Gwen Stefani Is Obstructing Her (Probably Pregnant) Stomach

May 31st, 2013 // 17 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Speculating on whether a woman’s pregnant or not might be the worst thing for anyone to do, which is exactly why it’s the subject of approximately 76.42% of our posts. So, here’s Gwen Stefani suspiciously wearing loose, flowing clothing and using things like purses and large automobiles to hide her clearly gestating womb. I mean seriously, Gwen, wrap shawls and the old large purse trick? It’s obvious you and a boy held hands in your bedroom with the door closed, so now you’ll never go to college and your life is ruined. Someone should have paid more attention in vacation bible study.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Why is she flanked by Hitler Youth? It’s like some sort of Disney Channel “Boys from Brazil” remake.

  2. Wait, that’s how babies are made? Well fuck me. All this time I’ve been putting my penis in women’s vaginas.

  3. JC

    I’d prefer it if she used purses and automobiles to shield her mouth so we can’t hear her “sing.”

  4. schmidtler

    If my mom had my hair cut like that kid’s, I’d cut it all off myself.

  5. Beer Baron

    Jesus H Christ, give that poor boy a normal haircut.

  6. She’s not preggers. She’s on her way to a toga party.

  7. Everyone who’s had a boy those ages knows that their going to ask for a stupid haircut or want to wear a supervillian jr. costume around town at one point or another.

  8. Dear Famous People,

    Stop fucking breeding already.

    Love, The Planet

  9. Urbanspaceman

    The older boy seems to have dark roots. WTF with that?

  10. Jenn

    My nephews had Mohawks. Hair is harmless. Pssh. They’re cute kids. I don’t think she should be bleaching it at that young age, but they’re not my kids.

  11. Gwen Stefani Pregnant
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    Her older kids hair is freakin AWESOME! :D

  12. Gwen Stefani Pregnant
    Yawn
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    43 years old …not a good age to have another kid. Time to drop the platinum blonde not a good look on an aging pasty woman.

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