Gwen Stefani is a mannequin
Okay, so one day she looks like a bikini goddess, and then the next she looks a mannequin that came to life – and possibly escaped prison. Oh, I get it. This is a decoy. So I don’t attack her again with my boner. I mean allegedly attack her. I think when I’m judged by a jury of my peers they’ll find that I had Gwen’s best interests in mind. Especially once they’re presented with Exhibit A, my book, “I Make Love 1,000 Times Better than Gavin Rossdale.” Yeah, it’s an illustrated autobiography I wrote over the summer. I don’t like to talk about it too much. I guess you could say I’m the modest type.