Gwen Stefani Is Probably, Definitely Pregnant For Real This Time. I Think.

So remember that time we said Gwen Stefani was pregnant and then clearly she had an abortion wasn’t? This time’s different. Maybe. For starters, Gwen Stefani is in Europe and if Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught us anything, it’s that pregnant women think they can hide in Europe because they forget their uterus is Maggie Grace and I’m Liam Neeson. *fences Frenchman with a baguette* More importantly, Gwen Stefani has exactly one-fourth of a love handle, so this kid could come at any second. That’s how you know she’s ready to pop.

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