Gwen Stefani in a bikini

January 4th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Here’s Gwen Stefani on the beach in St. Barth’s today and can someone explain to me why she’s wearing Wonder Woman’s armbands? More importantly, why is it so expensive to get my face surgically altered to look like Gavin Rossdale? It’s not like I’m going to put on a Superman cape and have sex with his wife.

I wasn’t supposed to say what I’m actually going to do back there, was I? Shit.

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Comments (64)

  1. Que | January 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Que nice.

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  2. jiz | January 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Not appealing.

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  3. God of Thunder | January 4, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    God I hate this talentless puke.

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  4. God of Thunder | January 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    God I hate this talentless puke.

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  5. Ash | January 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    The fact that she’s going on 41 with a flawless body like this is amazing. I wish I had her genes! (and her motivation to stay that fit lol)

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  6. Mane | January 4, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    a fit dude whit man tits… just like Ali Lohan…

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  7. Taz | January 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    I think her tits got bigger

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  8. Beautiful but bitter | January 4, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    The outfit looks a bit silly, but this woman totally rocks. And she looks freakin’ awesome for a 40 yr old with two kids…

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  9. Rick | January 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Why is that pudgy white dude wearing a bikini top?

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  10. DCLeisurist | January 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    She can shit in my mouth for days.

    Totally hot and one of the few examples of ladies that should be allowed to live after 40.

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  11. Sport | January 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Never been a fan, cant stand her face, but I will say she seems like a good mother. At least externally it seems like she is into the kid.

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  12. fk | January 4, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    i cant believe some of you are hating on gwen.. even if you might not think shes the most gorgeous woman on earth which i do =) .. you gotta give her props for how she looks at 40! Her body is insane.. Gwen you are beautiful

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  13. Marie | January 4, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    @10 You’re a misogynist piece of trash.

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  14. lizzy | January 4, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    wow, hot mommy! she looks amazing! and her boys are so cute

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  15. me | January 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    she looks great!
    Im glad to see she didnt get a bunch of trashy tattoos.

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  16. Donnie Brassballs | January 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Looking tres beautiful!

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  17. pimp | January 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    i’d clean her turd cutter with my tongue…

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  18. DCLeisurist | January 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Thanks Marie ;-) You are too sweet; how did you know it’s my birthday!
    How old are you? (cough, cough) Under 40 I hope…

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  19. fearsarewishes | January 4, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    @ 13

    Marie, you filthy cunt, you almost make misogynist sound like a bad thing.

    P.S. I love marginalizing dames by referring to them by their only desirable body part.

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  20. whatever | January 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Everyone outta the pool, granny’s coming in!

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  21. Chupacabra | January 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    She is so cute! I wish i was one of her kids. I bet growing up with a cool mom and dad who also happen to be rich as hell is seriously awesome. Jealous!

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  22. Nat | January 4, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    #20 Get off. I’d wager everything I’ve got you wouldn’t look 1/10th as good as this woman does and considering you’re clearly about 15 years old, that’s a pretty poor showing.

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  23. Smarm | January 4, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    “20. whatever – January 4, 2010 3:44 PM

    Everyone outta the pool, granny’s coming in!

    You’re a fucking idiot. Shut up and die. Not necessarily in that order.

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  24. meh | January 4, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Meh….

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  25. She's old face it. And ugly. | January 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    A wop with white hair? Gasp!
    Ugly face. check.
    Boy’s body. check.
    Lack of talent. check. check.
    Insanely rich for no intelligent reason. check.
    Old hag attempting to hold onto youth and being cool. check.
    FAIL

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  26. JiggaJay | January 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    YOU ARE ALL DUMB FUCKS FOR THINKING SHE’S NOT HOT.

    THOUGH I NORMALLY GO FOR MORE CURVES. GWEN IS HOT SHIT!!

    @19 AND @17 KUDOS TO YOU BOTH W/EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

    …AND THAT’S WHY I COME ON THIS SITE!! BOOM

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  27. Marie | January 4, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @19 Too bad there’s nothing desirable at all about you to refer to.

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  28. pete | January 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    She’s a chick that chicks think is hot. Nothing wrong with that, but it has nothing to do with what guys think is hot (for example: young, big boobs, a body that doesn’t resemble a male personal trainer’s, etc.).

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  29. Depraved Girl | January 4, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    I used to find this woman incredibly sexy, (and yes, pete, I am a chick) but now I just feel like there’s something so controlled and desperate about her. I hear her hubby has a bit of a wandering eye, perhaps that’s got something to do with it …

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  30. victory | January 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Why the armbands?

    She’s a cutter.

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  31. soahc | January 4, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    The jury has deliberated and the final judgment is that any male who does not find this tight pale body belonging to one Gwendolyn Stefani is hereby deemed 100% queer.

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  32. Tits McGoo | January 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    looks like she has a penis

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  33. soahc | January 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    All women have penises. Just really small penises. It is only late in the pregnancy that the protrusion that is present on all fetuses becomes either a clitoris or a penis.

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  34. me again | January 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    soahc – I think if you do your research, you will see that all human beings start off as female…

    anyway, gwen looks great!!

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  35. Fugly | January 4, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    Fugly bitch. Seriously ppl….

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  37. laptop bag | January 4, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    why should she have to? She is light skinned, so what, she looks beautiful. Tanned skin is not healthy skin it actually is damaged skin. She’ll not have the leathered skin or wrinkles and freckles like Melanie Griffin and those who abused it.

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  38. cc | January 4, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    She’s in damn good shape, I will give her that. Her music is pretty generic crap though. Wonderwoman is going to want her wrist things back though. Does Gwen have her invisible plane too? BTW, who else other than me pleasured themselves to Linda Carter as Wonderwoman…be honest.

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    You are the Canckle Queen, young and sweet, and a has-been
    Canckle Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine ohh yaaa
    You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
    Ooo.. see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Canckle Queen

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  40. miss fortune | January 5, 2010 at 12:25 am

    You all are smokin’ crack. Gwen is amazing.

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  41. We Vibe | January 5, 2010 at 1:28 am

    shes still looking hot!

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  44. 3Danthegurl | January 5, 2010 at 4:49 am

    Her and her hubby always are looking like they played dress up before leaving the house. Over accessorizing a bit?? You should go back and look at some other pics of these two. They are hilarious. Trying way too hard.

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  46. John Gavala | January 5, 2010 at 9:10 am

    Saggy tits and a bald head? thats attractive? She looks like a dyke !

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  47. snapper187 | January 5, 2010 at 9:20 am

    gwenn looks hot in these pics but I think she looks better in the luxerious videos

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  48. snapper187 | January 5, 2010 at 9:20 am

    gwenn looks hot in these pics but I think she looks better in the luxerious videos

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  49. quidam | January 5, 2010 at 10:57 am

    I’ve seen plenty better lookin’ over 40 broads: Lucy Liu, Halle Berry, Kylie Minogue, to name a few. And I’d be willing to bet that in 6 years, Milla Jovovich will be hotter looking, more fit and be able to kick this scrawny broads ass — and her husband.

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  50. k | January 5, 2010 at 10:59 am

    No hips, no waist, no butt. I don’t think that qualifies as appealing.

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