Holy Shit, Gwen Stefani Has Breasts!

November 4th, 2013 // 12 Comments
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If you follow this site carefully, you’re a god among man and beast alike, but also under the impression that I hate pregnant women and think they should be cast out to the city gates where there is much weeping and gnashing of whatever it is they eat. (Dreams? I’m going with dreams.) Except I actually like the part where their breasts get bigger like Gwen Stefani here. Hate every single other part of the process, and rebuke it in the name of Jesus, but this I’m on board with. If only there was some way for a woman’s breasts to get larger without a tiny person falling out of her… Ah, never mind, it was a stupid idea anyway. Just forget it. *shoves hands in pockets, kicks a rock*

Photos: ANDY/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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    COOL !

  2. Fuck yes. I love tits – moreso when they’re attached to Gwen Stefani, for whom I’ve been sporting wood since I was 16. Jesus fuck, that was 21 years ago. Even for someone who is a god among man and beast alike, that’s a long time.

  3. Incredibly overrated. Not attractive in the least. Talentless as well.

  4. mel

    shes wearing a push up bra a la paris hilton fame. her boobs don’t even fill the dress the bra is. Whatever though she looks amazing!

  5. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Gavin Rossdale Baby Shower
    Cock Dr
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    She looks fantastic.

  6. If only there was some way for a woman’s breasts to get larger without a tiny person falling out of her…

    According to various commenters on this site—who are of course completely reliable not to mention my only sources for the following factoid because I really don’t know how you actually confirm it as fact—Kelly Brook’s breasts got larger when she was pregnant and stayed that way for a time (to this day?) after she miscarried. Now, I am NOT AT ALL RECOMMENDING that women be encouraged to get pregnant and then abort or force a miscarriage just to improve their bust; I am simply pointing out that there is in fact “a way,” just a very distasteful one.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s a marriage that I’m surprised is still together.
    Perhaps he’s smart enough not screw things up. How refreshing.

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    Jenn
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    She looks beautiful. This is how pregnant women should look and dress. Of course, she’s been my girl crush for frickin ever so I’m biased.

  9. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Gavin Rossdale Baby Shower
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    Homina, homina.

    *bow tie spins, flapping dickey*

  10. Muffin

    Cornfields of popcorn have yet to spring open…wait, that’s not really applicable?

  11. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Gavin Rossdale Baby Shower
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    She has always been beautiful, add big tits to that and she’s perfect. Forever love Gwen.

  12. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Huge Mom Boobs Gavin Rossdale Baby Shower
    Hawk
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    Okay, I’ll go there.

    Boob job?

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