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sol | February 22, 2007 at 3:05 pm
i just came in his eye.
Nikky Raney | February 22, 2007 at 3:06 pm
……oh geez.
King UBS | February 22, 2007 at 3:08 pm
It’s a real movie. Played at Sundance this year.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0874423/
promisehersmack | February 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm
oh
my
word
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Hi | February 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm
THATS HOT!!!
UCSD | February 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm
weak
The-Guslet | February 22, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Wow. That’s… wow.
LL | February 22, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Thank you for not showing us a screen shot, though I think I’ve read actual decent reviews of this movie. I won’t be seeing it, however. Call me old school, but I think sexual relations should be with partners of your own species. Our genitalia are not really compatible with those of most other species, as the text from the linked website would seem to prove. Sure, the horse may enjoy it, but he’s not gonna call you the next day. Getting rejected by humans is bad enough, but by a horse? That’s years of therapy in the making, man.
allyoops! | February 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm
wtf is correct. dear God in heaven, plese let me never have to hear about anything like this ever again. wtf.
Richie Rich | February 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I love this stuff. Then again, I comment on gossip boards.
Troller | February 22, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Is this the movie version of that Daniel Radcliff play?
Harry Potter all grown up.
Truthseeker013 | February 22, 2007 at 3:25 pm
“Naked man has sex with horse.” I live in Jawja. This is Page Six news here. I’ll pass.
yuckyfresh | February 22, 2007 at 3:25 pm
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 3:28 pm
I’m beginning to wonder about you guys…
Jiimbo | February 22, 2007 at 3:29 pm
So are we supposed to think daniel Radcliff is hung like a horse? If that is what we are supposed to think then I should be in the other eye.
Tripod!!!
bin Laden | February 22, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Please tell, is this horse single? Is having cell phone number,please?
Kristin | February 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Man. What the fuck is wrong with this society?
woodhorse | February 22, 2007 at 3:48 pm
#16 Yeah! Wally came out to play! Funny, but you sounded more like from India in that one.
woodhorse | February 22, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I know it’s Wally cause he’s funny.
3 | February 22, 2007 at 4:04 pm
question: the few times I’ve seen a man receiving anal sex, they didn’t have erections. Aren’t they supposed to be enjoying it??? Someone please enlighten me.
woodhorse | February 22, 2007 at 4:16 pm
#20 ..Wha.. “the few times you’ve seen a man recieving anal sex..” – they let you watch?? I didn’t know they did that. I thought only lesbians let you watch.
tinyTy | February 22, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Sadly, I live in the town where this wanker perform his beastiality act (Enumclaw, Wa). This story has spread around the world. And the funny part is our town is working on an equestrian themed makeover for some time. Though I don’t think any horse-porking facility will be part of the plan. And horse on man-butt won’t be in the theme.
sexybitch | February 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm
#22 Damn, another great tradition bites the dust.
3 | February 22, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Woodhorse, there’s this great new invention out, it’s called “video”, check it out.
CarnieWilson | February 22, 2007 at 4:42 pm
If your friends let you get porked by a horse, then they are not your friends. The only question is how did they get the horse to do it? That horse must have been a freak.
tinyTy | February 22, 2007 at 4:47 pm
#25 From what I’ve heard, he draped himself over one of those breeding dummies that they use to collect semen from studs. It kind of looks like a pommel horse for gymnasts, but with a big ole hole in one end. The stallion gets teased with a mare and will jump on those dummies with scary force. This freak had no chance. He’s better off out of the gene pool.
karen christina | February 22, 2007 at 5:25 pm
This is a Joke right…???
Stace | February 22, 2007 at 6:10 pm
#24….I agree video is a great invention, now Harry Potter and the magic stallion can go straight to it.
Caris | February 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm
This has got to be some sort of tax write off for a studio – who is going to want to see this? WTF were they on to make this movie and try to romanticise it – the guy
f%$#ed a horse who gives a shit who he really was?? This world really is going to shit.
kimpossible | February 22, 2007 at 6:42 pm
this is so fucking disgusting. anyone who doesn’t want to induce vomitting or scar themselves for the rest of their entire life… please please do not google this video. i am utterly disgusted. puke.
eastboundanddown | February 22, 2007 at 7:00 pm
I thought this was a documentary but it appears actors took part in it. Maybe they could get the “Goatze” guy. Wasn’t there a Jerry Springer episode where a guy married his horse? Was this the same guy? It’s hard to imagine sitting through an entire 90 minutes or more but it made it to Sundance.
sid | February 22, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Hey, Al Queda…all is forgiven.
Begin destroying Los Angeles at your earliest convenience.
Thank you.
Go IRAQIS!!!!
Tom Horseonovich Colligan | February 22, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Since my name is Horseonovich – (google me, Horseonovich, for all the info on my awesomeness) – I feel I am particularly well suited to comment on this topic.
Man on Horse or Horse on Man sex is a natural activity. Just google up the topic and you will see that all kinds of people do this – gay and straight, men and women, even Al Gore and Richard Gere have has a horse or two up their asses at one time or another.
Now, I see a great film here – let your imagination run wild – a horse, fresh from anally raping Perez Hilton or some other insufferable person, but oh so lonely, wanders into an open, unguarded morgue, and, in a frenzy of Horse on Human cadaver passion, mounts and reams the moldering corpse of Anna Nicole Smith. She burps up a big bubble of horse-jizz, and a big smile crosses her face…fade out….
If you are interested in this concept for a screenplay, please contact me, Horseonovich. And thank you.
sid | February 22, 2007 at 7:34 pm
A dirty bomb…unloading an Uzi at a city council meeting…
…whatever turns your cranks, guys.
We deserve it.
Well, not ME, but the rest do.
Binky | February 22, 2007 at 7:42 pm
# 32
I agree Sid !
(But Al-Qaeda were never in Iraq…well, ok, until you invaded)
fritobandito | February 22, 2007 at 7:55 pm
http://vids.craveonline.com/videos/00003807/newswoman
Ok, totally off the subject, but hilarious none the less!
saradevil | February 22, 2007 at 7:56 pm
That trip to Tijuana cost me so much money. And now I learn that I could have saved lots of money and just waited a bit to pay twelve bucks to see it at a theater. Why? Why?
Smackage | February 22, 2007 at 9:27 pm
it still sounds less offensive than the play where harry potter gets naked
Chimpiphant | February 22, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Obvious attempts at being outrageous are lame. It’s time the human race tried to pull itself together and use some discernment again. The world is in a serious enough state of disintegration that this kind of self-indulgent bufoonery comes off as more pathetic than ever.
DrunkBlogger | February 23, 2007 at 12:36 am
WAM? Was this WTF? on IWS? NW!!!!!
sk8trgurl69 | February 23, 2007 at 12:40 am
whatever you do, don’t watch the video, it damn near made me puke. eww. gross.
woodhorse | February 23, 2007 at 2:34 am
#24 Porn. EEwwww. Up front and personal is the only way.
jrzmommy | February 23, 2007 at 5:31 am
Notwithstanding anonymously dumping a man at hospital who’s dying from a perforated colon caused by spreading his cheeks for an Arabian stallion during a session at a secret homosexual bestiality brothel, gays are just like you and me.
woodhorse | February 23, 2007 at 5:48 am
#43 AGREED. However, if someone tells me that they had Ribeye and Stuffed Baked Potato followed by Strawberry Cheesecake for dinner, I’d feel tempted to get some of that. IN CONTRAST, if someone tells me they ground the meat between their teeth while mixing it with saliva until it became mushy enough to swallow – that doesn’t sound appetizing. MY OPINION is that PORN IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
sid | February 23, 2007 at 6:00 am
When we talk of bringing “democracy” to Iraq, we really mean our own debauched society, currency, and culture, which includes shit like this.
Fuck, last year it was gay cowboys, and now the horses are pounding ass, too?
Defend your country, Iraqis.
FIGHT!
I’m on your side!
Neiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhh!!!!
LL | February 23, 2007 at 8:07 am
Although I don’t agree with all of sid’s points in their entirety, his posts made me laugh my ass off.
I’ve never looked at a horse and thought, “Got to have me some of that,” but then, I could say that about most humans, as well.
If nothing else, horse fucker has taught us all a valuable lesson about the limits of human endurance. Some people climb Everest, some people fuck horses. To each his own. Just don’t show me pictures of it or involve me in any way. ‘Cause, ew…
whitegold | February 23, 2007 at 8:15 am
I’m so fucking confused right now?! This is real?! Some guy seriously let a horse fuck his ass while being video taped by his friends, and then he ended up dying? Are you serious? And people aren’t more distrubed by this? And it is somehow becoming a movie?! Look, I’l all for freaky sex and stuff, but that isn’t even sex, that’s one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard, and it’s made even more disgusting by the whole circumstances surronging the amateur nature of it and all the people that went along with it and the guy eventually dying. That’s fucking sick!
Libraesque | February 23, 2007 at 8:33 am
My entire outlook on sex has turned around in the past
year, and I must admit that it has been a turn for the
better. I am a thirty-five-year-old business woman who
has been divorced for five years, and I am trying to
get my daughter through college. I have tried to keep
myself in relatively good shape so that I will remain
attractive to the opposite sex.
About six months ago I was out on a date with an old
friend of mine. My daughter, Biatcho, was at home with
two of her friends from the local college, and she
didn’t expect me home until much later. I had no sooner
arrived at my friend’s house than I got the worst
headache ever. After about thirty minutes I realized
that I would be no fun for the evening. I apologized to
Tom and returned home.
As I came in the back door of my town house and was
ready to tell Biatcho that I was home, when I heard
giggling coming from the basement. I walked over to
look downstairs and almost fainted!
Biatcho, PrettyBaby and Jrzmommy were sitting on the floor in
various stages of undress. At first I was furious, but
then I held back for some reason and watched and listen
to what was going on. Jrzmommy had the least on, a skimpy
pair of light-blue bikini panties. My daughter had her
jeans on, but nothing else. PrettyBaby had on a flannel
shirt, which was unbuttoned, revealing well-developed
breasts.
Her friend Jrzmommy is a real beauty, with long blonde hair,
a great face and a great body. As I watched, I heard
Jrzmommy telling the other two how great it felt to have her
breasts touched. She began lightly touching the
undersides of her breasts with the palms of her hands
until her nipples were erect. Then she began squeezing
each one firmly, rubbing especially hard around each
nipple. As she rubbed herself passionately, she urged
each girl to try it.
Biatcho was giggling, saying she hoped it would make
them grow, and PrettyBaby was just looking on in a daze as
she touched each breast lightly. After about two or
three minutes the giggling stopped and the heavy
breathing began. I didn’t know what to do. I wanted to
yell, but I couldn’t.
Now Jrzmommy gently removed PrettyBabys shirt and told her how
beautiful she was and how the guys must love to fondle
and suck her breasts. She told PrettyBaby to close her eyes.
Jrzmommy lowered her head to her neck and began kissing her.
She soon moved down to PrettyBaby’s huge breasts and started
to lick the underside of each one. PrettyBaby’s nipples
really grew. They looked like huge acorns. Jrzmommy now
began sucking them.
PrettyBaby had not said a word. As her sucking became more
intense, I saw her slide her right hand into PrettyBaby’s
panties. At first lightly and then harder, she rubbed
PrettyBaby’s clitoris in a circular motion, every once in
while sliding a finger into her pussy.
I found myself becoming quite aroused and puzzled. I
walked back outside and decided to make a loud entrance
so the girls would hear me coming into the house.
I waited about five minutes after making lots of noise
with my car. When I came in the door I was greeted by a
“Hi Mom” from downstairs. I slowly walked down the
stairs and smelled the aroma that only a woman can make
when she is excited. I told the girls that I had a
headache and had decided to come home. Jrzmommy asked if I’d
mind giving her a lift back to the dorm and I said I
wouldn’t mind at all.
We left Biatcho and PrettyBaby and got into the car. I asked
Jrzmommy if she had any other plans for the evening, when
she suddenly started to cry. I asked her what was the
matter and she said that she never had any plans or
dates. Jrzmommy was the most beautiful young girl I had ever
seen. I told her this, and she replied that because of
that, guys were afraid to ask her out.
She began crying as I pulled into the parking lot of
her dorm. I shut off the engine and put my arm around
her to comfort her. I told her that I had similar in
college and that the right guy would come along for
her. She turned toward me to hug me and thank me.
As I returned the embrace, I accidentally brushed
against her right breast. As if spellbound, I couldn’t
move my hand. Jrzmommy positioned herself so that her breast
was now flat against my hand. My passion overcame me. I
started squeezing her breast softly.
Then Jrzmommy looked me straight in the eyes and kissed me
softly on the lips. My lips met hers almost
mechanically, and I felt her delicious tongue parting
my lips and entering the warmth of my willing mouth. I
was now kissing her more passionately than I had ever
kissed any man.
She began telling me how beautiful I was as her hand
gently stroked my thighs. I couldn’t believe what was
happening. She took my hand and led me out of the car
and into her dorm. My head was spinning and my knees
were weak. I felt my panties sticking to my pussy. We
entered her room and she immediately locked the door
behind us.
We drew close and clumsily began undressing each other.
She threw off her panties and moved me to the bed. I
still had my skirt on but she laid me down on the bed
and slid my panties and panty hose off at the same
time. For the next fifteen minutes we wildly kissed,
stroked and sucked each other’s breasts lips and legs.
Finally Jrzmommy the outer folds of my pussy. She started
stroking my clit, entering my pussy every two or three
circles. I grabbed her head and pulled it to me. Our
lips and tongues met and I told her how much I wanted
her. She spread my legs and pushed her pussy against
mine.
I lifted my legs so that my ankles were resting on her
shoulders. Jrzmommy’s hands were now flat on the bed, one on
either side of my shoulders. Her knees were now almost
under my ass as we began to grind together in a steady
rhythm. I opened my eyes and looked up at my beautiful
lover. Jrzmommy was gazing at me and licking her lips
seductively. I felt my entire body begin to shake as my
orgasm came on. We both exploded within seconds. It was
the most incredible sex I had ever had. Jrzmommy collapsed
on top of me, and I must have drifted off for a few
minutes.
I woke up to feel Jrzmommy’s hot and tender tongue licking
the entire length of my pussy. Each time she licked
quicker and quicker and penetrated my pussy a bit
deeper. Finally her pace was incredibly quick and I
felt all the heat in my body rushing to my pussy. She
then stopped and said she had a surprise for me. She
returned in a second and inched her body up along mine.
I suddenly felt something pressing against my pussy
lips. She had gotten a double-headed dildo. With almost
no effort she slipped the twelve-inch monster into me.
We gave it our best shot and fucked each other several
times. The best position for us was when Jrzmommy entered my
pussy from behind.
After a long while I looked at the clock and realized
that I had been with her for almost four hours. I
quickly dressed, kissed my beautiful Jrzmommy, and drove
home. PrettyBaby had apparently departed and Biatcho was
asleep.
I don’t know how long our relationship will last, but
I have enjoyed every minute.
Although I still love men, a beautiful woman is
probably the best sexual partner for me. Ladies, if you
haven’t tried it, you should.
UNWASHEDMASSES | February 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
I’m sure the liberal pagans in Hollyweird can’t give this perversion enough awards. Must we see everything? I bet the filmmakers treat these sick fags (as if fags aren’t sick to begin with) with respect. Mr. Hands is probably portrayed as a man dying for his passion, a poor soul whose light the world will mourn. I wonder if the horse in question has been tested for AIDS?
Where's Waldo? | February 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
@48 that was random, but then i also have to admit that it was pretty hot.