Gwen Stefani Confirms She’s Pregnant, ‘No Shit,’ Says World’s Handsomest Blogger

The Superficial | September 5, 2013 - 10:55 am

Gwen Stefani just confirmed she’s pregnant with her third child to Us Weekly which seems gratuitous considering I already told the whole Internet she was three weeks ago because I saw her touch her stomach once. Granted, my only previous success was Reese Witherspoon after 18 months of not knowing women retain water – And still don’t. POW! – but that’s almost as good as a real gynecologist. Plus I don’t make you pee on a stick and give it back to me like those perverts. That’s right, I’m on to your little racket.

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