In an interview with Esquire’s Tom Chiarrella, Guy Ritchie decides to ignore the fact his ex-wife is fused with ancient powers and bluntly insults her intelligence:
“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” he says. “First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”
“Broad,” I say, repeating the word of the day.
“And, of course, here you go: I still love her,” he says. He takes a breath, drives through a red light. If no one is ahead of him, Guy Ritchie does not typically stop. “But she’s retarded, too.”
The mere fact that Guy Ritchie brazenly calls Madonna “retarded” in a national publication proves what I’ve suspected all along: He knows how to take her down. — Or wants to get dropped in a volcano after being carried by her razor sharp talons. Honestly, it could go either way on this one.
Kiki | October 8, 2009 at 2:30 pm
A retarded manifester? Sounds sick.
Randal(l) | October 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I guess technically since zombies lose all but basic brain functions he is right
Randal(l)
Amanda-La | October 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
That’s funny. Can’t wait for the backlash on this one. Twill be a media circus.
Richard McBeef | October 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Is it just me or does that thumb in the Tide advert look like a wrinkly old cock for a split second?
Madonna is not relevant any longer and guy ritchie never was.
mafme | October 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
That’s a big statement from a guy who regularly drives through red lights.
I hope he gets killed before he kills someone else.
my name is Laaaaaary | October 8, 2009 at 2:49 pm
all’s i had to do was listen to her legacy of baby voiced bubblegum muzak to figure out she was a retard
Irene Barcelo | October 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I find Guy Ritchie fascinating. Cheers!
biz | October 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
excellent choice of picture.
biz | October 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
excellent choice of picture.
Meg | October 8, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Guy is kinda hot, where is the pic of him? Anyways, the “she’s retarded” comment is pretty funny since I think she called him “emoitonally retarded” when they were divorcing.
bribios | October 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
@5
Way to completely misunderstand a metaphor, douche.
I wish more people would come out and say stuff like this. The whole Jon and Kate thing would be way funnier.
jack | October 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
What’s up with all of the crazy fillings? I thought celebs didn’t deal with that crap?
Angela Prodiskit | October 8, 2009 at 3:19 pm
C’mon, Guy Ritchie’s knowledge about Madonna equals zero. moving estimates – moving companies
J | October 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Hey 11, it’s not a metaphor. Read the article. Ritchie and the interviewer are, literally, driving around London.
J | October 8, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Hey 11, it’s not a metaphor. Read the article. Ritchie and the interviewer are, literally, driving around London.
mafme | October 8, 2009 at 3:44 pm
@11 Read the article, fuckbasket. He’s using a literal action symbolically to construct a parallel with the dialogue. I know it’s confusing, but try to keep up. These English writers can use literary devices in complex ways, huh?
mafme | October 8, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@11 again– Fuckbasket though you be, I agree that these public relationship meltdowns would be wonderfully enhanced with more uncensored, candid statements. I doubt any would be as eloquent as Guy’s, however; that would keep you from getting confused, though.
freebie | October 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm
The extra skin in front of her ear is a dead give away that she’s had a full face lift. Her cheeks are like a chipmunk’s and her lips like a trout. Her unwrinkled skin is in contrast to her lined neck. She’s really trying hard to look younger but no much how money she spends, she can’t turn back the clock. She’s beginning to look like a foolish old lady.
VLamb | October 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm
She eats pizza? I thought she stayed “young” by drinking the blood of little children.
Ed Castillo | October 8, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Everytime i read an interview with Madonna I’m shocked at how smart she thinks she is.
Thandie | October 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm
He is driving red lights! If you care enough to read the whole article you’ll see that. They were driving and he did it a few times as well.
Though I doubt that too many people would read the article. He can get any pulicity for himself by using Madonna’s name.
And yes, I hope he gets killed before he kills someone else.
Pretentious idiot and gold digger he is.
Whippet | October 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm
In real life this guy must be a nasty piece of shite if Madonna willingly paid him millions just to get rid of him. Millions. Just to get the fuck out of her life.
And then this two-bit pretend-cockney director of a small handful of veeerry similar British gangster movies have the gall to call someone with a successful career spanning three decades “a retard”?
Really, Guy, really? Are you sure??
FukMe | October 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
No offense guy but you married the retard.
bewbiegirl | October 8, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Looking for wealthy men for dating or marriage? Maybe you want to check out ==SeekRichBeauty.Com ==, which features certified millionaire and verified beautiful women.
Turd the third | October 8, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Boring……what a fine example of mommy-material. I really feel sorry for her “non-kids” I would love to take that pizza and shove the whole thing up her ass.
Jer | October 8, 2009 at 10:46 pm
She is a desperate old retard.
RAM | October 9, 2009 at 4:54 am
Isnt she dont like the stuff which she is eating.If pizza then its strange one..
Anyways its funny….
Galtacticus | October 9, 2009 at 11:04 am
How much $ did he get again? Ofcourse Guy Ritchie does love her.
Darth | October 9, 2009 at 11:16 am
#28
When everything is working normal,making a child isn’t that difficult.But still it’s a good reward for a British accent- and a director course.
third leg | October 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
that’s an insult to retards
herbiefrog | October 9, 2009 at 8:17 pm
hey llordes…
hope that you can ignore all this cr*p from you mom and step-father.
oooo ugly connotations ?
ok enuf
Narcissist | October 10, 2009 at 5:17 am
Madonna does seem very driven and competitive. Look how far she’s gotten on mediocre talent.
That doesn’t mean I want physical contact with her, though.
susanist | October 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Guy Ritchie let himself be photographed leaving a London adult sex shop with Madonna carrying a Strap-On Dildo which label could be plainly seen through the bay. Now who do you suppose that was for?
Guy was the real punk and it showed whenever they were photographed together like at Cannes he was completely out of his element. Madonna likes to have sex with studs. She went through several NBA players b4 hooking up with Rodman. Then she ended the marriage to Punk with her fling with A-Rod.
So anyone thinking what guy Ritchie has to say about Madonna in a negative light is a Punk just like him. In fact his only way back in the news is what he has to say about Madonna. Nobody gives a flying fuck about what he’s doing.
It was one of the mistakes in Madonna’s life. She’s moved on while he’s still hoping for another dildo in his arse.
susanist | October 10, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Narcsissy
You BudLite Jackoffs really are pathetic with comments about what celebrity you wouldn’t have contact with or who you wouldn’t kick out of bed. Like you are going to have ‘physical contact’ with Madonna. You have already admitted you are nothing but a Jack-Off in love with your hand. That’s the real reason you wouldn’t want to have contact with Madonna or any other real woman.
Gio | October 11, 2009 at 11:52 pm
#32, hit the nail on the head. “Mediocre talent”. Just a mean bitch with an awesome Campaign Team. I can name a few A-holes in history with the same agenda. Plus, the new plastic ain’t helping hunny … you still look like you have been rode hard and hung up wet. Yuck.
jt | December 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm
what the hell is a manifester?