Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton Are Totally Doing It

In pics I’d have to sell Photo Boy to a Sultan to afford, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton were all over each other on Halloween, according to E! News. Which would seemingly confirm the rumors that they’re dating, but it could also confirm the one about NBC putting bombs in their heads and making them fuck for ratings that I just made up because I refuse to live in a world where Gwen Stefani willingly bangs a country music star.

IF SHE DOESN’T TOUCH HIS DICK, THE WHOLE BLOCK GOES UP! RUN!

(Don’t ruin this for me. It’s all I’ve got.)

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