‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

May 19th, 2014 // 19 Comments
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WATCH: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' - Trailer #2

I’m sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life’s savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It’s like Roger Ebert‘s back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too)

UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, here’s the official Marvel Facebook video which apparently they want everyone to use now because why make sharing movie trailers easy? That’s communism.

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  1. I wish it took itself a little more seriously. I want it to be more badass than funny. Then again, I never read the comics so my opinion doesn’t matter.

  2. Fish I agree with you that a Racoon with guns is cute/cool but its a looooong shot . Glen Close is still acting? 67 years old.Wow!

  3. obama and his jackbooted thugs don’t want any galaxy guarding raccoons to have guns hurka dadurka der

  4. Swearin

    So, random question; how long can someone sustain themselves on discarded popcorn, old Raisinets and sidewalk bugs? Just wondering, again totally random and no that’s not a camping tent and sleeping bag in the backseat of my car.

  5. Eric

    I have a bad feeling about this movie. First, the trailer is just a bunch of fast cuts. That is usually a bad sign. Second, the movie is coming out in August. August and September are the summer dump months when the studios dump the movies they don’t have a lot of faith in.

    • normally these comic book movies have comic book fans that will automatically see the movie plus all the rest of us that are aware of the batman/superman/spiderman/etc story. when nobody has actually heard of the comic book, there is a lot of weight on the shoulders of a raccoon with a machine gun standing atop a tree man.

    • Swearin

      Marvel/Disney is splitting the difference; they know it’s totally offbeat and aren’t sure it’ll do well in June or July so they’re putting it in August, knowing that if it’s a hit, it’ll likely dominate until October due to lack of good late-summer competitors. And they get to test the waters with a space saga in advance of their precious new Star Wars

  6. Video doesn’t work anymore

  7. I have a good feeling about this flick. I think it’s going to do better than people think it will and it’s going to surprise a lot of people with how good it is. Did you see the “floating head” the characters are flying to? It’s called “Knowhere”, and it’s a decapitated head from the giant robots called the Celestials. Sorta like Unicron’s head floating around in space.

  8. TheReddFoxx

    When are people going to stop watching and demanding trailers for movies they already know they’re going to see?

    I have a feeling that this is going to be another one of those movies that really sucks but everyone goes and sees because everyone went and saw it. Remember Avatar? When’s the last time anyone watched that shit?

  9. Knowhere! SQUEEEEEEE! *Ahem* I am quite looking forward to this film.

  10. I don’t understand these studios demanding trailer takedowns for copyright violation. It’s free advertising, and it’s getting more people interested in your movie. Why wouldn’t you want as many people as possible to see it?

    • Swearin

      Probably because they have an exclusive relationship with Facebook and the bitch doesn’t like it when they catch you being all inside other websites

  11. MZ MIZRY

    fuckin awesome! cant wait for this.

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