Why Does Grant Bowler Have An Erection At The Premiere of A Children’s Movie?

June 24th, 2013 // 32 Comments

Grant Bowler isn’t even in Despicable Me 2, yet for some reason he was invited to the premiere where he apparently had an erection despite being at a children’s movie. (I thought he was just Hamm-boning it, too, but notice how it’s gone here, and this shot of him shielding it with his son’s body because that’s what kids are for.) Even funnier is the fact that Grant was the Dick in Lindsay Lohan‘s Liz & Dick. Or at least it is to me because Chris Hansen ain’t shi– wait, what was that? Oh, God, he’s in the vents! PHOTO BOY MADE ME DO IT.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Ah, my day is complete now….

    What’s everyone think of Defiance?

  2. Jazzy Jeff

    Nah he’s pulling a Ham, got a Mr. Softee stuff in his pants.

  3. Skip Towne

    “Why Does Grant Bowler Have An Erection At The Premiere of A Children’s Movie?”

    I’m guessing the same reason Zac Efron brought condoms to the opening of a children’s movie; h-wood is filled with pedos.

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    John Travolta
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    Shut up stupidficial. Quit creating controversy.

  5. Nonnie Moose

    Mom looks pretty damned MILFtastic. I could get a boner over that.

  6. Peterman

    Maybe he mistook seeing a physician for erections lasting more than four hours for attending a premier of a children’s movie.

  7. kimmykimkim

    Erection? Where? I don’t see it. All I see are balls stuffed into ill-fitting (women’s?) pants.

  8. I dunno… the minions give me an erection. Is that wrong?

  9. Grant Bowler Erection Despicable Me 2 Premiere
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    If I could see Despicable 2 in a premier I would be sporting a healthy boner too. I can’t wait to see it!

  10. Kel

    At this point, anything that isn’t Lindsay will give this guy an erection.

  11. brick

    Not sure what that is but I am sure he needs a better fitting pair of pants.

  12. I’ve got an erection just thinking about Despicable Me 2, so fair is fair.

  13. poopy

    yeah, thats just a pair of pants that are too tight

    ummmmmm nice one, superficial?

  14. Grant Bowler Erection Despicable Me 2 Premiere
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    Is he casually Hiding his erection with a child.
    “I knew I let your mother have you for a reason, now stand in front of daddy’s penis”

  15. Because, Miranda Cosgrove.

  16. The real issue in this photo is that kid’s haircut.

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    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    That is looking less erection, more camel toe.

  18. Seagyn

    That’s not an erection. It’s a moose-knuckle.

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    lt
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what makes you think that’s an erection. I don’t see it at all. And I know one when I see one.

  20. Not a boner, and hello? None of you took health class, or known a man, ever? It’s perfectly normal for a man to have several erections throughout the day, that have nothing to do with sexual arousal, and all to do with it being something that just happens.

  21. Dinna Lohan

    Hey big boy…wanna buy me a drink?

  22. James Deen

    I know what Grant went through with Lindsay….I still feel itchy.

  23. bloop

    he just needs to wear some boxers

  24. Caroline

    Nice. Is that for me?

  25. Sarah

    Those things must be awful to drag around all day

  26. Grant Bowler Erection Despicable Me 2 Premiere
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    IT`S JOHN HAMM…OR JOHN DICKSON?

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    illi
    Commented on this photo:

    Just looks like some GIANT BALLS from where I’m sitting…

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    Kerrie
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    Hardly a boner, his pants are a bit tight in the crotch area is all.

  29. acura

    That is not an erection people … he just needs to wear looser pants.

  30. Female

    I also think it looks suspect when trying to define it. Plus, his wife is hot and wearing a short, tight-fitted, cotton dress with four inch high heels. My husband would probably be excitable too… I would change this headline to moose knuckle.

  31. Robb7

    Displaying whatever that is in a pair of brown pants makes it that much worse.

  32. Grant Bowler Erection Despicable Me 2 Premiere
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    Hopefully he’s taking care of what he’s packing; many men don’t and need to use a superior penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to maintain tool health.

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