Gretchen Rossi fondles pumpkins and other news

- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might have secretly married. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian chastises NFL for Jessica Simpson cartoon because it gives young girls the wrong message. Then she went back to hawking her instant weight loss product. [PopEater]

- Abigail Clancy just sold me all the Pepsi in North America. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gerard Butler sings with Jimmy Fallon. [Just Jared]

- Diddy is a fucking moron. In related news, oxygen is essential to life. [Celebslam]

- Levi McConaughy is already carrying on the family tradition. Though someone should call child services if he starts playing bongos. [PopSugar]

- Audrina Patridge pulls a Lauren Conrad and admits The Hills is fake. Way to make sure your new reality show isn’t canceled after the pilot, WonkBoob. [Wonderwall]

- Sarah Jessica Parker should never be the face of anything. Including Sarah Jessica Parker: The Fragrance. [Socialite Life]

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