Gwen Stefani in a bikini lotions up Gavin Rossdale

January 5th, 2010 // 166 Comments

Here are some more shots of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in St. Barth’s yesterday and I’m secure enough to admit these two are an insanely beautiful couple. In fact, I’m pretty sure when they have sex, golden angels swirl around and levitate them off the bed. Which also explains why I’m currently slathered in glitter paint and dangling from the ceiling fan in their bedroom.

*looks around*

Probably should’ve waited ’til they got back.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. captain crunch

    Wow!!!

  2. jo smo

    pasty white – been hangin’ out in night clubs too much.

  3. See Alice

    I was under the assumption that her rack was bigger . Oh Well

  4. Randal

    Their boy is going to become a musical genius and may already be so at his current age. Mixing one of the biggest alternative bands with a ska/pop sensation is an explosion of musical flavor. Congratulations to the both of you! You’re looking great!

    Randal

  5. Two minutes...

    Wow. 40-year-old woman that has had two kids. Amazing. And shut up anyone about to say, “blah, blah… if I had her money and the trainer…” That is hard work, discipline and some good freaking genes, period. Beautiful family.

  6. michelle

    looks good! but i think her body looks a bit mannish around the hips.

  7. Christina

    #5- I agree with what you said about hard work, discipline and amazing genes, but you can’t deny that her money is a big part of it. She works hard, there’s no denying that, but she can afford a great trainer and knows that part of her career is staying in shape. It’s like models or actors/actresses… when you get paid millions of dollars, and at least part of your paycheck is due to staying in shape, you’re more likely to develop the discipline needed. But again, I agree that she obviously has great genes and works hella hard to maintain her body (his too for that matter). All the money and trainers in the world won’t make a difference if the person doesn’t do the work.

  8. fearsarewishes

    @4

    I still can’t whether I think that you are the driest, most sarcastic commenter in the history of the internet or if you are the most obtuse, gaping, googly eyed optimist to ever stumble onto a blog.

    Either way, Randal, you truly are an internet delight. Thank you.

  9. fearsarewishes

    Fuck.

    I still can’t *decide* whether I think that …

    Sorry.

  10. pimp

    did i mention yesterday that i’d clean her turd cutter with my tongue?…

  11. Deacon Jones

    @7

    You must be a fat pig to make a statement like that.

    If you worked out, you’d know that trainers are useful for maybe the first 2 months. You dont learn much after that, exercise or nutrition wise.

    Get to the gym slob

  12. Vince

    I bet she could take him.

  13. Valerie

    Awww! Pic 17 is so cute, what an adorable, chubby little baby!

  14. Is it just me who finds Gwen unattractive & mannish. Some people see the bleached hair and thin body and never look at the face. She has a gummy mouth and a big jaw. Also, brown eyes and platinum blond hair looks so tacky. Eeew. Gavin is gay anyway. Makes sense.

  15. kaylia

    calm down kids,
    she’s admitted in earlier interviews about being anorexic, also she was on training for olympics for swimming, and how, for Don’t Speak, she hired an ex marine combat trainer (which she’s kept till now) to become skinny which is why half the time she flat as a board and her comments about how she kept up the crazy ass training while she was pregnant up until 2 weeks before delivery…

    yes, trainers are an advantage but clearly she was always obsessed about being fit and/or skinny even before the money poured in.

    anyway, good for her but she comes off as a bitch to me, i don’t know if she is but she looks like that haha

  16. O

    Neither one is at all hot IMO but to each his own. Platinum hair and red lipstick is all it takes to be attractive to a lot of guys. To the rest, faces count…and that is one weird ass face.

  17. gigi

    Love these two together! ….and they’ve reproduced beautifully! yeayyyy! lol I love how when nobody has anything good to say, y’all start talking about Gwen’s rack and her body issues… Gwen & Gavin have a great chemistry. period. …and St. Barth’s is an awesome place for holiday! haha! haters! :))))) go find something to do to better the world if you can’t appreciate this

  18. Randal Lives!

    She’s a whale.

  19. Kevin

    Is she really 40? I think that she looks great and they have adorable kids as well.

  20. Parker

    ok finally I have nothing to say other than you cracked me up

  21. Parker

    on second thought, I would love to bury my weiner in her tight sweet ass.

  22. I think she looks great! I wish I had the time to look that great after having kids!

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  23. Megan Fox's Dick Thumb

    FIRST!!!!!!

    I’d love to football kick that kid. I could probably roof him. Field goal that little runt easily.

    His mother might beat out that whore Lohan for the worst smile ever.

  24. Steve O

    “15. kaylia – January 5, 2010 5:59 PM

    calm down kids,
    she’s admitted in earlier interviews about being anorexic, also she was on training for olympics for swimming, and how, for Don’t Speak, she hired an ex marine combat trainer (which she’s kept till now) to become skinny which is why half the time she flat as a board and her comments about how she kept up the crazy ass training while she was pregnant up until 2 weeks before delivery…

    yes, trainers are an advantage but clearly she was always obsessed about being fit and/or skinny even before the money poured in.

    anyway, good for her but she comes off as a bitch to me, i don’t know if she is but she looks like that haha

    Shut the fuck up. She has done nothing to ‘come off as a bitch’ other than to look much better than your disgusting ass. Fucking jealous pork chop.

    Apparently, you’re unable to comprehend the fact that you can have 50 fucking trainers and a room full of nutritionists and it wont matter if you dont put in the time, because they dont force your ass on the treadmill, the weight room, etc, as was mentioned above

    Translation of your post ‘she looks far better than me, so ill just say she comes across like a bitch’. Jealous cunt.

  25. Sam

    Superficial guy – you’re the funniest. I’m not going to admit that I check your site many times a day looking for a well placed bon mot. Oh, I guess I just did. Carry on.

  26. Gwen Stefani and Gavin look awesome couple together. She looks gorgeous and he has a good physique.

  27. DM

    Gwen is a walking empire….(cha ching)
    Good for her! She looks great.

  28. they make a great couple

  29. HITLER

    I wish I was Gavin’s skin right now….not a lampshade though.

    P.S. HAPPY NEW YEAR & I LOVE KIDS!!!

  30. HITLER

    I also think it would be fun to be Gavin’s cock.

    P.S. STILL LOVING KIDS IN THE NEW YEAR!!!

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  32. Tracey

    C’mon you jealous loser men, she is the new Joan Jett., She is her own empire because she is fucking talented. I don’t really get the Gavin thing though, his band sucks, his hair sucks and he needs to get out of the tanning bed.
    Kingston is a great kid name, Zuma is not, that’s a game on Pogo.com.

  33. tony

    Someone needs to show these pictures to Britney Spears.
    Gwen is in her 40′s with 2 kids, and looks hot an in shape, while Britney is still in her 20′s and looks like a stumpy fat tree trunk after having kids.

    Gwen<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  34. spicy

    those abs… how inspiring. i have loved her since grade school and they make such a great couple. love love love

  35. kitty_kat

    @26- Holy shit man. So much anger. Are you Gwen’s best friend or something? Why are you taking it so personally?

    I personally think she looks mannish. Specifically her shoulders. They’re very broad. And she hardly has a waist. Too many hard lines. Sorry. I like her though.

  36. L

    #15 She never once said that she was anorexic…she just said that she’d had weight issues in the past.

    I don’t get how anyone could ever think she’s ugly. I for one have always thought that she was absolutely gorgeous. As for her figure, just you guys wait until you’re 40 and have popped out two kids and see how you look in comparison.

  37. Annie Loves Anal

    I don’t know about her, but hubby needs to work on the tri’s, bi’s, chest, and shoulders. Looks like my grandpa with abs. Takes more than crunches, Gavin. A chest like that belongs on a chicken, not a multi-millionaire that ignores his oldest kid.

  38. Googler

    Those aren’t cankles, they’re THANKLES. Her thighs are the same size as her ankles!

  39. St. Barth’s? Isn’t that where Lohan is? They should shut down the beaches to avoid an epidemic.

  40. Insatiable Peter

    ‘Ve always liked Gwen. Would like to see a litte more fat in those pecs, but she’s dandy. Her husband is a g.d. philistine. Fuck, his music. Ugh.

  41. roxy

    I think that Gwen looks amazing. Not only her body, but her skin, her face. She’s a great woman. And what’s more, for these of you, who think that she has good genes, this is not true. She’s said many times that her genes is very bad, because her parents are a little over weight. It’s all about hard work and will.

  42. Jester

    Meh, Obvious statement of the year Stefani is in shape and is physically fit, good for her. OTOH I am totally with #14 Apparently you can put a blond wig and red lipstick on a pig and dudes would fall all over themselves.

    Their ain’t NOTHING sexy or womanly about this chick and I’m not saying that because she doesn’t have any tits either. Girls can bust out a tune tho.

  43. datroof

    Gwen Stefani is always hot. She’s wasted on this clown.

    Rossdale’s music sucks and he looks like a poof when he runs.

  44. dave

    you’re a bunch of ignorant and jelous pricks.

    gwen stefani is one of the few reasons because the american music scene has some kind of credibility world wide, at least she’s a fit person in her early 40s looking amazing. and even making mainstream pop or ska-punk, she’s good at it.

    how many of your singers can say that? lady gaga? britney? come on!

  45. Rough: shooting from the lip

    Peaked @ 17 still hot cause shes an earner…

  46. sandra

    I don’t get all of the negativity. Must be jealousy. She’s absolutely gorgeous.

  47. wow what’s this woman’s secret b/c Pam Anderson needs to know….


    Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!

  48. mensa

    Hahahaha Randal is such an ass. Definitely funny in small doses…

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