I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2014

Here’s the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun say a bunch of funny words, and then like any sane person imbued with logic and reason, immediately wonder what it’d be like if he starred in a buddy cop movie with Peter Dinklage as the universe collapses around you from too much awesome:

Peter Dinklage Rocket Raccoon Little Weapon 2

I would’ve also accepted “Fuzzy Giggles: Attorneys At Law.”

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