Remember when Gwen Stefani looked like this? I guess she decided to stop looking like a homeless person and start looking, well, hot. And didn’t she just have a kid? Look at her stomach. She deserves a medal for looking this good. I don’t want to point any fingers, but sometimes when people have kids they get fat and ugly and forget to wear pants. And are named Britney. Spears. Britney Spears. I’m talking about Britney Spears. Not sure if you got it because I was being so subtle.
Photos: Splash
liz | August 30, 2007 at 1:19 pm
1st
boards suck | August 30, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Implamnts please! Hate looking at boards
Cowgurl g unit | August 30, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Shorty, what is your sign?
liz | August 30, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Im no longer a first-virgin. In case anybody cares.
Malffy Hernandes | August 30, 2007 at 1:20 pm
She looks good for her age.
super flat | August 30, 2007 at 1:20 pm
drum chest
veggo | August 30, 2007 at 1:21 pm
once again, a story both rich and compelling………z z z
I do like her sarong though.
Cowgirl | August 30, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Gwen is so hot, I want to do, I mean BE her!
jrzmommy | August 30, 2007 at 1:25 pm
“She looks good for her age.”
Fuck you. she’s only 38.
NoAngel | August 30, 2007 at 1:29 pm
She looks happy and pretty in these pictures, very natural and down to earth. I like the natural Gwen better than the heavily made up Gwen, but that’s just MHO.
yc | August 30, 2007 at 1:31 pm
where is that?
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 1:31 pm
@10
I like the slutty make-up better, because she looks more like me.
Malffy Hernandes | August 30, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Fuck me? I’m 36 with four children and I had to get much work done just be in the same league as Gwen, she’s a hot late 30-year-old mum.
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 1:33 pm
@7
I agree that is a pretty outfit.
@8 Cowgirl, you can admit it, that you would do her, even if it’s your first lezbo scene.
SHallow VAl | August 30, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Oh my god I (voice moves to a high-pitched, sing-song falsetto) LOVE HERRRRRR!
There’s a classy lady, folks. Nothing but love for Gwen.
Shallow Val | August 30, 2007 at 1:36 pm
He’s not so bad either…..
shutthefuckuptt | August 30, 2007 at 1:37 pm
seriously texas fucking tramp. Your disgusting inuendos about being whatever the fuck you are is sick. Are you a man? Jesus, act like one. You sicken me.
yolatengo | August 30, 2007 at 1:38 pm
looks great… but i am confused, where did her implants go?
Rapist Wit | August 30, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Such fine alabaster craftsmanship
Robert | August 30, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I thought she had a boob job ? I guess she was just using padding
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 1:41 pm
@17
Oh I’m scared now……..quivering in my high heels. sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Tee Hee
*limp-wristed wave*
Perverted Cowgirl | August 30, 2007 at 1:42 pm
TT, I admit it, I’d do her, but I’d DATE her man! I gotch your man!
LouLou | August 30, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Wait just a gosh darned minute here! The amazing thing about this story is not her stomach, it’s that celebrities carry their things around in paper sacks!! Just like normal people!! I mean, isn’t she married to some real famous musician or something? And he’s got his shoes and other shit just stuffed in a paper grocery bag? Like a homeless person? Doesn’t he pay someone to carry shit for him? What’s a matter? You couldn’t afford a Love Angel Music Baby tote bag? Or your wife wouldn’t let you get one at a discount? Hah!!!
Murph | August 30, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Hey 17…
What would you rather TT do? Act like a complete ass like you? Bash people because they don’t fit into your cookie cutter ideals? Please! You are an asshole and your children will be born retarded.
btw, I have never heard TT say a bad thing about any other poster unless attacked by ignoramuses like you!
And wtf is so horrible about saying he likes the skirt?
Twat-rocket.
Murph | August 30, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Oh…and my apologizes to those parents who have children who are mentally challenged.
It was not my intention to insult you…
what | August 30, 2007 at 1:45 pm
what is in gavin’s shoe? i love that gwen doesn’t have tacky implants like everyone else.
dailyreader | August 30, 2007 at 1:45 pm
has anyone else noticed that besides gwens fab abs, gavin’s got some towel shoved in his slipper??
p911gt10c | August 30, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Why didn’t she wear the big glasses?
Cowgirl creeping up to 35 next year | August 30, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Halle Barry is 40 beotches! check it out: http://men.msn.com/staticslideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=4879931&imageindex=14
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Thank you very much #24.
Hey Val, you’ve got mail.
LouLou | August 30, 2007 at 1:46 pm
And why is there a towel stuffed between his right foot and sandal? Is it a new way of leaving a pedi salon? Celebrities are fun! They do silly things!
CC | August 30, 2007 at 1:47 pm
They”re both Pretty
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 1:48 pm
@31
I bet he has a boo-boo.
lambman | August 30, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Do we think baby Kingston is in the paper bag?
She looks awesome, always liked her
Murph | August 30, 2007 at 1:49 pm
TT,
Not a problem. I may live in Jersey…but part of my heart is in Houston.
It bothers me when people believe in selective freedom of speech (as in only what they believe in, no one else’s beliefs).
shutthefuckuptt | August 30, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I’m only saying its gross fucking comments about wearing girl heels and fucking guys gets really old, fast.
but now I want some cookies….hum.
hys | August 30, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Gwen has implants-they’re just small (before the implants she was a AA cup-now she’s looking like a small B).
What’s up with the dumb t-shirt Gavin-white guilt much?
Murph | August 30, 2007 at 1:51 pm
If you know what TT is going to say then…
Skip his comments!
DUH!
LouLou | August 30, 2007 at 1:51 pm
@33 …awww, widdle baby hurt his widdle footie? Yeah I bet you’re right. Stepped on a sharp shell or something. Damn, that’s what happens when you jet off to Hawaii!
jrzmommy | August 30, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Hey 17–go potty with Larry Craig, you self-hating closeted fuck.
NONE-YA | August 30, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I don’t get it. If TT was stuffing the heels in his coolie, I’d understand the grossness, but they are on his feet like shoes ought to be.
Step out of the closet because only closeted people rant so viciously.
(running femininely “Oh TT, wait for meeeeee” (guess who this is??LDB)
jrzmommy | August 30, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Larry Craig is from Idahomo. HAHAHAHAHA….now THAT is clever.
12:51 | August 30, 2007 at 1:56 pm
hey @ 17 look at you name and take that advice
blugardenia | August 30, 2007 at 1:57 pm
she should go natural on her lips like that more often. it makes her look younger and fresher. you go, gwen!
Cher | August 30, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Homo-phobia is SOOOO 6 years ago…..(rolls eyes)
Texas Tranny | August 30, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Why don’t you just ignore me?
Or maybe you’re a little intrigued by me and want to take a walk on the wild side, but you’re afraid to admit it. You sound a like a little closed minded prude. Let it go, just let it go.
They are a lot of women that tell me I’m more of a man than most. It takes a real man to explore his feminine side.
And another thing, it looks like I have a lot of friends here at the Fish, so run along back to your friends at the fag-hilton website.
Hey LDB
*waves limp-wristed*
Girlfriend
violentkitty | August 30, 2007 at 2:05 pm
@13 It should be, she looks great period. Now that’s someone I’ll admit I’m jealous of (but not maliciously so). Not Paris, Lohan, Kim Kardashian, or even Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba. If I could get a new body, it would be a Gwen Stefani clone.
Jimbo | August 30, 2007 at 2:07 pm
@46 Friends at the Fish? Geez… not only are you a freak, you’re a fucking loser. Go find REAL friends. Not E-friends.
LauraE | August 30, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Tends to prove that people who look healthy and natural are sexier.
BTW, I do not understand that whole abs thing. I saw a friend in Finland, a tall, cute and thin 35 year-old woman who just had a baby, and I almost screamed in horror when I saw her stomach, the skin was wrinkled like an old apple. It was supposed to be normal, and expected to disappear after a while. How come Gwen has a smooth stomach ? Is there that much difference between people ? I am speaking about skin, here, so exercice does not help…
CARAJO!! | August 30, 2007 at 2:07 pm
IMPLANTS!!!
WTF are you people talking about? I’ve been following No Doubt, GS, etc. for YEARS and her boobies, albeit small, have not changed. Gee, maybe they are a tad mor plump cuz she HAD A BABY.
You know, not everybody is completely spaztic about their boobs. This girl is known for having her own sense of style and a good self-image. WOW, what a novel idea. (Christ)