Holy Shit, Gwen Stefani Has Breasts!

If you follow this site carefully, you’re a god among man and beast alike, but also under the impression that I hate pregnant women and think they should be cast out to the city gates where there is much weeping and gnashing of whatever it is they eat. (Dreams? I’m going with dreams.) Except I actually like the part where their breasts get bigger like Gwen Stefani here. Hate every single other part of the process, and rebuke it in the name of Jesus, but this I’m on board with. If only there was some way for a woman’s breasts to get larger without a tiny person falling out of her… Ah, never mind, it was a stupid idea anyway. Just forget it. *shoves hands in pockets, kicks a rock*

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