Madonna’s divorce from Guy Ritchie is definitely becoming a reality. She met with Paul McCartney’s high-powered attorney this week to protect her assets, but friends of Guy Ritchie say he’s not interested in her money. In fact, he’s actually hoping things can work out between him and Death Hands. The Mirror reports:
But friends said he still nurtures the dream that the final break can be avoided. One disclosed: “He’s a bit down in the dumps, and who can blame him. He’s off to the country to get a bit of peace and quiet.”
Friends insist the movie director is unlikely to wage a court battle for more of the star’s millions. The couple have already made the welfare of their children – Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven, and adopted David, two – their top priority.
One source said: “Guy is a decent bloke, full stop. It’s not his style to start profiteering from such sorry circumstances. He’s got too much respect for his wife and children.”
Personally, I think Madonna’s making a huge mistake. I mean, Guy Ritchie is a human male who’s willing to have intercourse with her. You don’t throw something like that away. Let’s be realistic: it’s not 1992 anymore and you’re the Crypt Keeper. In fact, if one of my buddies said “Hey, I’d like to have sex with Madonna – circa NOW.” I’d probably give him back his car keys then suggest he take Holy Windy Fucking Shit Road home. Okay, you’re right, I wouldn’t do that. I’d ask the valet to.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm
He’s just glad that he doesn’t have to do that Kabullshit anymore. His movies have sucked since he’s been with her anyway.
syn | June 27, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Remember when she was hot?
bernie | June 27, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Madonna’s probably trading him in for a gas pump or something.
Stephanie | June 27, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I wonder what her deal is with him. He seems great. Maybe her latest successes made her realize she wants someone as weird and exciting as her?
You Are All Whores | June 27, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I banged her in college
Kim Lardassian | June 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm
On the other hand he is one ugly fuck too who would touch that bearded twat? I mean Ritchie not Madonna.
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm
#2 – no.
“The couple have already made the welfare of their children – Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven, and adopted David, two – their top priority.”
If that’s true, how about some electrolysis for Lourdes? Her upper lip looks like a guy’s buttcrack.
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 1:57 pm
A damn shame NBA season is over. All those sweaty glistening giants *sigh*
(sits down in a soup of her own spent passion to the sounds of squishing and stickiness)
Madonna was always one of my heroes. I still dance naked in the forest to “vogue” every month when the moon is full. I take all my pets with me – my dogs, cats, monkey, parrots, my goldfish, my first and only boyfriend’s freeze-dried sperm colony (I know I’m obsessive), my various bacterial and fungal infections, I just go and have a good time. I’m silly I know.
Integrity
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 2:10 pm
i’m going to give odds she hooks up with BillyBob Thornton within the year.
Deacon Jones | June 27, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Death Hands!!! Hahaha, classic
They look oddly familiar to me.
Ah yes, New Orleans…..2002……hammered drunk…..on 9th Hurricane drink…..stumbled in “Female Impersonators” club at end of Bourbon Street…..very dark inside…..smells like locker room….REALLY dark inside….very tall dancer comes up to me….wait a minute….
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 27, 2008 at 2:26 pm
@10 – I think I was there. Was it you I spent the night with?…did you have the cute little vienna sausage smothered in red pubes and freckles…kind of like Lindsay Lohans little clit?
MUUAAHH! Ive missed you Mickey
my comment | June 27, 2008 at 2:26 pm
He just wants to be rid of her–fast!
gerard Vandenberg | June 27, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Read the ivana trump-storie: GET EVERYTHING!!
magi | June 27, 2008 at 2:35 pm
if its true i hope he fights for his marriege.i dont want their divorce.they are so happy all over this 7 years and they just adopt a baby boy.lov u madonna think better
Britney Spears | June 27, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Hey, y’all! Now Madonna and I can finally finish what we started.
Deacon Jones | June 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm
@11
If you were wearing a blonde wig and whispering “It’ll be ok” that was me!
Dumdidum | June 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm
She did not age that well.
Neither musically nor .. eh .. womanly.
Name Required | June 27, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Now she can concentrate more on making more great music. Or maybe just still making shitty music and dating high-profile freaks like she’s done her entire career.
Lola | June 27, 2008 at 3:43 pm
poor guy…. i actually feel sorry for him
SaucyTango | June 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Interesting that she’s asking for a divorce right before her brother’s book about his life with Madonna comes out, in which he claims her marriage to Ritchie was a scam. Bitch is probably still a lesbian or at least bi-sexual. I don’t know too many straight women who go to such great lengths as she does to look like a man.
SaucyTango | June 27, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Excuse me. SHAM, not scam.
Grunion | June 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Based on personality and looks Madonna has to be the most unattractive woman on the planet. I love the new video where she has the permenantly surprised look of someone with way to much plastic surgery. Richie deserves a 10 million just for sleeping with that repulsive, ridiculous hag.
Angry Beaver | June 27, 2008 at 7:58 pm
He’s not stupid. He knows that not having to shove his meat into that dried up cobweb infested mangina of hers every full moon is worth more than her millions. I bet moths fly out of her cooter whenever she opens her legs.
http://www.VoteRobot.org | June 27, 2008 at 9:15 pm
oh fuck, death hands is right!
(for the record, i always thought she was fugly)
bernard feltzer | June 27, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Moths don’t fly where Dennis Rodman has been, more likely cockaroaches, crabs. Once you eat black meat………..
She even adopted a Dennis Rodman lookalike baby.
tonycatman | June 28, 2008 at 4:01 am
They occasionally go to a pub near me Salisbury, UK.
She gave him a hard time for drinking too much TWO YEARS AGO. Meanwhile, she ate macrobiotic shite food, and spoke about how much exercise she would need to do to offset her one glass of wine.
He’s probably pissed off with her ‘holier than thou’ nagging.
anita | June 28, 2008 at 12:28 pm
She’s 50 years old…geeze……leave the old bat alone.
PeachPie | June 29, 2008 at 7:24 am
#27, I’d agree with you there for the most part.
But, any 50 year old who puts wears skin tight spandex with her legs spread apart like she has for the pic of her new album is sort of ASKING for it. Yes, she’s in great physical shape, no doubt. But that doesn’t translate into “sexy”.
In a lesser sense, Madonna is part of the Mariah Carey/Pam Anderson group of aging women who can’t make the transition to midlife gracefully. The can’t abandon the self-image they had of themselves 20 years ago. The difference is that, with Madonna, it’s trying to still “shock” people with her sexuality and with the other two, it’s about trying to appear sexy by wearing clothes that should be worn by 16 year olds.
All that aside, Madonna is famously known for being…the only way to put this… an absolute bitch. So I applaud any man who could have lived with her for as long as Guy did.
sapphire eyes | June 29, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Now Madonna’s free to date those English royalty types — or maybe just adopt Wills and Henry. {shudder}
Britney http://ukblackloving.com | June 30, 2008 at 3:34 am
i like her music very much, she looks well.
ToTellTheTruth | June 30, 2008 at 12:06 pm
He looks like Niko off Grand Theft Auto iv..
Amused | July 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Thesuperficial – Those were some of the funniest comments I’ve ever heard about Madonna, next to her arms like pythons of doom.
douchebag Mcgee | July 3, 2008 at 6:53 pm
“Guy Ritchie doesn’t want Madonna’s money”
Yeah…I wouldn’t either.
I hear it’s coated with a concentrated version of herpes only present
in Madonna’s Vagina.
True Story.
camera case | December 16, 2009 at 2:14 am
That’s quite a piece of pocket change from the man who said he didn’t want a cent of Madonna’s wealth. Actions speak louder than publicist press releases, that is for sure.