Guess Who January Jones Doesn’t Have With Her and Other News

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- Jordan Carver has a powerful overhead smash. And by overhead smash I mean humongous titties. [theCHIVE]

- Wilmer Valderrama is on that Chelsea Handler sitcom that’s still inexplicably on the air. [Huffington Post]

- The funniest thing Steve Martin has done in years. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Reynolds banged Blake Lively in Nashville while everyone else was at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Olivia Wilde jiggles her breasts up and down and something else about comedy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- JLo’s 40 year-old underboob will have V magazine flying off the shelves. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- When Miley Cyrus actually puts on a bra, everyone will know about it. [Popoholic]

- Apparently giving Tyra Banks a degree was only the beginning of the depths Harvard is willing to sink to. [TooFab]

- A bunch of suburban white dudes ride slo-mo in a minivan set to ganster rap. Should I keep going or did this summer’s Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughn comedy already choke you out with tired cliches? [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Swimsuit Models Who Could Take Kate Upton’s Crown [Bleacher Report]

- Justin Bieber uses the discreet meetings he has with a Make-A-Wish kid at every one of his shows to pimp his new single on Ellen. [Just Jared]

- Paris Hilton celebrates her birthday for two weeks. Well, yeah. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian posted some phony bullshit to Twitter? That can’t be right. [IDLYITW]

- Ja Rule calls in to a radio station to describe prison life. Not as rapey as I thought it would be. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Awesomest Test Answers Vol. 2 Dept. of Eductaion who needs it? Amirite, Teabaggers? [Heavy]

- Jeremy Lin was created at Area 51 is how I interpreted this. [BuzzFeed]

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