Gwen Stefani Wore This

The last post was about Salma Hayek’s huge giant breasts, so following that up with Gwen Stefani at the AMAs is kind of like we just spent an afternoon down by the creek poking a dead body that fires Disneyland tickets out its mouth, and then got back to my room and I went, “Hey, wanna see a stamp?” I’m an incredible web publisher is what I’m getting at. Just the best.

Adding… Yes, I realize this analogy also works for how Gavin Rossdale viewed his marriage. I’m that good.

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