Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton Confirm All The Sex They’re Having
If you haven’t heard by now Gwen Stefani’s rep has officially confirmed to Us Weekly, PEOPLE, TMZ, E! News, and basically everyone who isn’t us that yes, she is in fact dating Blake Shelton. As for how impressive a feat this is for Blake, here’s Miranda Lambert at the CMAs last night:
And here’s Gwen Stefani’s ass in a bikini:
That’s like taking your old car into a dealership and finding out its trade-in value is sex with Gwen Stefani’s vagina, which proves Blake Shelton is an Illuminati warlock. Where are you sacrificing the babies, Blake? WHERE?!