‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Has A Teaser For Its Trailer That Jimmy Kimmel Will Tease Trail Tonight

February 18th, 2014 // 11 Comments
Groot Rocket Raccoon Teaser Trailer
WATCH: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' 15 Second Teaser

Thanks to Disney owning both ABC and Marvel, the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer will debut tonight during Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but since this is the Internet, naturally there’s a trailer for the trailer. And because I’m a sexless nerd, naturally I’m posting it. In the meantime, this has been shatted out countless times into the the Intertubes, but only because it bares repeating that DC Comics still hasn’t got a movie with both Superman and Batman off the ground yet, while Marvel is already putting out an obscure space title with a talking tree and a raccoon with a machine gun that’s setting up a movie where The Incredible Hulk fights an entire planet. And if none of those words mean anything to you, what’s it like having money and friends? Do you sometimes congregate and eat the food stuff you purchased instead of figurines? Oh, I would ever so like that…

Rocket Raccoon Groot Test Footage

h/t io9

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  1. That looks way better than I thought it was going to. Wow

  2. Pretty sure that’s the same raccoon that is living under my deck this winter.

  3. PassingTrue

    Winning!

  4. Beer Baron

    I have a friend who works in the toy industry and he’s doing models for Guardians. He’s been saying since late last year that this movie will surprise a lot of people. He had seen an extended sneak and some other things to help with the sculpting. This will be badass.

  5. Bill Clinton's penis

    Jimmy Kimmel still has a show?
    I thought he lost his late night gig after Sarah Silverman kicked him to the curb.

  6. Swearin

    Holy crap, this looks good. Someone should probably put Warner Bros. and DC on suicide watch…

  7. That’s murderously hilarious.

  8. The Pope

    Or as I prefer to call it: “Bert Macklin: FBI…in space!”

  9. Let’s be honest. Even if the movie isn’t good, Small scavenger mammals shooting a lazer gun on top of a sentient tree is going to be worth the price of admission. Add in Karen Gillian as sweet sweet frosting on top of it.

    If it isn’t a good movie it will be a deep fried twinkie. Horrible for you, you’ll regret it 20 minutes after your done, but damn it if you don’t enjoy it while you are stuffing it your food hole.

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