Gretchen Rossi fondles pumpkins and other news

October 16th, 2009 // 40 Comments

- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might have secretly married. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian chastises NFL for Jessica Simpson cartoon because it gives young girls the wrong message. Then she went back to hawking her instant weight loss product. [PopEater]

- Abigail Clancy just sold me all the Pepsi in North America. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gerard Butler sings with Jimmy Fallon. [Just Jared]

- Diddy is a fucking moron. In related news, oxygen is essential to life. [Celebslam]

- Levi McConaughy is already carrying on the family tradition. Though someone should call child services if he starts playing bongos. [PopSugar]

- Audrina Patridge pulls a Lauren Conrad and admits The Hills is fake. Way to make sure your new reality show isn’t canceled after the pilot, WonkBoob. [Wonderwall]

- Sarah Jessica Parker should never be the face of anything. Including Sarah Jessica Parker: The Fragrance. [Socialite Life]

Photos: WENN

  1. I LOOOVE PUMPKINS!!!!!!!

    but only sexy ones.

  2. I never see gals like this at pumpkin farms near me.

  3. Me

    Perfect pumpkin picking attire! WOO!

  4. Dude, DC doesnt even have pumpkin farms…sadly. I’d uber pwn at picking some pumpkins . UBER pwnage.

  5. lola

    Yes she has a hot body, but who can see it with that retarded grin on her face. Also, holding two boob-sized pumpkins in front of her chest? This looks choreographed. If you have heard this woman talk she is not attractive.

  6. LOL

    This is the dumbest photo shoot ever! And I agree with lola it is very choreographed. I have lived on a farm all my life and I can tell you that the outfit is singularly inadequate for doing ANY kind of chore on a farm. What a retard.

  7. Where’s The Expiration Date???

  8. Turd the third

    Shitty photoshoot, I think it would be much better if she was naked and on top of one of the pumpkins riding its woody stem for all she’s worth…. nothing better than a bit of pumpkin pumping….

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  11. Jay

    Superficial today; Playboy tomorrow.

  12. Shitty Grin

    “Hhmmmm, this one looks like it will hold up while i bounce up and down on it behind the barn later…”

  13. Is it me or does she look older than she is?

  14. Is it me, or does she look older than she is?

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  19. Lamping

    Last photo: that’s one very presumptuous pumpkin stem.

  20. your dad

    too bad she only lets that shrimp dick fag boyfriend see her clam

  21. a sanderson

    Sorry but i do not find her face attractive

  22. Rhialto

    Aren’t there biological implants yet?!

  23. Darth

    Europeans don’t care much about pumpkins.It’s a typical American fascination.

  24. AMO

    No she is NOT still wearing that fake ass ring her dead “fiance” gave her?!?

  25. Amber

    I’ve never seen her before, but she has really nice legs! Her face looks a little odd in picture #1.

  26. gueibor

    Why is that dude wearing Daisy Dukes?

  27. zebop

    Why do women with no ass insist on wearing clothes that show they have no ass?

  28. Wow, what a collection of sexy pics with pumpkin.. Gretchen Rossi is looking so beautiful in this pics. She is really looking sexy..

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    Real Housewives of Orange County:
    Jeana Keough – Foreclosure on 4 homes
    Lynne Curtin – Evicted from 2 rental homes
    Tamra Barney – Home in shortsale
    Slade Smiley (Jo’s ex boyfriend) – Foreclosure (Coto home)
    Note: Jo De La Rosa is now working as a bartender after living such a glamorous life.
    Tammy Knickerbocker – Foreclosure w/ex husband after his co. went bankrupt
    Vicki Gunvalson – Newest house for sale

    Real Housewives of Atlanta:
    Lisa Wu Hartwell – Foreclosure (Downsized)
    Sheree Whitfield – Foreclosure (she “thought” ex-husband was paying her mortgage)
    NeNe Leakes – Evicted from rental home

    Real Housewives of New Jersey:
    Teresa Giudice – Foreclosure. (Newly built, only lived there a few months.)
    Danielle Staub – House for sale (ex-husband refuses to pay)

    Real Housewives of New York:
    Countess LuAnn de Lesseps – After husband found a new woman, she is leasing her NYC home and is selling her Hamptons homes in this terrible market
    Jill Zarin – Selling NYC Condo and Hamptons homes and Renting Zarin’s fabrics
    Kelly Bensimon – Selling Hamptons home.

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