 pm
FRIST!!
kevin | September 5, 2007 at 1:17 pm
That shirt made me lose my balance for a second
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 1:18 pm
So who gives a shit about this. Why is this even here?
steve-o | September 5, 2007 at 1:19 pm
i hate this skank.
Barry LeFarge | September 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm
She looks more like a mud wrestling referee than a mannequin. But she’s a mannequin I’d put in my house. Naked.
Ted from LA | September 5, 2007 at 1:21 pm
It looks like Anna Nicole Smith, if she lost some weight… which I am guessing she has… and decided to work at Foot Locker.
This is tasteless, but I could not resist.
veggo | September 5, 2007 at 1:22 pm
She made a bad call…. oh, ahahaha! (uh, yeah, that was a stupid ref outfit comment)
Yes,And? | September 5, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Wow, that’s some REAL news. BTW, is the paparazzo a novice or does it just have trouble focusing.
jrzmo..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | September 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm
huh? oh, i’m sorry I fell asleep signing in….that story about Gwen Stefani was so bor…………….zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Can I shoot myself now? | September 5, 2007 at 1:35 pm
A grandpa walks into a grandson’s apartment and sees a condom on the table. “What’s this!?” demands the grandfather.
“It’s a condom,” replies the grandson sheepishly.
“What do you use it for?” asks Gramps.
The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn’t know what a condom is, and replies, “I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain.”
To his surprise his grandpa says, “That’s a great idea,” and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.
“What size would you like?” asks the pharmacist.
“Oh, big enough to fit a camel.”
FRIST!!! | September 5, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Hey Jimbo, don’t go to work on Monday. It’s Labor Day!!!
As for her…I just saw her on the cover of some magazine while in line at the liquo—I mean grocery store. She is just NOT PRETTY!!!!!!
Don’t even get me started on her crappy ass music…
Candid Martyr | September 5, 2007 at 1:43 pm
BANANANANANANANANANANS
Ooba Gooba | September 5, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Absolutely one of the ugliest women in the entertainment industry.
lambman | September 5, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Um, so is the point of this post you don’t like her red lipstick? What does a mannequin have to do with it?
my comment | September 5, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Someone needs to tell her that the Mexican Whorehouse Red Lipstick is so 80′s already.
charlesincharge | September 5, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Hey, do you realize that you can’t write the word n*gger on here? What happened to freedom of speech?
n i g g e r | September 5, 2007 at 1:47 pm
n i g g e r
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Thanks FRIST!! I got the memo now.
Did you see #17 learned a new word. The next word you need to learn is P L E Z. say it slowly….. Can you put the two words together?
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 1:55 pm
@5
I wouldn’t have her naked. I’d dress it up in some sexy lingerie, something different each night.
I love the lipstick, but then again I’m a sissy tranny.
Chauncey Gardner | September 5, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I’ve never wanted to hump a Foot Locker employee so badly in my life.
Italian Stallion | September 5, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Un-Necessary wardrobe, on Stefani, 10 inch penalty, dick in her mouth……….
FRIST!!! | September 5, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Is it lunch yet?
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Sure FRIST, take off.
Looking for a nooner?
Vince Lombardi | September 5, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Those are great shots of the guy in the background! Nearly every image of Gwen is out of focus. Either she has some electro-magnetic influence on the camera, of this photog is just shitty.
veggo | September 5, 2007 at 2:08 pm
FRIST_ If by lunch you mean shots and a bong hit, I’ll meet you on 5th and Main.
Joe Millionaire | September 5, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I don’t know what a “Holla-back Girl” is, but I want her dead
http://testosterone-zone.com
Frick! | September 5, 2007 at 2:11 pm
#6; I also thought it was Anna Nicole back from the dead for a sec there (Foot Locker…good one). But the more I look at that first picture, the more it looks like a bleached blonde Julianne Moore to me.
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I’m going to lunch with Veggo.
Crap Tonight | September 5, 2007 at 2:18 pm
In the last picture, her minder appears to be humping her bag
That must be some bag
zsa | September 5, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I like Gwen but this outfit is just sad and wrong. She does look a bit plastic and shiny…I think she’s gorgeous because she doesn’t look like every other pop/rock star wannabe out there…
smegma | September 5, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Top pic – Anna Nicole Smith reincarnated as a skinny zebra.
discharge | September 5, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Imagine how huge her teeth would look if she smiled and you came all over her gums.
FRIST!!! | September 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Um…I’m going to lunch with Veggo too
Jimbo | September 5, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I just got back. But I can alway make room for a shot and a bong hit
12:51 | September 5, 2007 at 3:00 pm
i’m really thinking she’s a robot
Ifuckinghateyou | September 5, 2007 at 3:16 pm
None of you fags noticed the nice nipple outline?
Bunch of queers would rather coment about her striped outfit – that’s acceptable from Tranny, but I expected better from some of you.
Texas Tranny | September 5, 2007 at 3:24 pm
You’re right 36…….but you really have to look closely.
anonymous | September 5, 2007 at 4:01 pm
shes so damn ugly and not talented. what the hell do people see in her????
Lil Princess | September 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm
i love gwen.
even if she does look like a reincarnated anna nicole, zebra, foot locker employee, mannequin.
sharpeidude | September 5, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I think this chick works at Footlocker.
Quick Cash Surveys | September 5, 2007 at 6:39 pm
I hear mannequins like stiffies.
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | September 5, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I agree 31, she looks like a bad grade school joke. What is red and white and black all over?
Wicked Wendy | September 5, 2007 at 9:16 pm
and??………
heavenScent | September 6, 2007 at 12:05 am
what’s black and white and [caked in cheap looking] red all over?
Arden | September 6, 2007 at 1:09 am
I met her once, on a rare VIP before concert thing. She is very sweet, and seemed a lot less impatient and brusque than other celebs. I guess everyone takes a bad pic sometime, and not everyone dresses to please the masses.
blondamnation | September 6, 2007 at 3:05 am
why why why do celebrities wear sunglasses at night? Do they think they can;t be seen?
There are only 2 kinds of people who wear sunglasses inside or at night: blind people, and assholes..
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hi | December 18, 2007 at 2:09 am
about the red lips; makeup has rules: you either go dark eyes or dark lips. see eighties pics for reference of the horrible combination of both together. gwen has very dark eyes naturally, so eye make up can appear overdone even if it isnt. it is only natural for her to opt for dark lips. its balancing. second; she has a winter complexion so i think *technically* they can get away with the stark contrast of b&w. the thing i DONT like about her is her use of the “harajuku girls”:- to me harajuku symbolises individuality & freedom, & here she has put these girls in ~UNIFORM~ which is a contradiction ._.