Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton Are Probably Getting Married

“Blake, are you still making bug eyes from seeing me naked?”
“NO.”

I took my dad to the airport at 4 a.m. this morning – And of course he flew Delta. Whee! – so I’m not even going to pretend I know what this post is about. From wherever I got the stuff:

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are tying the knot, and they’ve hired a renowned wedding planner for the big shindig … TMZ has learned.
Sources familiar with the situation tell us Blake and Gwen have hired famed celebrity wedding designer, Jerri Woolworth, who has offices in Tennessee and New York. Woolworth has planned events ranging in size from 15 to 15,000 people. She’s planned events for the CMAs, the NFL and the NHL.

Despite the fact that these two both just got out of failed marriages where they both got cheated on, Blake Shelton is simply doing everything in his power to keep having sex with this. He’d probably kill the president, so that I get. As for Gwen Stefani, I don’t know what her angle is unless she draws her power from watching a man’s soul die as he’s forced to choose a comforter set. She’s not giving me a lot to work with here.

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