Gwen Stefani Confirms She’s Pregnant, ‘No Shit,’ Says World’s Handsomest Blogger

September 5th, 2013 // 5 Comments

Gwen Stefani just confirmed she’s pregnant with her third child to Us Weekly which seems gratuitous considering I already told the whole Internet she was three weeks ago because I saw her touch her stomach once. Granted, my only previous success was Reese Witherspoon after 18 months of not knowing women retain water – And still don’t. POW! – but that’s almost as good as a real gynecologist. Plus I don’t make you pee on a stick and give it back to me like those perverts. That’s right, I’m on to your little racket.

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  1. JC

    Anything that keeps her from “singing” for a while is a welcome reprieve.

  2. She can make as much kids as she wants. She needs to pass those genes on. I want to see how quickly she’ll bounce back from this one and get her body back into perfect condition.

  3. Fish, you do have a very impressive 100% accuracy rate when it comes to calling a pregnancy. You’re not so good at “not pregnant” predictions, but really, is that news anyway?

  4. One of the ugliest women in the entertainment industry. Blech.

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