WTF?

February 22nd, 2007 // 72 Comments
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Not sure what the greatest movie ever made will be? Now you know.


  1. sid

    Call the movie:

    The Horse Whisperer

  2. sid

    Phar Lap

  3. woodhorse

    forbid me chastise Wayward guinevere
    stolen, enchanted, A vision to
    see the moonlight fLashing on a sword
    named typekey galLantry,
    clever, keeping mYstery,
    mirth upon
    my lips
    no heart can
    contain and be chained
    release those dark regrets
    love and kisses
    are near misses
    and exist so separately

  4. woodhorse

    #54 I could tell by your name that you are a horse. Not all people are attracted to horses, you could always just run off. Horses are faster than people-well, except for Fish whose accomplishments are legendary.

  5. woodhorse

    Correction to #52, I was so excited I couldn’t speak properly – I MEANT TO SAY “so happy to agree with you again”.

  6. biatcho

    #48 – I was wondering why I was all wet, hot & bothered when I woke up this morning. Glad my husband had huge morning wood too… it came in handy!

  7. Italian Stallion

    This place is getting really stupid, go write to penthouse idiot………….

  8. jrzmommy

    48–You forgot the part where we removed our blindfolds and realized we had just gone down on a chick Yetti and vomitted…I’m still hocking up hairballs.

  9. PrettyBaby

    #48 Why do I have to be the one in a daze?? Ohterwise LOL! pervert…

  10. LL

    Damn, I thought I had a little too much time on my hands… the porn interlude was interesting, I guess. But you want to know what’s even hotter? Picturing some guy being sodomized to death by a horse. That shit is awesome. Al Qaeda wishes they could get that kind of action. They obviously hate and fear the vagina.

  11. sid

    I actually saw a horse takin’ care of bidness (WITH ANOTHER HORSE, YOU SICK FREAKS) by accident on a British nature TV show while channel surfing.

    An erect horse cock is a pretty serious deal.

    Um….

    Fuck, why are they making this fucking movie?

    COME ON AL QUEDA AND OUR MILITIAS!!!!

    Blow it all to hell!

  12. Niecy

    I don’t know what is more disturbing, that he let a horse have sex with him or that his friends were masturbating to it.

    I’m sure this will be an excellent movie.

  13. sid

    Years ago, I remember reading a joke headline at theonion.com.

    “Area horse hung like a horse”

    This is so fucking lame.

    Can we dig up the guy who died and turn him into glue, or horse food?

    Arrgh! It’s just so LAME!

    How about if the horse’s name was “River?”

    Call it: “A river runs through him”

    Giddyup!

    Fuck off.

  14. herbiefrog

    whatever happened to…

    my little pony

    the pri[n]cess promenades

    best film ever ?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490668/

  15. Lowlands

    Although it’s a most normal photo,it’s a bit creepy to me.Just as a Picasso painting you can watch it in different ways.The creepy interpretation could be a genetic experiment what went way wrong.An human/lion mutation.I can see in the melancholic eye of this creature it has a human soul.

  16. me0w

    that is unsafe sex

  17. WTF?

    The working title for this is
    “Broke Back Mountin”

  18. paulus

    I saw this movie. It’s actually very good. It’s comprised of interviews with the people involved: the guys who organized the horse-fucking, the people whose ranch the horse lived on who were unaware what was going on in the barn at night, the parents of the man who died.

    It’s made by the same guys who made Police Beat, and no, they are not from Hollywood.

    http://www.policebeatmovie.com/

  19. i’m there on premier night1

  20. Mr. ED

    morbid topic. Mentally ill people should be locked away

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