Gwen Stefani in a bikini
Here’s Gwen Stefani on the beach in St. Barth’s today and can someone explain to me why she’s wearing Wonder Woman’s armbands? More importantly, why is it so expensive to get my face surgically altered to look like Gavin Rossdale? It’s not like I’m going to put on a Superman cape and have sex with his wife.
I wasn’t supposed to say what I’m actually going to do back there, was I? Shit.