Gwen Stefani Is Obstructing Her (Probably Pregnant) Stomach

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Speculating on whether a woman’s pregnant or not might be the worst thing for anyone to do, which is exactly why it’s the subject of approximately 76.42% of our posts. So, here’s Gwen Stefani suspiciously wearing loose, flowing clothing and using things like purses and large automobiles to hide her clearly gestating womb. I mean seriously, Gwen, wrap shawls and the old large purse trick? It’s obvious you and a boy held hands in your bedroom with the door closed, so now you’ll never go to college and your life is ruined. Someone should have paid more attention in vacation bible study.

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