Guess Who January Jones Doesn’t Have With Her and Other News

March 1st, 2012 // 22 Comments

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- Jordan Carver has a powerful overhead smash. And by overhead smash I mean humongous titties. [theCHIVE]

- Wilmer Valderrama is on that Chelsea Handler sitcom that’s still inexplicably on the air. [Huffington Post]

- The funniest thing Steve Martin has done in years. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Reynolds banged Blake Lively in Nashville while everyone else was at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Olivia Wilde jiggles her breasts up and down and something else about comedy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- JLo‘s 40 year-old underboob will have V magazine flying off the shelves. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- When Miley Cyrus actually puts on a bra, everyone will know about it. [Popoholic]

- Apparently giving Tyra Banks a degree was only the beginning of the depths Harvard is willing to sink to. [TooFab]

- A bunch of suburban white dudes ride slo-mo in a minivan set to ganster rap. Should I keep going or did this summer’s Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughn comedy already choke you out with tired cliches? [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Swimsuit Models Who Could Take Kate Upton’s Crown [Bleacher Report]

- Justin Bieber uses the discreet meetings he has with a Make-A-Wish kid at every one of his shows to pimp his new single on Ellen. [Just Jared]

- Paris Hilton celebrates her birthday for two weeks. Well, yeah. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian posted some phony bullshit to Twitter? That can’t be right. [IDLYITW]

- Ja Rule calls in to a radio station to describe prison life. Not as rapey as I thought it would be. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Awesomest Test Answers Vol. 2 Dept. of Eductaion who needs it? Amirite, Teabaggers? [Heavy]

- Jeremy Lin was created at Area 51 is how I interpreted this. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. JC

    Oh, January. I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve been graced with your icy hate stare.

  2. Frank Burns

    Keep up the training there Jones! You are almost ready to take on Katherine Heigl in a Hollywood Sourpuss Showdown.

  3. forrest

    …… it me?

  4. cc

    Is she ready for her next spite baby? I’ll do my part…copiously.

  5. I love the Steve Martin tweet.

  6. Shaggy620

    My 63 year old Aunt in Kansas called. She wants her “Mom Jeans” back.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m fairly certain that January Jones’ child rearing style isn’t any different than Kenny Powers’.

  8. January Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She wears the shit out of those jeans, though.

  9. Christina Aguilera

    She hates her baby

  10. Schmidtler

    “Dept. of Eductaion who needs it? Amirite, Teabaggers?”
    Nice! Considering there’s been a dept. of education for forever now, and test scores suck more than ever, and Fish here, who writes for a living can’t even manage to spell ‘education’, yeah, I would in fact say it’s long past time to stop throwing money down a hole. More bureaucracy, more taxpayer money, and more government control do not make for better results. But hey, why let facts get in the way of endlessly mocking those whose political viewpoints differ from your own?
    On a more relevant note, I’d bang that ice queen like a rented gong.

    • Thanks. I was going to say the same thing, except the gong part. I’m fairly sure she’d crack down the middle if anything warm touched her.

  11. Hans Geseundheit

    She plays a cold bitch on MAD MEN , but I don’t think it’s a stretch for her

  12. January Jones
    Eat shit dickhead
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck off mate, I can deal with a lot of your misogyny but this really shits me. Why the fuck should a woman have to have her children with her at all times? I know your whole schtick with Jones is that she’s an ice queen but jesus christ, you’d never comment on Tom Cruise being out without Suri. You used to be witty without resorting to blatent misogyny, it’s slimey and it’s not funny in the least.

  13. January Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously if I had paparazzi following me everywhere they would see me go to work without my children every day. Headline Fail

  14. anna

    Jones was photographed with her child the other day. No that I expect an ignorant misogynist like you to know or care about that. I’m sorry that she doesn’t parade her child around in front of the paps everyday for your benefit.

  15. Ariel

    Every mom needs to get away sometimes.

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