Gwen Stefani Is Probably, Definitely Pregnant For Real This Time. I Think.

August 12th, 2013 // 17 Comments

So remember that time we said Gwen Stefani was pregnant and then clearly she had an abortion wasn’t? This time’s different. Maybe. For starters, Gwen Stefani is in Europe and if Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught us anything, it’s that pregnant women think they can hide in Europe because they forget their uterus is Maggie Grace and I’m Liam Neeson. *fences Frenchman with a baguette* More importantly, Gwen Stefani has exactly one-fourth of a love handle, so this kid could come at any second. That’s how you know she’s ready to pop.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. I saw no doubt perform live in 1996 and jerked off for weeks afterward. that’s really a testament to stefani’s ass, since I’ve always been a bigtittyaficiando.

    • kimmykimkim

      I saw them that year, too. Bitch can’t sing live at all. She’s worse than Katy Perry trying to sing live. And what ass? This bitch doesn’t have an ass! She’s built like a Norwegian boy.

  2. I think you may be on to something here this time, Fish. She’s usually all about the flaunting of abs, ’cause hers are awesome, and I’d totally lick them, and… where was I going with this?

  3. She touched her belly…100% of the time that means a woman is pregnant. what a skank.

  4. Gwen Stefani Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Perceiving a pattern of pronounced pelvic pitch, pooled with protruding paunch and posterior, perhaps pointing to prolonged practice of the pregnancy posture.

  5. Her ass should be cloned and surgically attached to other women. It will look weird in some cases but an improvement for our world overall.

  6. This chick is hideous. Very, very difficult to look at.

    • Your driver’s license specifies corrective lenses, right? Either that, or my high school memories are clouding my judgement now. I totally would, either way.

  7. Jon

    Am I missing something?

  8. puhlease

    Wow, sloooooooooow news day, huh? All the blogs have slowed down or rehashed some old shit. Someone please die or get arrested. We’re bored in here!

  9. Gwen Stefani Pregnant
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    aw, I love this woman– she is 43 years old and puts females HALF her age to shame!! always gorgeous!!

  10. Gwen Stefani Pregnant
    Melllllzy
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, it is possible that a lot of these older women actually are pregnant when they look pregnant, but then they miscarry. I actually really don’t care any more about whether they are or are not.

  11. She’s gorgeous. So fucking sexy. I’ve always loved her.

  12. When will you people stop blaming Bush?

  13. Fox

    What if she did miscarry? That abortion comment is not funny, and totally offensive.

  14. Gwen Stefani Pregnant
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    a little girl for valentines day? no doubt

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