Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machine gun raccoon. Anyway, this thing basically had two hurdles to overcome to rocket it to 1.8 million views where it’s currently at: 1. Look better than whatever the hell that shit was at the end of Thor: The Dark World. 2. Show the raccoon with a machine gun. Of course, that’s me pretending to be Kid Savvy Show Business when really all I need to see is “PEW PEW SPACE SUPERHERO LASER BEAMS!” and I’ll run into a theater with a $10 bill impaled on my cock demanding admittance. I’m a simple man.
UPDATE: Here’s io9‘s always excellent screencap-by-screencap rundown, so everyone in your office can ask you about that raccoon movie with the green boobs. Finally, your moment to shine!