“I said Pickled Pink not Wasabi Yellow. You made me look ridiculous!”
Because bringing the law to Flavortown sometimes means getting in a slapfight with the hysterically crying person tasked with making sure you look like Larry The Cable Guy‘s eXtreme cousin Chef Tweaky Pete, here’s what the hell happened to Guy Fieri in the video up top. TMZ reports:
The video — obtained by TMZ — shows Ariel Ramirez punching Guy through the open door of the SUV, swearing at him. You also see Guy kicking him. Ariel is so mad, he cries uncontrollably during the fight.
Sources close to Guy tell TMZ … They were coming from San Francisco International Airport, where they had just landed. We’re told they had all been drinking on the flight and used a car service to take them home.
As for how the argument happened … we’re told it was about nothing. One source said, “It was just dudes being dudes.” It escalated into a physical fight.
As a dude who has spent over half his life getting drunk with other dudes, I can safely say that I have never once got into a physical confrontation with one let alone my closest friends. Unless they wouldn’t blow me, in which case, how else do you react in that situation? Back me up, dude from Smash Mouth. (That’s who Guy Fieri is right? Lead singer of Smash Mouth, started doing cooking shows? Because that’s what I’m going with.)